Yohan Kebab - A Joe Kinnear Experiment

[W4NKER]

After another day of chaos in the story of Newcastle United I want to see if the Director of Football role can be implemented in Football Manager.


To do this I will act as the Director of Football.


I will:
- Sign Players
- Sell Players
- Handle Contracts
- Hire and Fire Staff
- And mis-pronounce my players names!


I've used FMRTE to appoint poor Alan Pardew as my Assistant Manager in the game and he will take charge of team talks, opposition instructions and other match day related things.


If he fails to deliver results he'll be fired and replaced with Jose Mountinho or Sir Alan Ferguson (see what I did there??)


*For matchdays I'll be using Instant Result​

 

[Mr_Grieves]

Make it realistic. Get relegated and make me happy!




Good Luck :S

 

[Sam91]

Yohan Kebab :'( gets me every time!!! He's such a clown, Klippy must be raging.

 

[KevinHann]

Make sure to post full transcript of our press conferences (H)

 

[W4NKER]

JOE KINNEAR APPOINTED DIRECTOR OF FOOTBALL (SOMEHOW!?)

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Alan Pardew to remain as head coach

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Not long into my spell as DoF and Yohan Kebab is looking out!! No chance pal.

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To generate funds I've sold some deadwood.

Gabby Ober-thong is off to Southampton for 5 million quid.

Nile Power Ranger can spend the rest of the season at Charlton. Useless.

Jonas Galtierrez is a fan favourite but **** at football. 10 million big ones to Bushia Dortmound.

Sammy Amaboly needs first team football so loan to Southampton.

And Ryan Tails can join him too for 5 millions smackaroos.

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Now to spend some of the bucks Joe Kinnear style!!​

 

[Klippybo]

Yohan Kebab :'( get me every time!!! He's such a clown, Klippy must be raging.

Dont get me started..........................

 

[iArsenal]

Hahahaha I can't believe you actually edited his name lmao.

 

[W4NKER]

GET THE CHEQUEBOOK OUR MIKE ASHELY!

James O'Carthy - a steal at £6.75m from Wigham

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Morgan Spiderman will improve our midfield big time.

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Danny Wellblack on loan from Man Utd. You couldn't beat it!

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And Paul Ince from Blackpool for 7 mill.

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Still for cash to spend. Trying to get Kaakaa from Madrid and Luiz Suarez's brother Mario from Aphletic Madrid.

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[W4NKER]

Not a bad squad for Pards to manage this year:

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I'll ring all the top managers in the world now and once they know its Joe Kinnear on the dog and bone then we might get some more players cause I know people!​

 

[maccaattack]

Great laugh, thanks a lot.

 

[W4NKER]

Last bit of business before the window shuts.

Got in Vicky Pyjamas from Celtic

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And Joby Angle on loan from Roma as cover for Davide Santa.

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Had bids rejected for Gary Cooper of Celtic and Wellies Nem. Maybe in the winter.​

 

[W4NKER]

DEVASTATING NEWS!! Yohan Kebab has broke foot and is out for 4 months and Hatty Ben Afri broke his leg in the next match and is out for 6 months!​

 

[W4NKER]

August/September 2012

A good start by Pards and the lads. All made possible by my signings of course

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Papa Sissy has been great. Kullychiny too.​

 

[Wynters]

Yohan Kebab :'( get me every time!!! He's such a clown, Klippy must be raging.

Dont get me started..........................

Me and you both mate, what werethey thinking???

 

[robertlecomber09]

they weren't thinking all ashley like doing is winding up the newcastle united fans end of!!!!!!

 

[Hansi24]

Danny Wellblack! This is genius!

 

[meguel]

Newcastle will never be successful with Ashley there :'(

 

[W4NKER]

October 2012

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Newcastle top of the league! All down to me. Top 4 is minimal target and maybe a cup win.​

 

[robertlecomber09]

meguel you are so right !!! id rather have Freddy Shepherd back as our chairman than this cockney ****!!!!!

 

[iamauser]

Its Hatem Ben Athlete!!! Lol