The Manchester United Thread

A friend of mine who went to the final of the EUROS found himself flying back to Cyprus with a UEFA official from Cyprus (I think he's a VP of something) who told him he was staying in the same hotel as SAF in France and that they spent a lot of time together drinking and talking and SAF told him that its true that Pogba has agreed and that most probs Juve will agree (thats what Raiola indicated) also bearing in mind the money being offered!
Its looking promising atm but not getting hopes up just yet. Silence means there's definitely something going on. Just my opinion but I think it's all but done.
 
A friend of mine who went to the final of the EUROS found himself flying back to Cyprus with a UEFA official from Cyprus (I think he's a VP of something) who told him he was staying in the same hotel as SAF in France and that they spent a lot of time together drinking and talking and SAF told him that its true that Pogba has agreed and that most probs Juve will agree (thats what Raiola indicated) also bearing in mind the money being offered!

Would be weird for SAF to release secrets like this though?
 
The thing that exited me more even than Mkytarian, Zlatan and maybe Pogba next season. Is Martial and Shaw on the left hand side. That is truly frightening!
 
Juve spending big :) Di Marzio just confirmed that they will sign Pjaca for 25m euros and are looking to bring in Higuian.
 
Why, what has he been saying now?

Chatting utter **** about Mourinho 'tactically and mentally besting' Guardiola in Spain, and how Pep was running scared of going head-to-head with him again/ didn't want him in England etc. Completely ignoring the fact that Pep's Barca dominated Jose's Madrid the two's time in La Liga most every time they met.

Turn's out he's pro Mourinho and a Mendez puppet so that explains that bollocks.
 
Is any agent NOT a 'super agent' now? Seems they all get that tag.

And WTF is a 'super agent' anyway? They all have special powers and wear capes and ****?
 
Is any agent NOT a 'super agent' now? Seems they all get that tag.

And WTF is a 'super agent' anyway? They all have special powers and wear capes and ****?

No Super Agents are the ones who know the script to Jerry Maguire off by heart and then 5 times a day practice their "show me the money" speech in the mirror whilst facing in the direction of wherever Tom Cruise is at that moment on the face of the earth
 
It really is a load of aul bollox, isn't it Scouse?

My friend, we need to hold this proposed 'Base meet' in the Ferryman over a weekend. When they're all dead under the table, we'll carry on going through the night and set all this modern day football bollocks to rights!

Frigging 'Super Agents' ..... The biggest of the lot, Mendez, is just a **** stirring gobshite like any other agent who put's misinformation out all the time and touts his players like a mad man.

Yet people hang on his every word like it's gospel! 'Load of aul bollox' aren't the words!
 
Is any agent NOT a 'super agent' now? Seems they all get that tag.

And WTF is a 'super agent' anyway? They all have special powers and wear capes and ****?

He might count as he owns a small club in Uruguay, Deportivo Maldonado, that buys talented players such as Rulli and Calleri before loaning them out a couple times and selling them for major money. Likely earning him a fortune from it.

The team is in Uruguay as they have good taxes for selling players apparently. So tax dodging is his super power
 
My friend, we need to hold this proposed 'Base meet' in the Ferryman over a weekend. When they're all dead under the table, we'll carry on going through the night and set all this modern day football bollocks to rights!

Frigging 'Super Agents' ..... The biggest of the lot, Mendez, is just a **** stirring gobshite like any other agent who put's misinformation out all the time and touts his players like a mad man.

Yet people hang on his every word like it's gospel! 'Load of aul bollox' aren't the words!

Then you have the 'Twatters' ;)

As long as they have good stout, I'm there.
 
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