The Manchester United Thread

[Mike.]

You need a winger with pace and power? Why not Moses? And a defender with bags of class? Well then, look no further than sometimes right back, always right choice Ramires.

Straight swap?

I'm legit tempted to infract you for this

 

[Subtle]

I'm legit tempted to infract you for this

2 for 1 swap?

 

[Tyton]

You need a winger with pace and power? Why not Moses? And a defender with bags of class? Well then, look no further than sometimes right back, always right choice Ramires.

Straight swap?

I'll take John Obi-Kenobi please. From what I hear his Jedi powers are so strong, he can become invisible on the pitch.

 

[Chelski Shogun]

You need a winger with pace and power? Why not Moses? And a defender with bags of class? Well then, look no further than sometimes right back, always right choice Ramires.

Straight swap?

After reading your post for some reason I immediately thought of this...

[video=youtube;Iw0acK3Jb6c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0acK3Jb6c[/video]

 

[Puddz]

You need a winger with pace and power? Why not Moses? And a defender with bags of class? Well then, look no further than sometimes right back, always right choice Ramires.

Straight swap?

We will take Hazard. Deal or no deal?

 

[Scouseinthehouse]

2 for 1 swap?

It's Moses. Leader of the Israelites and part time wannabe footballer.

I'd ask for more to make a fair deal.

 

[epic terrorist]

wow this thread made for enthralling aftr work read, Navas and cash for DDG great deal that!

 

[zzeezzy]

wow this thread made for enthralling aftr work read, Navas and cash for DDG great deal that!

Hasn't happened yet, could fall through, 5 or so minutes left for paperwork to be done.

I want to go to bed but I can't until I know about this fiasco and whether it has happened or not.

 

[Puddz]

Hasn't happened yet, could fall through, 5 or so minutes left for paperwork to be done.

I want to go to bed but I can't until I know about this fiasco and whether it has happened or not.

Probably wont be announced till tomorrow. They could ask for extra time if it's the same as EPL where we can do that.

 

[epic terrorist]

Hasn't happened yet, could fall through, 5 or so minutes left for paperwork to be done.

I want to go to bed but I can't until I know about this fiasco and whether it has happened or not.

ah ok well thats cutting it very fine

 

[Subtle]

After reading your post for some reason I immediately thought of this...

[video=youtube;Iw0acK3Jb6c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0acK3Jb6c[/video]

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE. BUY TODAY AND RECEIVE A FREE MARKO "GERMAN MESSI" MARIN, WORTH 12.95, FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE!

(will be interested to see if there are any last minute inter league deals born from desperation though. Bet Southampton and Everton are ******** themselves)

 

[Mike.]

Probably wont be announced till tomorrow. They could ask for extra time if it's the same as EPL where we can do that.

there is no extra time. If it hasnt been done, it wont be done.

 

[Chelski Shogun]

And the Spanish and Italian windows have closed... Dun, dun, duuuun!

 

[zzeezzy]

Strong feeling this is going to fall through. But that's just me.

 

[Subtle]

And the Spanish and Italian windows have closed... Dun, dun, duuuun!

Juve signed a new midfielder too. Tomorrow will be fun. And by fun, I mean soulcrushing for everyone.

 

[epic terrorist]

Juve signed a new midfielder too. Tomorrow will be fun. And by fun, I mean soulcrushing for everyone.

I 'll start on Pogba............

 

[Mike.]

No one actually knows if they have gone through. This is brilliant

 

[Mike.]

Guys, Guys:

Guillem Balague ‏@GuillemBalague 13s14 seconds ago
The documents did not arrive on time!!!!!! Presentation was ready. All agreed. But as it stands de Gea stays at MUFC!!

 

[Mike.]

I'm actually in hysterics.

 

[zzeezzy]

**** up of monumental proportions, deary me, this transfer window has sucked the life out of me.