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Perch is ******* ****. Makes Evans look top class
 
Yep youve been aerially prawned. Need to get reinforcements, what chances its a frenchman?

Sakho plz. ;) We can all dream..

As long as it's not Boumsong, I don't care. lol.
 
Perch is ******* ****. Makes Evans look top class

Dont bring Evans into this, he is having good game ;)

I feel bad for Coloccini, was having great season and then got injured. Such a huge difference he makes to this Newcastle defense.
 
Dont bring Evans into this, he is having good game ;)

I feel bad for Coloccini, was having great season and then got injured. Such a huge difference he makes to this Newcastle defense.

I was hoping he got called up for the NT, defence has always been a problem for us in recent years, alas, it's not to be...
 
I was hoping he got called up for the NT, defence has always been a problem for us in recent years, alas, it's not to be...

Yeah he deserves it tbh. Probably your best CB?

Just watched the goals. Fair play to Norwich for exploiting Newcastle weakness awesomely. 3 headed goals.

And Ba is surely buy of the season. What a player he has become in the league. I watched a lot when he was in Hoffe, his finishing was dodgy, but in England he is putting away those chances. Awesome deal.
 
It's a shame Newcastle's great start to the season is gonna be ruined by injuries. It's also a shame that James Perch is a professional footballer. Forest must of been rubbing there hands in glee when you signed him.
 
Blame the one who have signed him, not Forest, I'm sure anyone would be glad to ******* sell that piece of ****.
 
I feel ****** off that when you have a team with Ben Arfa, Cabaye, Ba, Santon, Marveaux & Gutiérrez and your gameplan is just about roofing the ball hoping that Ba shoots it for goal.

BTW, I agree with anyone that thinks Perch should go to a lower league, like, Welsh Principality?
 
Perch is **** again. Hooly ****, but now Obertan plays really awful too.

Obertan does a 360º or some creative dribble, then loses the ball. Or maybe he tries to run with the ball, and someone blocks his cross, or even when he crosses, they're bad. Another Man Utd import that Newcastle gets and sucks.
 
Not sure who we are going to sign in January but I think we need:

1/2 centre backs (they could be free, we don't need them for long)
1 striker (we now aren't going to get a striker, despite Ba going to the African Cup of Nations)
1 left back (not too necessary but you can see Ryan Taylor getting injured)

Regarding Obertan, he has been better the last few weeks and set up Ba's second goal against Bolton.

The team:

Krul, Simpson, Colo, CB, R. Taylor, Obertan, Tioté, Cabaye, Jonás, Best, Ba
 
YES!! Obertan out for a month, I would like to see Sammy or HBA on the left, with Jonas on the right.
Newcastle's Gabriel Obertan out of action for a month | Mail Online

And did anyone see the video of Craig Bellamy calling Tim Krul something? Now I'm no lip reading expert or anything, but to me it looks a lot like 'Dutch ****'.
Bellamy tells Krul to... "F**k off you Dutch c**t" - YouTube

It's only due to his crappy attitude. He's a good player and all but he has a serious attitude problem as he quite obviously demonstrated when he was with us.

As for Obertan, he's picked up a bit but Ben Arfa deserves a chance.
 
Has he played a game for you yet? I honestly couldn't believe you signed him from us :)

One game (according to Wikipedia). It was an absolute howler in our 4-3 win over Nottingham Forest in the Carling Cup.
 
Demba Ba: "I love syrup."
[Pinteresque pause]
Geoff Shreeves: "Syrup?"
DB: "Yeah, you know what it is?"
GS: "Yes. Why?"
DB: "I just love it. Like, strawberry syrup. It just is..."
GS: "How often do you have it?"
DB: "Every day. If I have water, I put syrup in it."
GS: "Is that good for you?"
DB: "Don't know."
 
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