The Manchester United Thread

[Theatre of dreams]

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[Anthony]

No not really. Because we can still do something very good this year. We are not Liverpool

We are still in the hunt for the League Cup, FA cup and the Europa League. So it's not exactly doom and gloom.
Several players are not playing up to standard and need to either buck up or **** off to France (or some other cushy league).

Our finishing is shocking at the moment, and the amount of possession given away by needlessly sloppy simple passes by some of our "world class" stars in the final third is atrocious.

The football has improved, no doubt about that, but it's the end product that needs addressing.
You can coach a player 7 days a week on how to kick a ball into the back of the net. But at the end of the day, if that player does not have enough wherewithal about them to execute it during a match, we will always struggle.

United need an instinctive finisher in my opinion.
I don't want flicks and fancy touches... I want the ball in the back of the f***ing net.

 

[djs1]

We are still in the hunt for the League Cup, FA cup and the Europa League. So it's not exactly doom and gloom.
Several players are not playing up to standard and need to either buck up or **** off to France (or some other cushy league).

Our finishing is shocking at the moment, and the amount of possession given away by needlessly sloppy simple passes by some of our "world class" stars in the final third is atrocious.

The football has improved, no doubt about that, but it's the end product that needs addressing.
You can coach a player 7 days a week on how to kick a ball into the back of the net. But at the end of the day, if that player does not have enough wherewithal about them to execute it during a match, we will always struggle.

United need an instinctive finisher in my opinion.
I don't want flicks and fancy touches... I want the ball in the back of the f***ing net.

someone like harry kane would do great up front imo

 

[Theatre of dreams]

We are still in the hunt for the League Cup, FA cup and the Europa League. So it's not exactly doom and gloom.
Several players are not playing up to standard and need to either buck up or **** off to France (or some other cushy league).

Our finishing is shocking at the moment, and the amount of possession given away by needlessly sloppy simple passes by some of our "world class" stars in the final third is atrocious.

The football has improved, no doubt about that, but it's the end product that needs addressing.
You can coach a player 7 days a week on how to kick a ball into the back of the net. But at the end of the day, if that player does not have enough wherewithal about them to execute it during a match, we will always struggle.

United need an instinctive finisher in my opinion.
I don't want flicks and fancy touches... I want the ball in the back of the f***ing net.

Exactly! Don't get the doom and gloom from our own fans atm, maybe more frustration which I understand. Don't think there's another team in the league that can achieve what we can this season (6)

 

[Theatre of dreams]

someone like harry kane would do great up front imo

We would have to smash the world record fee to even get Levy to think about selling. Would rather go for someone like Icardi, Belotti, Abumeyang.

 

[Legend Incredible]

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[Theatre of dreams]

U18s just beat Wolves 3-0 goals by Gomes, Bohui, Dearnly. 3 great goals all different. Gomes was a brilliant individual effort making that his 12th of the season I think. Bohui goal with some nice one touch football, good team goal. And Dearnly was a magnificent volley from 25yrds out. Gomes was great but Oconner was MOTM for me.

 

[antoine79]

Pogba in particular needs to work on his finishing. To his credit, he's got into some fantastic positions this season, but has missed some big chances.

He just need to unlearn that shoot at the woodwork ppm...

 

[RhQQ]

Januzaj apparently tearing Palace apart.

 

[RhQQ]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You let Niasse score and he's worse than *****. Everton have been trying to give him away but still can't get rid of the fraud.

Hang your heads in shame!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Niasse scored his first ever PL goal. Hang your heads in shame! XD

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[Scouseinthehouse]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Niasse scored his first ever PL goal. Hang your heads in shame! XD

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Sorry I just remembered this post and I couldn't resist XD

Awww mate. Nice one. Having a mooch around the net killing 10 minutes in frigging Leeds station waiting for a connection, thinking I could do with being out for the night when I get back after that *****; and you step forward and remind me we're as ***** as the most expensively assembled squad in World football down the other end of the East Lancs with our top signing at £30 million.

Don't feel quite as bad now. Ta for the pick-me-up la. .

 

[RhQQ]

Well, you're as ***** as our reserves on that logic. But no problem XD

 

[Puddz]

Awww mate. Nice one. Having a mooch around the net killing 10 minutes in frigging Leeds station waiting for a connection, thinking I could do with being out for the night when I get back after that *****; and you step forward and remind me we're as ***** as the most expensively assembled squad in World football down the other end of the East Lancs with our top signing at £30 million.

Don't feel quite as bad now. Ta for the pick-me-up la. .

I think Liverpool losing to Hull makes Liverpool worse than United since we drew

 

[Legend Incredible]

Awww mate. Nice one. Having a mooch around the net killing 10 minutes in frigging Leeds station waiting for a connection, thinking I could do with being out for the night when I get back after that *****; and you step forward and remind me we're as ***** as the most expensively assembled squad in World football down the other end of the East Lancs with our top signing at £30 million.

Don't feel quite as bad now. Ta for the pick-me-up la. .

Actually, real madrid are the most expensive squad now since schneiderlin and Memphis left

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[Scouseinthehouse]

Actually, real madrid are the most expensive squad now since schneiderlin and Memphis left

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Ta. I stand corrected. Most expensive 6th placed side the World

Nah, not making me feel any better on today's *****. More ale is in order.

 

[Legend Incredible]

Ta. I stand corrected. Most expensive 6th placed side the World

Nah, not making me feel any better on today's *****. More ale is in order.

#thestevengerrardcurse

Ever since Gerrard came back, Liverpool hasn't won a single game.

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[Scouseinthehouse]

The Ev now not only believe they're overtaking Utd but L'pool too.

'Yers both are are delusional ****** with average 'big' squads bailed out by top managers whilst we have a 'team' with all the fight and momentum' is one of the more printable texts currently on my moby. Save for a Blue calling anyone else delusional, it's hard to argue with anything else there.

Great times.

 

[Scouseinthehouse]

#thestevengerrardcurse

Ever since Gerrard came back, Liverpool hasn't won a single game.

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I think it's Clattenburg. Since the Utd/L'pool game, you've become bang average too. That cheating ***** is the common denominator.

He needs to be 'removed' to get rid of the common hex! (6).

 

[zzeezzy]

Well another chance to make ground on the top 4 and will we let it slip again? I haven't a good feeling about it today for some reason and honestly, the amount of chances we've had to make ground on top 4 then haven't done so is unacceptable. If we don't win today then honestly. we have little hope of top 4 in my eyes, this Leicester team are as penetrable as they come at the moment. With Ranieri's confusion of what system to currently play and none of their players in any kind of form.

 

[djs1]

Well another chance to make ground on the top 4 and will we let it slip again? I haven't a good feeling about it today for some reason and honestly, the amount of chances we've had to make ground on top 4 then haven't done so is unacceptable. If we don't win today then honestly. we have little hope of top 4 in my eyes, this Leicester team are as penetrable as they come at the moment. With Ranieri's confusion of what system to currently play and none of their players in any kind of form.

yes i think many are a bit nervous following the hull game but i think a few of the boys will step up today and know we have to perform better.excpecting a 1-0 win today.