League Two: Cambridge United FC v. AFC Wimbledon
View attachment 376417I'm told that Cambridge is a beautiful and picturesque city. Like every other metropolitan area, city and town I've visited in the UK, I've caught a glimpse from the train as it pulls into the station and/or from the bus as we drive through town and up to the stadium.
Maybe during my May and June holiday period, I'll tour England a bit. Somehow, I think Gwen expects a month in Italy although Spain might be acceptable. We'll see.
At any rate, we pull up to Abbey Stadium after a not terribly long bus ride. The boys seem relaxed and focused.
My subs today are:
Daniel Lincoln (GK), Reuben Hazell (D), Brad Smith (D), Steven Gregory (M), George Francomb (M), Daniel Barlaser (M), James Loveridge (F)
I tell Leandro Depetris to watch Simon Walton and for Mark Tomlinson to mark their danger man Luke Berry. I have Kris Thackray in instead of Hazell because their on-loan Bolton forward Conor Wilkinson is a large beast of a player in the mold of our Michael Smith. Also, Thackray's tall and Hazell isn't so much.
Apparently, the players were too relaxed and not particularly focused.
Cambridge started the game by pinning us back in our end and out-working us. There's nothing I hate more than being out-hustled. That's not to say we wobbled around utterly bereft of any skills or ideas. We broke twice on the counter with Smith grazing the crossbar from a Matteo Nole cross and Jack Midson shot directly at the keeper from the top of the box despite having plenty of time. But we played the opening fifteen minutes in our end. Also and to make matters worse, Jim Fenlon pulled up limping.
To make the start worse, Wilkinson opened the scoring in the 16th minute. Their other forward Petros Skapitis launched a high ball straight upfield into our box. Thackray reacted a full second later than Wilkinson. I swear that Wilkinson used his left arm to pull the ball down and fire it past Dunn. There's simply no way for any human to run under a ball over your right shoulder and control it with the left side of your chest.
1-0
I screamed at the ref and berated the fourth official for a while but only got an explanation that he chested the ball down.
"But he was completely out of position to see the play," I said to the fourth official. "First, he was still in the center circle when Wilkinson received the pass. Secondly, he couldn't even see through Conor's back to see that he handled. Yet, you are trying to tell me that he was correctly positioned?"
"Yes, go sit down Enrico," the fourth official said. "He's made up his mind, don't get yourself in any trouble."
Whitney had run out onto the field of play since play was stopped. He signaled that Fens was done. I turned around to tell Brad Smith to start warming up, but he was doing some sprinting down by the far corner flag already. Hanks had read my mind.
Five minutes later and I was replacing Kris Thackray. Why would I be replacing my tall, strong and relatively quick defender with the slower, older and shorter Reuben Hazell? Because of the goal that Thacks let Wilkinson score.
U's left midfielder Emmanuel Dieseruvwe curled a cross into Wilkinson. Thacks was literally five feet away. Wilkinson controlled the cross and, feeling no defender on his back, spun. His shoulder fake froze Thacks, he dribbled right past him and hit a piledriver that hit Dunn managed to get a hand to but couldn't keep out.
2-0
I'm still fuming about the goal that Thacks conceded three minutes later as we're playing tiki taka, Barcelona-style football at the halfline. Then Depetris does a cute little back heel to Nole and suddenly players in blue are flooding forward. Nole races down the flank but instead of running to the end line, hits an early ball toward Midson. Midson controls the ball and makes Cambridge's Ian Miller look as useless as Thacks before blasting a shot through their keeper.
2-1
My opposing manager, Richard Money, is up off the bench screaming ****** murder at his defense. Can't blame him. It's not like Midson is all that great of a dribbler of the ball.
For the remaining twenty minutes of the half, both teams race up and down the field. Dieseruvwe hits the post and just seconds before half-time Michael Smith gets hauled down in the box, but no call.
Once again I'm up and screaming at the ref and berating the fourth official. Tomlinson tried a Route One ball that Midson flicked into the path of Smith. Once again the ref was in the center circle when the Cambridge defender upended Smith.
"Listen," I say in the changing room. "The fat pig in the center circle doesn't run much. He's not in position to see much. We need to take advantage of that. He's not going to see the subtle tug, the elbow out while you're running, all that ****. We can't let Wilkinson or anyone else have as much space as we let them have in the first half."
"So go out there, play our game, our game and show me something different in the second half," I said.
And they did.
Midson drew both defenders and squared to Smith. With the net gaping and no pressure, he shot wide. I was suddenly looking at my own palm. If we lose, this is the worst way to lose.
In the 49th minute, Leandro whipped in a free kick from the left touch line. Cambridge defender Harry Worley bear-hugged Midson, preventing him from controlling the cross or shooting or whatever he intended on doing. Thankfully, the fat pig was 10 yards away and even he couldn't miss this rodeo hot-tying.
TWEEEEEEEET! And he pointed to the spot.
Midson went and fetched the ball then buried the penalty.
2-2
The remainder of the match was probably great for the neutrals. Both teams raced back and forth, exchanging chances. With my team this is usually a risky but often rewarding formula. We can usually outgun any other League Two team. B
View attachment 376414ut this is the kind of match that visually ages managers. I had no hair to fall out or turn prematurely gray, but I have no more fingernails left. Both teams played horrid defense and we each missed a dozen clear-cut chances.
I also spent the last ten minutes checking the other scores. York rebounded from the thrashing we gave them with a victory to reduce our cushion to seven points. Second place Cheltenham got spanked 3-0 away at Wycombe. Thank you Wycombe. Third place Burton Albion drew away to Rochdale.
We get lucky again in that everyone at the top, except York, had a bad weekend.
"This is one of those games, guys," I tell my players afterward. "Football is a crazy, crazy game. Our passing was great at times. Our defending aged me. I have no fingernails left. I feel like I've been through an emotional wringer we missed so many chances. We could have won 6-2 easily ... well ... at least 6-4 if they didn't misfire as badly as us."
"But the bottom line is this," I continued. "First goal should have been called off for hand ball. We leave with a point. We're still top the table and our cushion is seven points. Forget today and let's get ready for next week. Get showered and let's get the **** out of here."
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