A Irishman In Charge Of England

[Burkie7]

James Beattie

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...or Darius Vassell?

Ill call them both up

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Have just read through this absolutely hilarious! Look out for Anthony Barness - Lewes Left Back. And good old Kevin Muscat from Melbourne Victory. Hitting 37!

Thanks mate, if their English I'll call them up!

 

[Dan]

When is the next update mate. I am really enjoying this. Really lightens up our elimination :'(

 

[Burkie7]

When is the next update mate. I am really enjoying this. Really lightens up our elimination :'(

I'll start playing again after the Spain game, And thanks mate I wanted to do it just to make people see sometimes you can just laugh at football ha

 

[Dan]

Good Good, and another question, Where is Becks?

 

[Ronan]

I'll start playing again after the Spain game, And thanks mate I wanted to do it just to make people see sometimes you can just laugh at football ha

you just wanted to destroy england didnt you XD^^)(K)

 

[brad_dyer]

He Kept them all on because he thought it would be funny Thats Quality XD

 

[joeWFC]

Vassell will bang England to world domination..<)

 

[Burkie7]

Good Good, and another question, Where is Becks?

I gave the fans a chance to pick the players if you read the other page their is a few spots left so I'll take all suggestions on and balance out the team when before the World Cup

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you just wanted to destroy england didnt you XD^^)(K)

If I wanted to that I would play a 4-4-2 and play Lampard & Gerrard in the same team

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Vassell will bang England to world domination..<)

Imagine a strike force of him, Heskey and Francis Jeffers! Defenders would lose sleep!

 

[casey32]

i think all the irish will follow

 

[The Bath Manager]

[/QUOTE]Imagine a strike force of him, Heskey and Francis Jeffers! Defenders would lose sleep![/QUOTE]


Probably lose sleep laughing

Love the story, i'll be watchin the world cup HERE!

 

[Land-E]

dude, 1966 will repeat with that team, a young top flight goalmachine team

 

[hrielac]

ah forgot Kevin Muscat was Australian. Im sure the young raw talent of Marlon Harewood would fit into your squad brilliantly.

 

[The Bath Manager]

Nice call, Harewood is ten times better than Franny Jeffers, (Who played for my team) and will fit into any formation. except 442-433-451

 

[Shay Given]

Nice call, Harewood is ten times better than Franny Jeffers, (Who played for my team) and will fit into any formation. except 442-433-451

jeffers is probable the gonna win the ballon d'or so cant be droped even if the his form does drop, their would be riots everywhere if he was dropped mate

 

[Burkie7]

England vs Mexico / Japan vs England

England 0-0 Mexico

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Possibly one of the worst games ever seeing but Burke was seeing celebrating like he won the World Cup as he was one of the first to leave the ground and wasn't stuck in the traffic, Wembley was empty after 60 mins and Burke caught the rest of the match on the radio in his car on the way home. Look at the bright side, In the World Cup this will be a point in the group !


England 4-0 Japan

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In the build up to this game Burke ordered the FA to send over Chinese food to the Japanese hotel, Vassell ate it all. On to the game and as Burke relaxed in his dug-out eating a chinese chicken curry, His England players passed the ball like it was a chicken ball while sending long balls over the top as long as a curry noodle, Wilshire went into a 50-50 but he was to chicken to win it, Rooney started on a Japanese player it looked like he had some beef with him. On to the goals and James Beattie scored a amazing goal from 2 yards out, Lee naylor scored a freekick on the edge of the box, Yes you did read that right! Vassell also scored after putting of his marker from the corner by letting of some gas from all the Chinese he had earlier in the day and headed home, Burke's secret weapon Bas Savage finished the game of with a powerful finish. Good result for Burke's men who were escorted out of the country by the army after they celebrated on the pitch by spraying themselves with their water bottles which were full of curry sauce. Next of for England, The WORLD CUP

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[The Bath Manager]

How did jeffers get injured if he wasnt playing?

 

[Burkie7]

How did jeffers get injured if he wasnt playing?

I brought him on in the second half and he got injured a few mins later so I had to take him of

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jeffers is probable the gonna win the ballon d'or so cant be droped even if the his form does drop, their would be riots everywhere if he was dropped mate

A fan just came up to me their with a tattoo of Francis Jeffers on his face, A true England hero Jeffers is , he should be knighted!

 

[Dan]

If it aint too late, is there any chance you can stick Marc Richards from Port Vale into your WC team?

 

[Burkie7]

World Cup 2010

England fans have till tommorow to give their suggestions for the England World Cup Squad before Burke picks who he thinks is best out of them and picks the right balance of players, Start typing now and pick your favorite English players and you could see them in South Africa!

 

[hrielac]

Staines Town Massive skipper Marc Edworthy surely deserves a call up. been in exceptional form of late. and only 37!!!