Your Favourite Football Chants

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Nothing better than one man shouting "united" and about 5000 replying LEEDS.
 
Blyndreaper said:
Leeds United.... Pathetic? We've got more history then you **** head. We don't need money to have fans, we don't need money to sell out our stadium in the 3rd , 2nd and 1st league. we don't need money to have a good squad. we dont spend more then 100 million and aren't able to get a champions league spot.... So please, see yourself first before calling others "pathetic".

(sorry for offtopic)

edit: even if that's a PATHETIC song, doesnt mean we are a PATHETIC club ;)
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History means nothing moron,. its what we have now and thats better than you will ever be again.
 
'History is an excuse for lack of current success'
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Also to the guy who said Leeds didn't spend ridiculous amounts of money on players, how much of a moron are you? It is that fact ALONE which cost you to end where you are/were. Your ridiculous spending to maintain yourself as a top 4 club screwed you good and proper all for one moment in the sun which was the Champions League semi against Valencia I believe?

'Leeds United's enormous transfer spending under David O'Leary – some £100m including the £11m capture of Robbie Fowler – has been made possible primarily by loans.'
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He plays on the left,
He plays on the riiiigghhhtttt,
Adam Lallana,
Makes Messi look *****.

We still sing this although Barnard was arrested in about November...:D

Lee Barnard, Barnard,
He's short, and he's ******* hard,
He's wanted by Scotland Yard,
Lee Barnard, Barnard.

Then you have these 2 classics:

Jose Fonte Babbyyyy,
Jose Fonte, Wooooaaahhhh!

And....

He stands at over 6ft 3 Rickie, Rickie,
He'll take us to the Premier League, Rickie, Rickie,
He gets the ball,
He takes the ****,
He wears the shirt of Matt Le Tiss,
RICKIE LAMBERT, SOUTHAMPTONS GOAL MACHINE!
 
'Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Runs down the wing for me'

My favourite because it's the worst. :)
 
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllll, drink a drink a drink
to eric the king the king the king
he's the leader of our football team
he's the greatest
center foward
that the wooorrrld has ever seen

he played for marseille
but never for arsenal
or even liverpool or man city
he had a spell with
the leeds scum
but came to the THEATER OF OUR DREAMS!

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Two leeds fans
wanted kebabs
went to turkey and they got stabbed
deary me
what a shame
they won't be singing munich again

35 years
35 years
35 years
35 years
35 years
35 years
35 years
35 years

we all hate leeds scum
we all hate leeds scum
we all hate leeds scum
we all hate leeds scum
we all hate leeds scum
we all hate leeds scum
we all hate leeds scum
we all hate leeds scum

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follow follow follow
chelsea ****** it all up at moscow
all that money they took
from that big russian crook
and they'll never win 3 in a row

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ooohhh obertan oooohhhh obertan
your head looks liiiiike a frying pan
oooohhh obertan oohhh obertan
your head looks liiiiike a frying pan

he is from france, he is a red
he's got mikael silvestre's head
ohhhhh obertan ohhhhh obertan
your head looks liiiike a frying pan
 
He plays on the left
He plays on the riiiight
Jermaine Johnson
Is ******* *****
 
Agger do do do, saves some goals and scores a few
agger do do do, playes for us and not for you
to the left and to the right, up and down the pitch he goes
agger do do do, he will keep you on your toes

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Nani Are You Ok?
so, Nani Are You Ok?
are You Ok Nani?
you've Been Hit by (Clap clap)
you've Been Struck by --- (Clap clap)
a Smooth Carragher!
 
Nolan put one in the Mackems net, he just can't get enough, he just can't get enough
Nolan put two in the Mackems net, he just can't get enough, he just can't get enough
Nolan put three in the Mackems net and he just can't seem to het enough ohhhhhhh DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH etc....
 
Ride The Walrus said:
Like you took YNWA ;)
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Well played, sir.

smeats10 said:
Nolan put one in the Mackems net, he just can't get enough, he just can't get enough
Nolan put two in the Mackems net, he just can't get enough, he just can't get enough
Nolan put three in the Mackems net and he just can't seem to het enough ohhhhhhh DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH etc....
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IT'S OURS!! :'(
 
peskybendben said:
He plays on the left,
He plays on the riiiigghhhtttt,
Adam Lallana,
Makes Messi look *****.

We still sing this although Barnard was arrested in about November...:D

Lee Barnard, Barnard,
He's short, and he's ******* hard,
He's wanted by Scotland Yard,
Lee Barnard, Barnard.

Then you have these 2 classics:

Jose Fonte Babbyyyy,
Jose Fonte, Wooooaaahhhh!

And....

He stands at over 6ft 3 Rickie, Rickie,
He'll take us to the Premier League, Rickie, Rickie,
He gets the ball,
He takes the ****,
He wears the shirt of Matt Le Tiss,
RICKIE LAMBERT, SOUTHAMPTONS GOAL MACHINE!
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all of these :) love the lambert one
also there is:

Alex Chamberlain,
Chamberlain,
Alex Chamberlain,
Na na na na na na na na na
 
You can stick your Yorkshire Pudding up your ***
You can stick your Yorkshire Pudding up your ***
You can stick your Yorkshire Pudding
Stick your Yorkshire Pudding
Stick your Yorkshire Pudding
Stick your Yorkshire Pudding up your ***

Oh I would rather eat than do that
Oh I would rather ear than do that......
etc
 
ss-elite-69 said:
Two leeds fans
wanted kebabs
went to turkey and they got stabbed
deary me
what a shame
they won't be singing munich again
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And unfortunatly, the minority of manc fans who sing songs like this, and about hillsborough. And celtic fans who chant about Ibrox, and Leeds fans Munich, ETC, ruin the game, and incite people... Its a sad state of affairs. Im not going to deny I know such songs, but I dont sing them at games, its disrespectful, and immature, but unfortunatly something alot of fans find amusing to do, because the oppo are 'scum'

Also, the villa fans chanting 'lets pretend we scored a goal' then celebrating like crazy was awesome. Ill try and find the vid
 
As an Brighton fan

SEAGULLS SEAGULLS SEAGULLS
ALLLBIIIOOOON ALLLBIIOOOON
Good Old Sussex by the Sea,
Good Old Sussex By the Sea,
You can tell them all that we stand or fallFor Sussex by the Sea.
 
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We wear Red!
We wear White!
Bognor Regis are just *****!
With a nick nack paddy wack give a dog a bone,
Go on Bognor **** off home!
 
I wanna be a Bradford ranger (I wanna be a Bradford ranger)
I wanna be a scuba diver (I wanna be a scuba diver)
I wanna have a 69er (I wanna have a 69er)
With the girl that I love best (With the girl that I love best)
Many a time Ive sucked her breast (Many a time Ive sucked her breast)
F***** her standing (F***** her standing)
F***** her lying (F***** her lying)
If she had wings (If she had wings)
I'd F***** her flying (F***** her flying)
Now she's dead (now she's dead)
Not forgotton (not forgotton)
Dig her up (dig her up)
F*** her rotten (F*** her rotten)

BC BCF BCFC BRADFORD!!!!

But, the best of all-

We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum
We all hate Leeds scum

;)
 
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