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...what would it be? For instance, Aston Villa are a bit like an Eton mess: Bits and pieces of true quality, but let down by sheer disorganisation. Also, tends to congeal a bit after 70 minutes or so.


And yes, this is for a reason.


Stop looking at me funny.


Go.
 
Liverpool would be a a surprise dish. You'll never know what's in it. Next season at least :P
 
Manchester United? Two pieces of bread.

Great stuff on the sides, but no real filling in the middle to make it a great flavour.
 
Anything cooked by Gordon Ramsey. Is usually delicious, but will swear down the camera at you.
 
Newcastle: Toad in the Hole, as Mike Ashley is a fat toad, and an **** hole.

Plymouth: Bread and Water, cos we're scrubz.
 
Leeds: A cake way passed its expiration date. It was good years ago but is now fairly ****
 
Joss said:
Ice Cream. Melts in the summer...
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I had Arsenal down as jelly. Lovely to look at and can create wonderful shapes, but dig in to it and it can wobble dangerously.

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Here's the ones I've got down so far:

Arsenal - Jelly. Lovely to look at and can create wonderful shapes, but dig in to it and it can wobble dangerously.

Aston Villa - Eton Mess. Bits and pieces of true quality, but let down by sheer disorganisation. Also, tends to congeal a bit after 70 minutes or so.

Blackburn - Chicken nugget. Grisly, stodgy and supplied by Venky’s.

Bolton - Deep-fried Mars bar. A classic enlivened by a new Scottish twist. (not too sure on this one)

Chelsea - Tofurkey. So close to being the real deal, but just not quite good enough... (or this)

Everton - Bangers and mash. Cheaply assembled, relatively hearty, and very English. (or this)

Fulham - Squashed badger burger. Black and white, and firmly in the middle of the road. (or this)

Manchester United - Sandwich. Consistently excellent, particularly if you’re at home.

Manchester City - Millionaire shortbread. Thick, doughy, hard to break down, and incredibly rich.

So looking for the rest of the Prem + Norwich and Q.P.R.
 
Enga actually sing "If you've got beer and you're happy, you support Enga, if you've got a tractor and scythe, you support LSK!"

So beer? We're not particularly good at anything, but it's all fun!
 
Blackpool - Vindaloo. Exciting, fills your appetite but will later pay the price for going so gung-ho.
 
Niall said:
Blackpool - Vindaloo. Exciting, fills your appetite but will later pay the price for going so gung-ho.
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Interesting. I was thinking a tangerine, for obvious reasons. :p
 
Gave you a helping hand/shout-out on twitter.. Hope it helps!
 
Argyle- Probably a Kebab. Seems a nice thing to eat when your drunk, at about 4am on a Saturday Night but one bite and jesus christ that tastes like ****. You regret it for weeks ater, but you keep coming back for more and more until you realise you've been well and truly ripped off.
 
Arsenal: Fish and Chips - 110% British. Oui?
 
Liverpool: A extra large pizza - Good in the beginning, but not so good once you get too the end.
 
Chokopop said:
Liverpool: A extra large pizza - Good in the beginning, but not so good once you get too the end.
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Yoink!

Arsenal: Pizza Express: Expensive (6% - you're having a laugh), looks good, but has little substance and runs out far too quickly.

Or: Chocolate Cake/Red wine: Dark, rich, expensive but runs out far too quickly.
 
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