Worst Films Ever?

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i just remembered a horror film i watched called something like " the ice cream man"

the film was just as **** as it's woeful name.
 
Could write down loads of pants movies but mainly any sequel is normally pretty poor e.g. Pirates of the caribbean was ok but the 2 sequels we're pretty s**t same goes for the Matrix movies..
Oh & any movie with Eddie Murphy in it is tripe aswell e.g. daddy day care,the nutty professor 1 & 2,norbit...see the list could go on!lol
 
I agree about sequels for the most part.

The only film I listed in my top 10 'best' films that has sequels, is The Godfather, and I made it clear I only meant the original, not 2 and 3.
 
Could write down loads of pants movies but mainly any sequel is normally pretty poor e.g. Pirates of the caribbean was ok but the 2 sequels we're pretty s**t same goes for the Matrix movies..
Oh & any movie with Eddie Murphy in it is tripe aswell e.g. daddy day care,the nutty professor 1 & 2,norbit...see the list could go on!lol
i love eddy murphy's earlier stuff. the first beverly hills cop, 48 hours, personally i quite enjoyed the adventures of pluto nash, i spy was decent, i love coming to america, golden child weren't bad and he won an oscar for dreamgirls. trading places is good.

eddy murphy is one of my icons. he was a brilliant standup and was in some great films. he's been on the slide recently sucked into the world of kids films and plastecine fat people.

but to say everything he has been in is **** is just wrong.
 
kazaam and freddy got fingered made me sick
any movie made by uwe boll
 
Anything with Eddie Murphy (especially Norbit)
High School Musical 1, 2 and 3
Wall-E
 
kazaam and freddy got fingered made me sick
any movie made by uwe boll

I must admit, I watched Freddy Got Fingered many years ago, lol, but I did laugh quite a lot at it.

"Daddy, I found the treasure!"

"That's soap on a string you ******."

:@
 
Anything with Zac Effron in it or anything to do with Twilight. UGH!
 
I went to see Evita with my girlfriend years ago when it was on at the Cinema not realising it was i musical all the way through.I walked out 10 mins into the film and left her in there,couldnt take anymore of it.Went to the pub over the road .
 
i love eddy murphy's earlier stuff. the first beverly hills cop, 48 hours, personally i quite enjoyed the adventures of pluto nash, i spy was decent, i love coming to america, golden child weren't bad and he won an oscar for dreamgirls. trading places is good.

eddy murphy is one of my icons. he was a brilliant standup and was in some great films. he's been on the slide recently sucked into the world of kids films and plastecine fat people.

but to say everything he has been in is **** is just wrong.

Anything with Eddie Murphy (especially Norbit)
High School Musical 1, 2 and 3
Wall-E
he has been in some great films.
 
gonna resurrect an old thread here cos i think its quite an interesting thread :)

anyway anything with zac efron and all the spy kid films deserve a mention.
 
Keanu Reeves - any film
Zone Horror films?
SAW is awful
An American Haunting is just awful
Giant Squid vs something ( can't think)
 
twilight. load of bollocks the plot is **** they only watch it for robert pattinson, and they only read the book because of the film. bollocks, hate that film

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omg complete forgot. the day the earth still remake with keanu reeves, two hours of my life that i will never get back. its the only time i ever gone to the counter and demanded my money back. i was fuming
 
twilight. load of bollocks the plot is **** they only watch it for robert pattinson, and they only read the book because of the film. bollocks, hate that film
The books are actually alright, to be honest. I read one, a few years ago, before all the hype, because I was bored, and it was alright. Couldn't be bothered to read another
 
Since I just filled out a top 5 favourite, I might aswell do a top 5 worst that i've seen.

1. Men Who Stare at Goats
2. Giant Octopus v Mega Shark
3. Teeth
4. Meet the Spartans
5. Shrek 3

Okay, the Men Who Stare at Goats, Shrek 3 and Meet The Spartans can be considered total flops, even with high budgets and a great cast. The Men Who Stare At Goats is by far the most boring and confusing film I've seen in a long time, despite having a great director and cast, including George Clooney. Shrek 3 is just rubbish, they really shouldn't have ruined the franchise with yet another film, which wasn't funny. Meet The Spartans was actually a disaster, with only one or two chuckle-worthy moments, the film isn't worth buying, renting or viewing.

However, Teeth and Giant Octopus v Mega Shark are low budget films, well Teeth is a medium budget so to say. Teeth is just twisted and sick.. For this film to be a horror, it is really stupid and dissapointing, if It is classed as a comedy however, then i'd rate it better, as some bits were plain funny. Giant Octopus v Mega Shark for some reason, has had a lot of talk around it in the past months, with it appearing on Sky alot, and actually got on Sky Anytime. I thought this was a joke when I looked at the title, and decided to watch about 10 minutes and just laugh, that, I did. I flicked on to see a scene what looked like a submarine traveling along, and a crappy CGI shark swimming towards it, and then the camera flicking back to the camera, then back to the shark, then back to the captain. I thought it was on some type of loop thing, or my Sky was messed up. Then, the submarine shot at the shark, and it went calm, then it swam up again, the same way it was swimming the past 5 times, I decided to turn over.
 
Super hero movie and all of those ones, like Date Movie, disaster movie Etc
 
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