Your Favourite Football Chants

[eddlad]

What are the best chants you have heard on the the terraces

Few ground rules to keep it (fairly) civil.

Nothing too crude, chants about any disasters(Munich, Hillsborough, etc.) definite no no.

Racism a big no.

No sectarian chants.



Here's two of mine;

Tune: Animals went in two by two (Torres song)

Their mums go out and sell themselves
for cash, for cash
THEIR SISTER'S HAVE A HANDLEBAR
MOUSTACHE, MOUSTACHE
Their fans are ugly and they're dumb
They bang and bang that ****in drum
They're B****rd Rovers, knuckle dragging scum!

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Graham Alexander is 94 years old
He should be wearing glasses
He should be going bald
He should withdraw his pension
But he's not ready yet!
And when we get a penalty,
He'll stick it in the net!
Ohh
Graham Alexander is 94 years old
He should be wearing glasses
He should be going bald
He should withdraw his pension
But he's not ready yet!
And when we get a penalty
He'll stick it in the net!

 

[Div_Muzza]

I think there was a similar thread to this ages ago.

 

[bcfc]

United sh*t,
The City worse,
They always put,
The county first!

He's 5 foot 4 from Equador, Chucho, Chucho
He'll f*cking deck Agbonlahor, Chucho, Chucho
He'll get the ball and when he scores,
We'll sing this song forever more,
Christian Benitez! Or Chucho in disguise :wub:

 

[Div_Muzza]

Nope just searched and it was invalid. Anyway mines is an old one bit Michael Fagan shagged the queen. But these days just the simple Mon The Hoops.

 

[HarryinHD]

United sh*t,
The City worse,
They always put,
The county first!

:wub:

'The Football League, (The Football League!)
Is Upside Down, (Is Upside Down!)
The Football League is Upside Down!
We're going up with the Tranmere,
The Football League is Upside Down'

(H)

 

[Joneesy]

:wub:

'The Football League, (The Football League!)
Is Upside Down, (Is Upside Down!)
The Football League is Upside Down!
We're going up with the Tranmere,
The Football League is Upside Down'

(H)

Legendary!

 

[JDY]

Live round the corner, you only live round the corner, live round the cooorner (to united fans).

Not really a song but shouting 'freak' when Crouch is playing.

 

[Joneesy]

i've heard the brighton fans singing, 'Your Better than us' once.. Couple of good reading ones but cant be bothered to type them

 

[Frank]

To the Spurs fans.

You won the league (you won the league)
In Black and White (in black and white)
You won the league in black and white....
You won the league, in the sixties.
You won the league in black and white
In Black and White! (In Black and White)
You Won the League...


You get the Gist

 

[Redrup]

The ***** Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The ***** Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The ***** Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he said:
**** OFF!
Who's that team we call the Arsenal?
Who's that team we all adore?
We're the boys in red and white and we're ******* dynamite
And Harry Redknapp's Mother is a *****!

 

[Poppa_ChesterCityFC]

It doesn't get much better than:
PARK PARK
WHERE EVER YOU MAY BE... I'm shaw you know the rest...

 

[Mike]

We got Campbell, we got Campbell, we got Campbell, from the Lane.

Double, double, double. Sol Campbell has won the double.
And the scum from the Lane
Have won **** all again
'Cos Sol Campbell has won the double.

 

[Redrup]

It doesn't get much better than:
PARK PARK
WHERE EVER YOU MAY BE... I'm shaw you know the rest...

It could be worse,
He could be Scouse
Eating rats in a council house.

 

[Poppa_ChesterCityFC]

The ***** Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The ***** Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The ***** Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he said:
**** OFF!
Who's that team we call the Arsenal?
Who's that team we all adore?
We're the boys in red and white and we're ******* dynamite
And Harry Redknapp's Mother is a *****!

I suppose it beats the normal boring chants of Arsenal which go along the lines of..
Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal... until everyone is bored or
We've got Cesc Fabregas, we've got Cesc Fabregas... (or any other remotely good player in the Arsenal squad substitued into the lyric)

 

[Nick.]

can you hear the rangers sing
i can't hear a ******* thing

leicester v qpr

******* useless

leicester v qpr

 

[JDY]

I remember when Arsenal fans used to sing:

Fabregas, oooohhh
Fabregas, oooohhh
He's only seventeen
He's better than Roy Keane
(over and over)

 

[Poppa_ChesterCityFC]

I would put a chant up, but it kind of links to a disaster.

Is it the disaster that is Liverpool this season and many other seasons

 

[DMF]

Who's that **** from Argentina,
Who's that money-grabbing *****,
Carlos Tevez is his name,
And he hasn't got a brain,
And he won't be winning trophies anymoree!

Vieira, woah,
Vieira, Woah,
He comes from Senegal, His mums a cannibal,
Vieira woah,
Vieira woah!

Chim-Chimminey, chim-chimminey chim chim churoo
Who needs Sol Campbell when we've got Shittu!

 

[Poppa_ChesterCityFC]

Who's that **** from Argentina,
Who's that money-grabbing *****,
Carlos Tevez is his name,
And he hasn't got a brain,
And he won't be winning trophies anymoree!

Vieira, woah,
Vieira, Woah,
He comes from Senegal, His mums a cannibal,
Vieira woah,
Vieira woah!

Chim-Chimminey, chim-chimminey chim chim churoo
Who needs Sol Campbell when we've got Shittu!

Legendary, just legendary

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Sunday, Monday, Habib Beye
Tuesday, Wednesday Habib Beye
Thursday, Friday Habib Beye

Just cracks me up

 

[Frank]

Adebayor, Adebayooooooooor, he used to like coach trips, but not anymoreeeeeeee.