Mens rules (that women should know)

Jesus I saw this thread at the side of the site, thought this will be worth a read then noticed I'd posted it ****** years ago. Still a funny read :p
 
Talk about an old thread lol.

Nice thread though, made me laugh :)
 
noticing fit girls first on the street: +10
Punching someone: + 10 points
Punching someone much bigger than you: + 15 points
Head-butting someone: + 20 points
Downing a drink: + 5 points
Being aloof: + 2
Lifting something really heavy: + 5
Doing a massive ****: + 3
Winning any kind of competition: +5
Being on fire and not even caring: + 50
Eating raw meat: + 2
Watching action films: + 2
Drinking Stella: +10
Drinking till you throw up then continuing: + 10 (only if you drink more than 15 pints before you laugh at the carpet.)
Melting stuff: + 10
Drinking deit coke: -10
Appologising - 20

134, not bad for a 14 year old (H)
 
Billy - See Below.

What a shame Wolves beat you. :)

Don't make offtopic posts or insult other members. I liked this thread, until i got to your comment.
 
Love it AJW. Great thread and 100% true. :p
 
Billy - See Below.

What a shame Wolves beat you. :)

Don't make offtopic posts or insult other members. I liked this thread, until i got to your comment.

Don't get your knickers in a twist. If you knew anything about me, you'd know I was joking.

As for my post being off-topic; it wasn't. I was referring to diet coke, which is one of the things mentioned in the second list posted.

Now your post was off-topic, as it was regarding a Premier League football result in the 'General Chat' section. So now I think I'll follow the trend that you've just set, and say "What a shame that Hull beat you :)".

Grow up please, and take your own advice.
 
Now now put the handbags away this is a manly thread lets keep it that way.
 
noticing fit girls first on the street: +10
Punching someone: + 10 points
Punching someone much bigger than you: + 15 points
Head-butting someone: + 20 points
Downing a drink: + 5 points
Climbing something high: +20
Being aloof: + 2
Lifting something really heavy: + 5
Doing a massive ****: + 3
Winning any kind of competition: +5
Eating raw eggs: + 1
Eating raw meat: + 2
Watching action films: + 2
Drinking Stella: +10
Clearing a room with a fart... 20 points

130 points. Not too bad.
 
Billy - See Below.

What a shame Wolves beat you. :)

Don't make offtopic posts or insult other members. I liked this thread, until i got to your comment.

It was quite obvious he was joking.
 
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