The 'Chuck Norris' thread

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Post your jokes/comments about Chuck Norris's awesomeness here.



Chuck Norris only works out once a year, that's about all the gym equipment can take.
 
Wrong section.

If Chuck Norris knew you had done this, He would break you in two
 
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land
 
iamauser said:
Wrong section.

If Chuck Norris knew you had done this, He would break you in two
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Ah well, if the 'who would win' thread can be here it'll be fine, my mistake.


But keep 'em coming.


Besides, Chuck Norris is related to FM without even knowing it.


Because he is related to everything thanks to the sheer range of his awesomeness.
 
If Chuck Norris put you in a headlock, you would need the world's best locksmith to get out.
 
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage
 
Chuck Norris doesn't check his wardrobe for the bogeyman, The bogeyman checks his for Chuck Norris

Chuck lost his virginity before his Dad
 
Chuck Norris had *** in a car and accidentally ********** on the car seat, the sperm got into the core of the car and is now known as Optimus prime.
 
Chuck Norris doesnt need twitter...He is already following you

Chuck Norris doesn't need a lawnmower, he stands outside and dares the grass to grow

Chuck Norris can do a hand stand. With his feet.
 
MC Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can in fact touch this
 
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