Mourinho's Revenge - Getting Manchester United To Be Champions

You've won 1 game out of your opening 4 this season and are still fifth? is that even possible!?
 
Never mind the remarkable league position despite awful form, I want to know what information Wigan held over him to make him pay 15m to re-sign Nick Powell!!
 
Never mind the remarkable league position despite awful form, I want to know what information Wigan held over him to make him pay 15m to re-sign Nick Powell!!

At this point, you have to imagine that Jose has been a naughty boy somewhere along the line. Those defeats were actually karma coming back to bite him in the ****.
 
Best. Thread. Ever.

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Not been on here for awhile, good to see this documentary is still going and is still as fictitious as ever. Miles Jacobson, is that you? Is this some kind of social experiment?

Oh and who the **** is Jack Michaels?
 
Looking at the evidence here, I'm starting to wonder if Hugo has ever really been the Man U manager. It appears to be a front for the real heroics of him taking lowly Portsmouth to win the Premiership in only 4 seasons. You're a crafty man Hugo but I've seen through you. Congrats on your monumental rise to the top with Pompey, I'll be following nervously in the hope that you hold onto that top spot
 
Mourinho's Revenge - Getting Manchester United To Be Champions - Season 4 - Page 2

Premier League
Reading 1-4 Man Utd
Man Utd 2-0 Hull
Burnley 1-5 Man Utd
Man Utd 3-0 Portsmouth
Newcastle 1-3 Man Utd
Man Utd 4-0 Tottenham
Leicester 1-6 Man Utd
Man Utd 3-1 Southampton
Aston Villa 1-2 Man Utd
Man Utd 4-1 Everton
Arsenal 0-3 Man Utd
Man Utd 5-1 Liverpool
Burton 1-3 Man Utd
Man Utd 2-0 Chelsea
Leeds 1-3 Man Utd
Man Utd 1-3 Bournemouth
Watford 2-2 Man Utd
Man Utd 1-0 Wigan
Middlesbrough 1-2 Man Utd
Man Utd 2-0 Reading
Hull 1-2 Man Utd
Man Utd 3-0 Burnley
Portsmouth 1-2 Man Utd
Man Utd 2-0 Newcastle
Tottenham 1-3 Man Utd
Man Utd 4-0 Leicester
Southampton 1-3 Man Utd
Man Utd 2-0 Aston Villa
Everton 1-3 Man Utd
Man Utd 4-1 Arsenal
Liverpool 1-3 Man Utd
Man Utd 4-0 Burton
Chelsea 0-6 Man Utd
League Table
1st Man Utd
2nd Chelsea
3rd Liverpool
4th Tottenham
Champions League
Group Stage
Man Utd 4-1 Galatasaray
Copenhagen 1-5 Man Utd
Hapoel 2-3 Man Utd
Man Utd 5-0 Hapoel
Galatasaray 1-3 Man Utd
Man Utd 8-0 Copenhagen
First Knockout Stage
CSKA Moscow 1-3 Man Utd
Man Utd 5-0 CSKA Moscow
Quarter-Finals
Man Utd 4-0 Porto
Porto 1-2 Man Utd
Semi-Finals
Basel 1-6 Man Utd
Man Utd 0-2 Basel
Final
Man Utd 4-0 Bayern
EFL Cup
Third Round
Swanesa 1-3 Man Utd
Fourth Round
Man Utd 4-0 Wimbledon
Fifth Round
Burnley 1-3 Man Utd
Quarter-Finals
Man City 0-4 Man Utd
Semi-Finals
Sunderland 1-3 Man Utd
Man Utd 2-0 Sunderland
Final
Man Utd 4-1 West Ham
FA Cup
Third Round
Swindon 1-4 Man Utd
Fourth Round
Man Utd 4-0 Halifax
Fifth Round
Everton 1-4 Man Utd
Sixth Round
Man Utd 4-0 Bolton
Semi-Finals
Newcastle 1-3 Man Utd
Final
Man Utd 4-0 Arsenal
 
Is there no way we can sticky this, to use as the template for all future stories?
 
I still think this side needs the defence sorting out. (6)
 
U can become a manager irl bcuz this is increidbel work. Mourinho can only 6th and u win titles with manshechter Udt so u better than him. Keep work good
 
To be fair, sod everything else, Lincoln making the FA Cup 5th round makes this all believable.
He actually almost got something right by some miracle, Burnley losing to make it not happen almost seems cruel. I shall now bet on Portsmouth to be in the PL in only one year as he clearly lacks imagination to see the potential of small teams
 
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