Riddles anyone :) ?

[SAiNT_BRUM]

You use a knife to cut my head, but only weep when i am dead.

What am i?

Post your own riddles aswell.

 

[The Icelander]

Onion

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If U ask a window cleaner to go clean every window in the entire word how much will it cost?

 

[SAiNT_BRUM]

not really sure about that one lol

 

[unknown111222]

£0?.

 

[Big Dave]

How many letters are in the alphabet

 

[SamScfc]

How many answers are in the alphabet

A: 8

?

 

[Big Dave]

What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?

 

[SAiNT_BRUM]

How many answers are in the alphabet

A: 8

what?? lol

 

[Big Dave]

When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you don’t have me. What am I?

 

[unknown111222]

alphabet has 8 letters..



and i think other people are meant to guess them dave, not yourself!

 

[Big Dave]

The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is. What is it?

 

[Danny]

Alphabet
A - 1
L - 2
P - 3
H - 4
A - 5
B - 6
E - 7
T - 8

 

[CJ]

Mate, stop answering your own riddles, give us a chance to answer them :S

 

[RSm]

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun, and the man walks away happily. Why?















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The man had the hiccups. The gun scared him, and the hiccups went away.

 

[Chris]

I am a three digit number. My second digit is four times more than my third digit. My first digit is seven less than my second digit. What number am I?

(Not mine)

 

[Big Dave]

It is an insect, and the first part of its name is the name of another insect. What is it?

 

[The Icelander]

What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?

Your shadow

 

[Mike.]

i am a three digit number. My second digit is four times more than my third digit. My first digit is seven less than my second digit. What number am i?

(not mine)

182

 

[The Icelander]

The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is. What is it?

coffin

 

[Chris]

182

Correct.