AC Milan - One Foot In The Grave

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Another match with 3000 shots but a few on target, got away with a win from Dario Danelli own goal, bet he feels like a grade A *****! And if he doesn't, he should


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My world came crumbling down...so many injuries and the fact that these old ******** can barely run more than 4 minutes left us at the mercy of Romas new player Pjanic... Thing is, I cant believe he scored! If it was a football game he would have a 9 finishing attribute or somthing!!

First loss of the season. I WILL NOT LET THIS HAPPEN EVER AGAIN! NEVER SHALL MILAN BE BEATEN!!!


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****.


After two losses in a row I was left wondering what has gone wrong. I'll tell you what it was... THAT ******* IBRAHIMOVIC GETTING EVERYONE IN TO ****** KARATE!


[video=youtube;OpJF2ChmXqA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpJF2ChmXqA&feature=related[/video]


THE MAN IS OUT OF CONTROL!
 

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We got a full strength squad back for this match and spanked these bitchez ghetto style. Well, thats whats I heard Ambrosini say...I dont think he has ever been to a ghetto though.


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6 cards for them....So many filthy teams out to hurt my poor little boys :(


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What a ******* boring match! we had to cool down after Ghetto Boy got sent off, silly ******!


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We domonated them but they had chances. Pato goal sealed it just before my birthday


[video=youtube;v_7zsTUF6jM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_7zsTUF6jM&feature=related[/video]

What a wonderful bunch of gimp chimps I command! They gave me this message via video link and it brought a tear to my eye! Dont know why the Fresh Prince pronounced my name as "Al Jazeera" or whatever he said..... probably a nickname they have given me with such love and commitment as their Alpha Ape
 

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Last night I came up with a **** load of ideas of things to do in this story!!

Any of you cuntbags still reading?
 

Average Joe

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Yea keep those updates coming!

Cheers bud :)

Had quite a few ideas over the last few days and may be able to get an update in tonight too. Just the comments and likes have slowed alot lately so I cant tell if it's worth carrying on. It's my fault because of the erratic update consistancy lol.

But I have a a bunch of crazy **** coming up ;)
 

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This is just EPIC, loving all ongoing Karate stuff with Ibra!!! Keep up the story mate i like it.
 

Eilros

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i demand an update! haven't laughed this much at football related stuff since fabio aurelio broke his leg playing with his kids. Har!
 

Average Joe

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i demand an update! haven't laughed this much at football related stuff since fabio aurelio broke his leg playing with his kids. Har!
Hahaha! Class!! Cheers mate. I will see what I can do tonight, forgot my gym stuff so I may have some free time after work :)
 

MemphisJaxx

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Joe this has to be the funniest story i have ever read about football manager. Keep this up or i'll send Ibra round to kick your head in!
 

Average Joe

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Thinking of doing a new version of this style of story on FM15 when I have some time off work....

Might not use AC Milan though, I'm trying to think of a team I could try to be funny with.

Any suggestions?

(if you have not read the story before as it was years ago, give it a look now :) )
 

PatrickLFC

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Thinking of doing a new version of this style of story on FM15 when I have some time off work....

Might not use AC Milan though, I'm trying to think of a team I could try to be funny with.

Any suggestions?

(if you have not read the story before as it was years ago, give it a look now :) )
You should tour Thailand with Leicester ;)
 
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