Simono Minochi - An Autobiography
It all started, when I was 11, during an Italian U12s Football Match, Pescara vs Inter Milan, we saw. We all saw what I could do. Silky dribbles, the composure of my shots felt Messi-like and you could see I could last the pace. That was in 2009.
July 2014
I had signed. I had signed for my hometown club! Pescara took me on, and they offered me a contract. But everything didn't always go my way. I made 9 appearances, but I was frustrated that I couldn't score any. GRR. I did have more apps than some of my team-mates who came at the same time.
July 2015
Brr... it's chilly up in Norway! That's because I have moved there! Brann took me on a loan deal, and I did AWESOME there! 19 games, 8 goals and 6 assists. Looking back, I feel that they were the club that kicked off my career in a way, so a shout-out to Brann!
January 2017
Who saw this coming? I had been training for Pescara, when the boss called me into his office... Nervous times... but then he had some good or bad news, that I would be moving to Barcelona for 2.9m. I was delighted, to be working with the likes of Messi, Neymar and Suarez. In the end, I made 14 apps for both Barca and Barca 'B' scoring 4 goals and getting 1 assists.
July 2017
Basically a year of development, with 32 games for both teams, 15 goals and 5 assists.
July 2018
No more Barca 'B' for me, just plain 1st team! This year, I scored no goals in 5 games...
July 2019
9 games, 3 goals, 0 assists, but 7 goals in the cup! WOW.
July 2020
Bayern came calling. They wanted me, and I went. But, the main thing is DAT PAYCHECK THO. 145k a week... And some people (Are, looking at you) are on under 1k a week!
ATTRIBUTE ATTACK
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(Sorry for the long post) (And the box goes in order of Corners, Crossing, Dribbling, EXC.)