****, Marry, Kill

[The Bath Manager]

Okay, most of you will have played this game before, but for those of you who haven't here's how it works.
I give a list of 3 people and you have to work out which one you would sleep with, spend your life with and murder.

Rules:

1) If you marry them you cant have *** with them.
2) If you have *** with them you cannot speak to them ever again.
3) You cannot leave anyone out.
4) If this works, whoever i think gives the best reasons will get to propose the next 3.

Okay so first up - Cheryl Cole, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Alba.

 

[coolguyrko]

**** Cole-Cuz shes a ride and a half but is probably a ****.
Marry Alba-Cuz she just seems to have a nice personality in comparison to the other 2 and already has a child so you know(Hopefully c-secton haha)
Kill Aniston-Cuz I just dont find the attraction that everyone else does.

 

[Aannddyy]

**** Cheryl cus she's fiiiit.
Marry Jennifer Aniston, cus she seems lovely.
Kill Alba cus um she's the one left..?

 

[Seanmccann]

****- Cheryl Cole
Marry- Jennifer Aniston
Kill-Jessica Alba

Exactly the same reasons as Aannddyy

 

[The Bath Manager]

**** Cole-Cuz shes a ride and a half but is probably a ****.
Marry Alba-Cuz she just seems to have a nice personality in comparison to the other 2 and already has a child so you know(Hopefully c-secton haha)
Kill Aniston-Cuz I just dont find the attraction that everyone else does.

Aniston bad personality? I fail to see it :O

 

[I Like Pie]

**** -Cole, just to **** off Ashley
Marry - Aniston, just for the banter
Kill - Alba because she annoys me.

 

[coolguyrko]

Aniston bad personality? I fail to see it :O

I didnt say she hadnt.I just said Alba seems to have a nicer one than the other 2.I just dont find her that attractive.

 

[Donnelly1]

**** Cheryl Cole - because she is fit but her voice could get really annoying
Marry Jennifer Aniston- because I still watch "Friends"
Kill Jessica Alba- because...she is so perfect she makes my new wife look bad

 

[Kevnaylor]

****- cheryl cole- Shes fit and then i wouldnt have to hear that gordie accent again
Marry - Jessica Alba - she is fit and if you had to listen to her it wouldnt irritate you as much as Cheryl Cole
Kill - Jenifer Aniston - She is the only one left

 

[*Jamess*]

Tough one because they are all fit imo but it has to be the following

**** Jessica Alba
Marry Jennifer Aniston
Kill Cheryl Cole

 

[The Bath Manager]

**** Cheryl Cole - because she is fit but her voice could get really annoying
Marry Jennifer Aniston- because I still watch "Friends"
Kill Jessica Alba- because...she is so perfect she makes my new wife look bad

Better not let her on your laptop now mate :S

 

[CJACKO11]

**** Jessica Alba
Marry Jennifer Aniston
Kill Cheryl Cole

Same as you mate, i couldnt live with Cheryl Cole's accent or even listen to it during *** no way in ****.

 

[Munroe]

**** - Jessica Alba, she's gorgeous but I'm not sure about her personality
Marry - Jennifer Aniston, she's lovely :wub:
Kill - Cheryl Cole, can't stand her tbh.

 

[Redrup]

Rape: Jessica Alba
Rape: Cheryl Cole
Rape: Jennifer Aniston.

EDIT: Oh ****, I don't think I got the point of the game.

 

[coolguyrko]

Rape: Jessica Alba
Rape: Cheryl Cole
Rape: Jennifer Aniston.

EDIT: Oh ****, I don't think I got the point of the game.

Suprise ***.Shorter sentence.

 

[The Bath Manager]

**** Cheryl cus she's fiiiit.
Marry Jennifer Aniston, cus she seems lovely.
Kill Alba cus um she's the one left..?

Okay, I'll give that one to Aannddyy as that's exactly how i would've called it. So if you care to name the next three?

 

[Sam]

Rape: Jessica Alba
Rape: Cheryl Cole
Rape: Jennifer Aniston.

EDIT: Oh ****, I don't think I got the point of the game.

Oh you do....

 

[LP94]

Marry Aniston
Kill then **** Alba

 

[BeadSTARR]

**** - Jessica Alba
Marry - Jennifer Aniston :wub:
Kill - Cheryl Cole

 

[Donnelly1]

Better not let her on your laptop now mate :S

New wife as in Jenifer Aniston