1 Year Anniversairy Present

Step One- Download Wagner Fiuza-Carrilho songs off iTunes

Step Two- Add onto iPod

Step Three- Invite Girlfriend into room with blindfold.

Step Four- Sit her down on chair. Tie a rope around her.

Step Five- Put the headphones in her ears and play.

Step Six- Watch

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In theory she should enjoy it, if she does not then enjoy.
 
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Organise something, take her for a meal or have a couple of friends round for a small part to celebrate, the more thought and organising that goes into it the more she will like it, well if she is not materialistic
 
16? Get her the pill!

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Get yourself Old Spice. She'll appreciate that!
 
Get her nothing. When she complains, reason that 'nothing is better than ********'.

Then **** her.
 
You lot have the most random answers ever, made my day LOL :D

I'm just going to get her a necklace. If she don't like it then it's down to Plan B.
 
Going to slap in the drilldo suggestion before Jake gets here.

Srs though, same day delivery flowers ftw....and a drilldo.
 
Redders said:
Srs though, same day delivery flowers ftw....and a drilldo.
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Flowers in a drilldo, that'll be a nice surprise for her.

I wouldn't get jewellery, because she'll expect some every year, and it gets expensive. Give her your wallet, it's probably cheaper.
 
How about a Jean Makoun signing day memorial mug?
 
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