Son, I am sending you to once again save humanity.
Take the spaceship, and you will land in a place called Bethlehem. There will be thousands of our most devoted followers there to greet you, as prophesied.
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You will need to speak to a man named Christian, he will guide you and tell you what you need to do.
The coordinates has been set in the GPS. Now off you go. Godspeed my son!
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Hours later
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"You have arrived at your Destination"
There was no crowd...it was just a large open grassy field.
Far away in the distance, there are a bunch of kids playing football with a coach barking instructions.
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Jesus approached the tall coach.
"Excuse me, I am looking for a man named Christian...do you know where I can find him?"
"Well, my name is Christian...Christian Guy. What is it that you want kid?"
"My father told me to come down here and find a man named Christian, and he will tell me what to do"
"ummm...okay...you know howto kick a ball kid?"
"I have never tried, but I have been told I am a quick learner"
"Never kicked a ball? That doesn't sound too promising, but hey give it a try"
Jesus then proceeded to play a football...as he played, his skills increased by the second...exponentially...until he was simply the best a footballer could ever be....
The coach watched on in disbelief.
"Jesus Christ.....I think we found the one"
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Take the spaceship, and you will land in a place called Bethlehem. There will be thousands of our most devoted followers there to greet you, as prophesied.
View attachment 210855
You will need to speak to a man named Christian, he will guide you and tell you what you need to do.
The coordinates has been set in the GPS. Now off you go. Godspeed my son!
.....
Hours later
.....
"You have arrived at your Destination"
There was no crowd...it was just a large open grassy field.
Far away in the distance, there are a bunch of kids playing football with a coach barking instructions.
View attachment 210835
Jesus approached the tall coach.
"Excuse me, I am looking for a man named Christian...do you know where I can find him?"
"Well, my name is Christian...Christian Guy. What is it that you want kid?"
"My father told me to come down here and find a man named Christian, and he will tell me what to do"
"ummm...okay...you know howto kick a ball kid?"
"I have never tried, but I have been told I am a quick learner"
"Never kicked a ball? That doesn't sound too promising, but hey give it a try"
Jesus then proceeded to play a football...as he played, his skills increased by the second...exponentially...until he was simply the best a footballer could ever be....
The coach watched on in disbelief.
"Jesus Christ.....I think we found the one"
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