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I need to stop laughing at the Evertonian rants in work.

Only been watching the last 7 minutes and they're horribly organised. If they were sat any deeper they'd be playing at City!
 
You don't want to be a dopey F-er in front of your previous fans who already know you're a dopey F-er.
 
Unlike him, that's dreadful. Confident he'll make it right though!
 
Flags up for half an hour and Everton cheer the 'goal.'

I cringe to think they're actually from the same City.
 
Decent half, worth the lead. Shocking miss from Lukaku, needs to put it right 2nd half with a goal. They're there for a couple more goals lads.
 
Well that was slightly less duller than the earlier Chelsea- Arsenal debacle so there is that.

Everton sat that deep the first 20 they were almost back at Goodison. Fast Utd start. Brilliant goal. Then Everton come right back into it, push forward, and have arguably been the better team the last 25 without creating much. Knocking it around real well. Whilst continuing to look shaky when hit over the top on the break and could well have conceded another. Michael Keane showing why he's nowhere near a footballing top 6 side level with a shocking square ball straight to Mata to then set up Lukaku. Who in turn reminds Evertonians of what they're no longer missing. (Take it up with them not me. Just the messenger.).

I did learn that Hucknall is not only a ginger ****. He's now a FAT ginger ****. Has he eaten the rest of his band? And the bluesh*te have worse eyes than Mr Magoo.

Hopefully, the second half picks up as a spectacle.
 
Mkhi is always lively, but does anyone else think he's overplaying a touch lately? Needs to release passes quicker etc.
 
Switch de Gea for Mignolet and any Lovren mistake suddenly isn't half as costly. Sighs.

Great save.
 
Rooney looks well up for this ffs. Best I've seen him in years lol
 
Switch de Gea for Mignolet and any Lovren mistake suddenly isn't half as costly. Sighs.

Great save.

Poor finish if we're being honest. Be disappointed if I let that in, and I'm wank between the posts. People exaggerate De Gea saves sometimes. Against Stoke? World class. Here? He should be docked if he lets that slip in.
 
I think Mata has missed a few good passing options today (primarliy both Lukaku and Micki free in the middle before that FK).
 
I think Mata has missed a few good passing options today (primarliy both Lukaku and Micki free in the middle before that FK).

Yeah him & Mkhi haven't been ruthless enough with that final ball.
 
Looked a penalty in real time.

These Mr Magoo eyes are being passed around today.

Yup, that's a penalty.
 
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