Worst Thing You've Done After Losing

[Raikan007]

went outside...kicked a puppy..put a cat in the bin..pushed over a child..****** on a church door..hit and old lady and set fire to an orphanage..or maybe that was just my intentions!

that made me lol

broken a few keyboards from a fist smash, keys fly all over the room then I realise I have to replace my brand new Ms keyboard and embarrissingly stick all the keys back on!

punched a wall, smack my old CRT monitor constantly on the side (right hand side) going jesus christ, what the ****! ******* **** game, rage quit (that was Cm3/Cm4 though)

now I mumble quitely "fuuuuuuuuuuucccck" as my gf gets angry with me when I shout at a "computer game" she does not know or understand unfortunately...

but I am lot more chilled now and dont lose much

 

[Vanjagl]

This.

 

[piflim]

When you are managing in Portugal you can say " Foda-se pa puta desta merda caralho"

Ou ainda "Que granda filha da puta!!" Porreiro ver alguém a escrever em Português por aqui...

(Or "What a great son of a ******!!" Nice to see someone writing in Portuguese around here)

 

[ajt09]

Right now I don't do anything bad tbh. I'm totally overachieving and just take things as they come.

 

[calcal]

Right now I don't do anything bad tbh. I'm totally overachieving and just take things as they come.

ive gotta agree with him??

im radcliffe borough...so losing is a habbit

 

[duca]

Ou ainda "Que granda filha da puta!!" Porreiro ver alguém a escrever em Português por aqui...

(Or "What a great son of a ******!!" Nice to see someone writing in Portuguese around here)

existe muita gente a falar Português por aqui

(Lots of people talk Portuguese here)

 

[liamshaw9]

i went outside and took it out on the local 6 year old sl*t. **** you wayne rooney.

 

[Redrup]

I raped a girl.

 

[Harriers09]

I ate a poo

 

[a_ilfandy]

cant really tell you guys what i did when I lost, bcoz the cops are still wandering at my backyard..
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[piflim]

existe muita gente a falar Português por aqui

(Lots of people talk Portuguese here)

Eu sou a modos que maçarico neste espaço...

(I'm kind of newbie in here... ;D)

 

[Mr T]

When I lose, I take a deep breath, count to ten and just continue playing.

 

[AFC125]

Agressively screams at my players, hold a team meeting to decrease their morale, regrets, hates on the game more.

Go out. Nerd rage. Comes home and do something else, FM on the next day again ._.
Rinse and repeat ^^

 

[Lol_101]

after it happens, i download a pirated game (skyrim and MW3 XD lol im kidding ).

 

[Kulkov]

for some reason it's always 'PUTA QUE PARIU ESTA MERDA DESTE JOGO, FILHO DA PUTA DO FORLAN FALHA-ME ISOLADISSIMO, CARALHOS O FODAM'!

I am very sorry, but I cannot translate this, way too much ..

 

[Djocker]

Scream at my players like an idiot, once my dog came in when i said "You useless piece of ****!" and he was so scared that he hid under the bed. Once when I lost the UCL final againts Madrid in the 94th minute(I was Napoli) I punched a wall and broke 2 fingers. Noob rage sucks.

 

[Raikan007]

thought this needed to arise from the basement!

 

[L0tteh]

alt ******* f4
and then i go cry into my pillow yelling WHAT THE ****

 

[Chokopop]

Nuff said.

[video=youtube;Pcof-FgW4I4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pcof-FgW4I4[/video]

 

[L0tteh]

Nuff said.

[video=youtube;Pcof-FgW4I4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pcof-FgW4I4[/video]

Wait so you ******* fist raped your computer, ****** your pants while yelling AGHGHHHHHHHHHH WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME