First goal to take a 1 nil lead or the winning goal in any situation always gets a cheer and a fist pump any other goal just a cool nod at the screen, then look behind me to make sure nobody saw
Punch the air and give a little cheer when it's a normal league goal. When it's more important, say the FA Cup Final, then I will run around the room shouting, after ensuring I pause the game first, then set my team to 'Defensive' and Sit Deeper.
when it's a normal game i just punch the air and say get in their quietly but when it's a big game and an important goal i chant the goalscorers name and say get in their loudly.
Cheer a bit loudly,then sometimes want to weep uncontrollably due to inability to hold on to a lead.
Then highlight the goals in "press conference". *cough*
i'm pretty much just as bad in the pre-season friendlies too.