Worst Films Ever?

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Its so bad its good, Spawned the epic line, Garbage Day!
 
Little Man, Snakes on a Train, Teeth, Harold and Kumar 2, Death at a Funeral (2010), Kicking and Screaming, Twlight: New Moon, John Tucket Must Die, Employee of the Month, Severance, Saw IV.
 
Ride The Walrus said:
The books are actually alright, to be honest. I read one, a few years ago, before all the hype, because I was bored, and it was alright. Couldn't be bothered to read another
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not you too? vampries by mythology are long living creatures of the night who stalk and feed on humans, by nature that would make them cunning, predatory intelligent, and most likely mildly evil beings. not simpering c***s as in the book. but thats just how i feel
 
themadsheep2001 said:
not you too? vampries by mythology are long living creatures of the night who stalk and feed on humans, by nature that would make them cunning, predatory intelligent, and most likely mildly evil beings. not simpering c***s as in the book. but thats just how i feel
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That's by mythology, there's no proof of how a real Vampire should act, just like Zombies, they're stereotypically slow cretins, that are dumb and only want brains, but there's no proof on how they should be, because they don't exist ;)
 
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That's by mythology, there's no proof of how a real Vampire should act, just like Zombies, they're stereotypically slow cretins, that are dumb and only want brains, but there's no proof on how they should be, because they don't exist ;)
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lol i know. but im going by the original mythology of vampires. they may be vaguely good. but not like in twilight. i refuse to accept it :D

also , u 571 no hollywood, it wasnt the americans who pulled off one of the most daring and important missions ever it was the british
 
I'm surprised nobody has said Avatar yet.

also , u 571 no hollywood, it wasnt the americans who pulled off one of the most daring and important missions ever it was the british
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Truth. Any film with Jon Bon Jovi in the main cast was always going to be bad anyway, but they managed to not only make the U-Boat crew the most stereotypically evil bunch you could get, but also try and claim the credit for America rather than the crew of HMS Bulldog. Sort it out.
 
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Hatchet. Supposed to be a horror movie, laughed my **** off till the end of it.
 
Redders said:
Little Man, Snakes on a Train, Teeth, Harold and Kumar 2, Death at a Funeral (2010), Kicking and Screaming, Twlight: New Moon, John Tucket Must Die, Employee of the Month, Severance, Saw IV.
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Harold and Kumar 2 is ok but noting on the first, Saw IV is awful, if the left it at the first 2 they made brilliant it would have gone down as one of the best horrors ever, no its a laughing stock with ANOTHER film coming out!
 
K, here's my take:


  • Charlies Angels - Full Throttle
    I have a high tolerance for bad movies, but that one was too much.
    First movie I ever walked out on, even the semi-hot chicks couldn't save this disaster.
  • Harry Potter
    Watched the first one on DVD and it was tolerable, the second on at the movies and it stank to high-heavens. Unlikeable characters, terrible effects and just plain boring. Fell asleep half-way through and it made even my dreams suck.
  • Spiderman
    Had really high hopes for this one, and I was disappointed on pretty much every level. Lead was unlikeable 9and not a great actor by any stretch), the villain was just laughable at the best of times and it really turned me off of Spiderman for good. Really only suffered through this because I was watching it with a friend who was working on the effects (which were quite good, but not enough to save the movie).
  • Highlander 2+
    The first one was so freaking awesome that it even worked with Robo-Lambert as the lead, but the moment they decided to ride the cash-cow to make sequels to a movie with the tag-line "There can only be one!" it all went downhill and ALMOST ruined the first one for me.
  • There Will Be Blood
    Well made, well acted, great sets - everything a good movie needs. Almost.
    I watched it twice, thinking I might have missed something other people saw in this movie, but to no avail. It's just 2+ hours of people doing stuff, and two hours of extreme boredom. Movie starts, people walk, people talk, people die and then it's over, and I wonder if there wasn't room for a little bit of interesting story in all of this.
Well, it might not be the WORST movies ever made, as some could easily be named here that are beyond description, but some **** you just KNOW will be **** (Disaster Movie and **** like that). My worst five are movies that were supposed to be oh-so-awesome but turned out to be really bad, and combined with the over-hyping in the media moved to flat-out terrible.

Subjective? **** yeah, but I stand by it.
 
Worst film ever has to be an irish film called garage.it won awards at cannes but quite possibly the worst film iv ever endured...ask anyone irish on the forum how bad it was.
 
Pearl Harbor (dumb American spelling), Troy, Van Helsing, Underworld (only got part was Kate Beckinsale), Killjoy, Tommy
 
CloverField.
Robin Hood (recent one)
Epic Movie
Norbit
 
Any Twilight movie.
Any movie with Zack Effron in the lead. (FUDGE!!!. They've signed him to do Johnny Quest.)
Any movie after 2000 with Nicholas Cage in the lead.
Any movie that tries to get Megan Fox to 'act'.
Anything M.Night Shyamalan has made after 'The Sixth Sense'.
Any movie in which Arnold Schwarzenegger tries to be funny.
Any movie that has anything to do with Uwe Boll.
 
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