'In the North corner, Vauxhall Motors. And in the South corner, Thurrock.'
In a surprising and unprecedented turn of events, Pitchero Non-League, the non-league newspaper, has announced that the chairmen of Blue Square North team Vauxhall Motors, and Blue Square South team Thurrock, have introduced a friendly rivalry which will see the two clubs race each other to the Premier League.
It was agreed that both chairmen would release every member of the coaching and playing staff, and hire two young and up and coming managers to reshape and rebuild the clubs from the bottom. Both clubs have also been given equal transfer and wage budgets, and future budgets will be shaped by the clubs' successes.
In a surprising and unprecedented turn of events, Pitchero Non-League, the non-league newspaper, has announced that the chairmen of Blue Square North team Vauxhall Motors, and Blue Square South team Thurrock, have introduced a friendly rivalry which will see the two clubs race each other to the Premier League.
It was agreed that both chairmen would release every member of the coaching and playing staff, and hire two young and up and coming managers to reshape and rebuild the clubs from the bottom. Both clubs have also been given equal transfer and wage budgets, and future budgets will be shaped by the clubs' successes.