The Manchester United Thread

[Scouseinthehouse]

That picture looks photoshopped to me.....

You might be onto something. The lad front left has Utd wheels on his feet and a Utd bag over his shoulder.

Nobody over the age of 10 is going the match like that and not getting skitted to F by everyone around!

 

[Anthony]

You might be onto something.

Open the picture in photoshop, zoom in, adjust levels and you can see the awful cut and paste around the lettering and pictures on the Banner.
It's shopped.

 

[Theatre of dreams]

Mourinho slowly turning Old Trafford into a fortress again. 1 loss in the last 21 games there.

 

[Scouseinthehouse]

Open the picture in photoshop, zoom in, adjust levels and you can see the awful cut and paste around the lettering and pictures on the Banner.
It's shopped.

It's getting ripped to F by Utd lads all over so by that conclusion it's fooling everyone.

 

[Legend Incredible]

Mourinho slowly turning Old Trafford into a fortress again. 1 loss in the last 21 games there.

It's been a fortress since LVG in truth.

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[Theatre of dreams]

It's been a fortress since LVG in truth.

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Not really tbh. Last season teams we're coming to OT knowing they could go there get a result and score goals. This season quite the opposite. Apparently we had one of the worst shots at home records bar 3 teams and one of the highest conceded shots at home. Also all the records over the years we lost with LVG at the helm. He was good at breaking them but for all the wrong reasons.

 

[Tyton]

Not really tbh. Last season teams we're coming to OT knowing they could go there get a result and score goals.

WTF are you talking about. At Old Trafford vou've had 12-5-2 record with 9 goals conceded.

 

[Scouseinthehouse]

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If yers beat Bournemouth as you'd expect that's 2 points back/ within 3 games.

Keep chipping away at 2 points here and there having to go to theirs yourself. Telling yer lid. This league is far from over.

 

[Theatre of dreams]

WTF are you talking about. At Old Trafford vou've had 12-5-2 record with 9 goals conceded.

Trust me being at games last season at OT teams were defiantly more attacking than this. And if not for DDG we would have conceded a shed load more. Yes that's his job to save shots but he was seriously over worked last season. And no way should your GK be winning player of the season! Especially not 3 years in a row. All outlets home records we had over the years have been wiped out in the space of a season.

 

[Anthony]

Trust me being at games last season at OT teams were defiantly more attacking than this. And if not for DDG we would have conceded a shed load more. Yes that's his job to save shots but he was seriously over worked last season. And no way should your GK be winning player of the season! Especially not 3 years in a row. All outlets home records we had over the years have been wiped out in the space of a season.

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[Theatre of dreams]

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[Tyton]

Trust me being at games last season at OT teams were defiantly more attacking than this. And if not for DDG we would have conceded a shed load more. Yes that's his job to save shots but he was seriously over worked last season. And no way should your GK be winning player of the season! Especially not 3 years in a row. All outlets home records we had over the years have been wiped out in the space of a season.

Again, what the **** are you talking about. Last year you've had 13 clean sheets at home. That, and every child knew that best way to play against LVG is to sit back and watch them pass it sideways for 90 minutes. Teams that tried to come out attacking, ended up with Van Gaals big fat dutch **** in their ***.

I don't know where have you seen teams coming to attack at OT, United losing a lot of goals and being saved only by the De Gea. But you need to either lay of the drugs, or check if alternative universe isn't leaking near your telly.

 

[Theatre of dreams]

Again, what the **** are you talking about. Last year you've had 13 clean sheets at home. That, and every child knew that best way to play against LVG is to sit back and watch them pass it sideways for 90 minutes. Teams that tried to come out attacking, ended up with Van Gaals big fat dutch **** in their ***.I don't know where have you seen teams coming to attack at OT, United losing a lot of goals and being saved only by the De Gea. But you need to either lay of the drugs, or check if alternative universe isn't leaking near your telly.

DDG saved our ***** plenty of times over the last 2 seasons! This year we have been a lot more attacking and better to watch. And still feel very comfortable at the back. Yeah we kept clean sheets last season due to DDG and playing boring sideways footy. And despite this still losing most of our home records we've had for 10s of years.

 

[Scouseinthehouse]

DDG saved our ***** plenty of times over the last 2 seasons!

And now he's passed that mantle over to officials. .

 

[kitchin75]

yay banter zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Theatre of dreams]

And now he's passed that mantle over to officials. .

Don't get me started on them this season )))

 

[Tyton]

DDG saved our ***** plenty of times over the last 2 seasons!

Don't bullshit the bullshitter, mate. We weren't discussing last two seasons, we were discussing last season. Now that it turned out you were talking absolute bollocks about last season, suddenly the season before that one came up.

This year we have been a lot more attacking and better to watch. And still feel very comfortable at the back.

Good for you, but that **** all to do with whether teams were coming to OT attacking last year.

Yeah we kept clean sheets last season due to DDG and playing boring sideways footy.

Correct, and you were talking nonsense previously. Don't thank me, I can do this all day.

And despite this still losing most of our home records we've had for 10s of years.

Please list those 10s of home records that you've lost last year.

 

[Scouseinthehouse]

Don't get me started on them this season )))

Joking aside, you don't want to or else you'd be nowhere near the top 4. There's something in the region of a 18/20 point swing between L'pool/ Utd down to offside goals given Utd's way/ the West Ham lad who walked for no reason to kill that very even game at the time/ decisions leading to goals being wrongly given against L'pool in 2017 et all that someone went through last week I was reading.

It is what it is and given your horrendous run-in, along with not really playing anyone of any note this current 16 game run aside from Tottenham and L'pool (if we actually counted given how ***** we were January) that has not had you move from your entrenched 6th position as the United We Stand lads pointed out to the top 4 being out of reach despite the misleading current table and Utd being better going all out for the Cups and seeing if others end up faltering the league to help out; you're the only side the current top 6 I'm not personally concerned about as a threat to knock us out the top 4. Just a different Utd fan opinion to many on here and no more or less valid. But when you look at the cold hard figures and who they've come against/ who's left to play it doesn't look too clever the end of the season.

Officials mistakes are what they are but when you're talking SUCH high stakes, when all those decisions can ultimately end up being REAL costly, it becomes relative. And I'm sure you can point to decisions that went against Utd this year. But the fact remains that' a lot of points on the board currently you've benefited from poor decisions in your favour.

 

[wkdsoul]

Which article scouse?

Sorry off topic, but love reading **** like that...

 

[Theatre of dreams]

What the heck! I suppose DDG won our player of the year for looking good then ?