Humorous Player Names

[dennis23294]

I had a Richard Nixon once

 

[stanpetrov]

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[alyndavies]

I actually had a George Best in Cm93/94 regen, from northern Ireland, Midfield Right, lol. I had him in my team for years he had fantastic stats but he always scored low performance wise.

 

[vKompany]

Immature?

Kill Joy. If your not happy, don't comment.

 

[The Shots]

I had a guy called Homer Simpson. No lies.

 

[Nick.]

on FM08 there was a player called Lee-Ki ***

 

[TamMcCann]

I saw a player called Ice Cream in 07 lol, played for a team in Portugal. Google it

 

[StuW]

Fabian Assman, goalkeeper for Independiente

 

[CJACKO11]

on fm10 i had a player called Jack Russell.

 

[Chaz Sexington]

1. Load up Chinese league.

2. Search "****."

3. Giggle.

 

[YTFC Fan]

I saw a player called Ice Cream in 07 lol, played for a team in Portugal. Google it

This one?

 

[fuelledbypassion]

I've got a french player called 'Bigger Diallo'. Sounds like a euphonism - I've got a bigger diallo than you!

 

[StuW]

Real player called *****

Got the message -

Lucena snap up *****, which made me laugh...

Full name is William Garcia Jimenez

 

[GeorgeMiles6]

Emile Heskey made me laugh when i heard it ahahahah

jokes

 

[torresdabest]

In fm08 i got an inbox saying, "Weekly fixture list from Mohammed"

 

[CJACKO11]

This lad just scored against my U18s.

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[goonergun435]

This lad just scored against my U18s.

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Phil Mitchell aint black

 

[crippycooke]

toby oshitola on cm4 i think it was

 

[Alienman]

There is a Brazilian player named Chocolate on FM11.

 

[Harriers09]

got a dude on mine called **** Smoulders.....now thats what i call a warm up!!!!

also **** de Kok and the always classic **** Breed!

now i'm just waiting for the comments saying i love Dicks.........