The Manchester United Thread

Let's slate Jose, not fellaini. A sack of **** can't, voluntarily, select itself to play.

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What? No. Slate them both if you're going to slate anyone. A sack of **** can't select itself you're right, but it seemed to be able to get into a ****** position and leave out a ****** foot nonetheless.
 
Despite Felliani being an absolute blonker, at least we can all laugh at Scouse. It isn't all bad :D

You want a real laugh you should see the absolute meltdown happening on social media from stupid, to be kind, L'pool fans.

It's gone up a level from the last WAY OTT meltdown after Burnley.

Seriously, social media and the modern day, no patience football fan are just about the worst combination imaginable. And highly f-ing embarrassing in equal measure.
 
You want a real laugh you should see the absolute meltdown happening on social media from stupid, to be kind, L'pool fans.

It's gone up a level from the last WAY OTT meltdown after Burnley.

Seriously, social media and the modern day, no patience football fan are just about the worst combination imaginable. And highly f-ing embarrassing in equal measure.

HATE social media.its like letting all the lunatics out of the asylum
 
try being a man utd fan in a family full of liverpool and chelsea fans.they are ripping me.it will come bak to bite them soon enough....i hope
 
Surprise surprise... **** all wrong with Bolasie.

**** off and play Netball for a living.
Netball more like ping pong (netball is harder than you think all those nails and elbows eek!).
 
try being a man utd fan in a family full of liverpool and chelsea fans.they are ripping me.it will come bak to bite them soon enough....i hope

After being 3-1 up, with 14 minutes to go and coasting, to then end up losing 4-3 (I still don't know what the heck happened to put that into words) to a very average, run of the mill Bournemouth side who thoroughly deserved the win today isn't the day for a L'pool fan to be ripping anyone.
 
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After being 3-1 up, with 14 minutes to go and coasting, to then end up losing 4-3 (I still don't know what the heck happened to put that into words) to a very average, run of the mill Bournemouth side who thoroughly deserved the win today isn't the day for a L'pool fan to be ripping anyone.
What happened Scouse was somehow 3 goals were scored ;)
 
What happened Scouse was somehow 3 goals were scored ;)

See I'm quite relaxed over today and not feeling half the fume many going WAY OTT are on this so I'll just say it was one of those mad, brilliant games of football that makes this game so special and why it's the most popular sport on the planet.

Frustrating and annoying to be on the receiving end of it like, but that's football. **** happens. Time to go on another 15 game unbeaten run.

*Edit* That said I'm glad I'm warm at home at not facing a long 4 hour or so drive home. Then I might not be quite as calm tonight lol.
 
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See I'm quite relaxed over today and not feeling half the fume many going WAY OTT are on this so I'll just say it was one of those mad, brilliant games of football that makes this game so special and why it's the most popular sport on the planet.

Frustrating and annoying to be on the receiving end of it like, but that's football. **** happens. Time to go on another 15 game unbeaten run.

*Edit* That said I'm glad I'm warm at home at not facing a long 4 hour or so drive home. Then I might not be quite as calm tonight lol.
At least you can chill unlike a Man City fan I know who is boasting how wonderful the team is when they win then how **** they are when they get turned over.
 
At least you can chill unlike a Man City fan I know who is boasting how wonderful the team is when they win then how **** they are when they get turned over.

Sky generation 'fan' who's followed City since they discovered an oil well per chance?
 
At least you can chill unlike a Man City fan I know who is boasting how wonderful the team is when they win then how **** they are when they get turned over.

Really, even in the games we win the defence has looked dogshit. lol. The personnel isn't there for the system at the back IMO, cant wait for the window.. :)
 
Really, even in the games we win the defence has looked dogshit. lol. The personnel isn't there for the system at the back IMO, cant wait for the window.. :)

Going off watching Coutinho for Brazil the last few breaks, Jesus will give everyone a real boost when he arrives January. He certainly belongs the National team alongside Phil and Neymar up there. Looks a terrific talent.
 
Going off watching Coutinho for Brazil the last few breaks, Jesus will give everyone a real boost when he arrives January. He certainly belongs the National team alongside Phil and Neymar up there. Looks a terrific talent.

He's a very intelligent player too. Will fit just fine in Pep's system.
 
Going off watching Coutinho for Brazil the last few breaks, Jesus will give everyone a real boost when he arrives January. He certainly belongs the National team alongside Phil and Neymar up there. Looks a terrific talent.

It'll help, but Pep wants KDB/SILVA/GUNDOGAN/DINHO/AGUERO all in the middle of the park, hes' gonna have to shift Silva or KDB left at somepoint. With the high line he wants to play (but doesnt have the men for), and the way teams set up there are too many in the middle and it all pressed into one half.

I dont think the team is good enough to play in that space, but as we have dogshit fbacks and Otamendi, its 3-6-1 or 3-5-1-1 at the min.. ffs.

No one on the defensive side bar Fernandinho looks comfortable, I would include Stones as he's lumped with Ota and Korolov so the only defender in the 3, he should be the one being tutored and directed, not having to take charge and set the line..
 
It'll help, but Pep wants KDB/SILVA/GUNDOGAN/DINHO/AGUERO all in the middle of the park, hes' gonna have to shift Silva or KDB left at somepoint. With the high line he wants to play (but doesnt have the men for), and the way teams set up there are too many in the middle and it all pressed into one half.

I dont think the team is good enough to play in that space, but as we have dogshit fbacks and Otamendi, its 3-6-1 or 3-5-1-1 at the min.. ffs.

No one on the defensive side bar Fernandinho looks comfortable, I would include Stones as he's lumped with Ota and Korolov so the only defender in the 3, he should be the one being tutored and directed, not having to take charge and set the line..

I think Pep will def go after a defender in the summer. Thiago Silva would do wonders for you, he's running out of contract at PSG.
 
I think Pep will def go after a defender in the summer. Thiago Silva would do wonders for you, he's running out of contract at PSG.

We're fav to land Van Dijk at the min. Which is a big improvement on Otamendi, and he can play with the ball as well, i'd be happy with him.

I would cry out for fb's in the summer, depending on the progress of Maffeo and Angelino for the rest of the year.
 
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