The 'Chuck Norris' thread

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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a painting


And won.
 
Chuck Norris does not go hunting hunting implies you may fail Chuck Norris goes killing
 
Chuck Norris doesn't move anywhere. He stays in one place and moves the universe with his feet.
 
Chuck Norris once took an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they made him blink.
 
Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris got it back
 
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Enough said.
 
Chuck Norris actually died several years ago.


The Grim Reaper just hasn't mustered the courage to tell him yet.
 
Learn to put threads in the right sections. Moved.

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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris made orange juice from a Pineapple.
 
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
 
Redrup said:
Learn to put threads in the right sections. Moved.

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Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris made orange juice from a Pineapple.
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Yes that was a mistake on my part, i thought i was in the general discussion thread. My fault.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a bar, no one dared to question his motives.
 
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[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
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Firstly, it's not 1998.

Secondly, we've had about 32 Chuck Norris threads.
 
Redders said:
Firstly, it's not 1998.

Secondly, we've had about 32 Chuck Norris threads.
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We've had over 35 posts on this thread in an hour. No reason to stop it.



Chuck Norris approves of the popularity of this thread.
 
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[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with the lights on, not because he is scared of the dark.


It's because the dark is scared of Chuck Norris/
 
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
 
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