BaP: From Non-League to- uh, well, wherever the game takes you, I guess...

played 16 (1) scored 9, If I had played more I think I would be winning on the goals!! Just Noticed the 1 and only Phil Babb has been sacked as manager of Hayes and Yeading haha!
 
Pedersen looks to be playing well, especially for Denmark! 4 games, 3 goals.
 
Well I must say I'm pretty impressed with that start, got Oxford in the playoff places too
 
Tommy Chong seems to be having himself a solid little first season! Nice!
 
I however am not satisfid with my player - olof breitling...only avr 6.53 :(
 
Dwarfed but technical

Wonder if Matta-Garcia is getting most of his playing time at DM or DC... at 164 cm I'm assuming it's DM but who knows! Fun to watch so far.
 
January update

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Season 1: January
Match events:
01/01: Scott on form for Staines. 1 goal and MoM. Rating: 9.10
04/01: Gilliland with a solid game for Eastbourne Boro. Wins MoM. Rating: 8.50
04/01: Gamgee back to good form. 1 assist and MoM. Rating 8.60
06/01: Balint Boz being brilliant for Hayes & Yeading. 1 goal and 1 assist. Rating: 8.40
10/01: Matta-Garcia on form for USA U20. Wins MoM. Rating: 9.00
10/01: Dynamite impresses for Harrogate. MoM with 1 assist. Rating 8.20
17/01: Great ****'son! He can do it in conference as well as in Spain! Wins MoM with 2 goals and 1 assist. Rating: 9.40
17/01: Dynamite continues to impress for Harrogate. Wins another MoM with another assist. Rating: 8.20
24/01: Gamgee impresses again. 1 goal and MoM for St. Albans. Rating: 8.70
28/01: Matta-Garcia continues to be an ace for USA U20's. Against the mighty St. Vincent U20, he scores 2 and wins MoM. Rating: 10.0

Injuries:
04/01: Shrute suffers another injury. 5 weeks out with a twisted ankle.
10/01: Olujawon suffers a terrible fate, breaking his leg against Hemel Hempstead. Will miss the rest of the season.
10/01: Southgate also has a bad start to January. Will miss 4 months with a torn calf muscle.
12/01: Sheahan will miss the next 5 weeks after twisting his ankle in training.
20/01: Carmichael sprains his ankle in a match. Will be out for 6 weeks.
21/01: Hall forgot to wear a cap at practice and catches a cold. Will be out for 8 days.
24/01: Masson suffers concussion in a match. Out for 10 days.
27/01: Having finally found some form, Skromov gets injured. Out 5 weeks with a sprained ankle.
31/01: In a dangerous month, Conneally also suffers the curse of the torn calf muscle. Will miss 4 months.
31/01: Boz is out on the town again, but suffers an injury after a poorly executed Glasgow Kiss. Out 9 days with a bruised head.

Balotelli-moments:
01/01: Illtyd finally breaks goal drought after 12 games without a goal.
04/01: Webster scores after 8 hours without a goal.
04/01: Barrow are worried by Pedersen's lack of goals. He has now gone 7 hours without scoring.
17/01: Farrell is still grumpy about not being invited to the New Years party and refuses to sign a new contract with Whitehawk.
23/01: Shrute still struggles with his name, and is unable to sign a new contract with (Chris) Sutton Utd.
24/01: Chong finally scores! After 10 hours without scoring, some easy girl was willing to let him in this cold Saturday.
27/01: O'Neill has not settled in Bromley and refuses to sign a contract extension.
27/01: Jackson still doesn't sell enough music, and refuses to sign a new deal because of low wages.,
28/01: In games against the U20 teams from small islands, Matta-Garcia manages to get 2 yellow cards and is suspended for the final against Costa Rica. USA still manage to win though.
31/01: Scott gets sent off against Bishop's Stortford. Gets a 1 match ban.

Awards:
06/01: Gamgee and Gilliland named in VCS TotW
13/01: Dynamite named in VCN TotW
20/01: Dynamite, Keaney and Dickson named in VCN TotW
27/01: Keaney also makes back to back TotW's.
31/01: Gamgee comes 2nd in VCS Player of the Month.

Most goals: Sheahan & Dickson: 14 goals
Most assists: Charley Mason: 10 assists
Highest distance travelled per 90 minutes: James Hall: 8.6Km per 90 minutes
Most yellow cards: Samwise Gamgee: 9 yellow cards
Most passes completed per 90 minutes: Black Dynamite: 41.60 passes per 90 minutes.
Most aerial duels won per game: Doug Carmichael: 6.45 duels won per game
Most dribbles per game: Matthew Harrison: 4.12 dribbles per game
Conceded per game: Aaron Weight: 1.08 goals conceded per game (1.43 for Masson)
Most tackles won per game: Doug Carmichael: 7.48 tackles per game

Most times offside: Dan Newton: 45
Highest avg rating: Samwise Gamgee 7.57
Lowest avg rating: Olof Breitling: 6.53
 
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7 hours, that is not good :S
But as the great Arnold Schwarzenegger said, I'll be back!
 
Premier League Transfer roundup.

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Transfer roundup: Premier League
Ranked by position 01/03.15
1st: Man Utd - 68 points
IN: Dede - Cruzeiro(£8.5M), Wesley Sneijder - Galatasaray (£5M), Jan Vertongen - Tottenham (£15.75M), Axel Witsel - Zenit (£9M)
OUT: Noone of notice

2nd: Man City - 67 points
Transfer embargo

3rd: Chelsea - 63 points
IN: Marco Verratti - PSG (£12.5M), Leonardo Bonucci - Juventus (£16.75M), Javier Pastore - PSG (£4.2M!!!)
OUT: Noone really.

4th: Arsenal - 53 points
IN: Aleksandar Dragovic - Dynamo Kyiv (£7.75M), Morgan Schneiderlin - Southampton (£21M)
OUT: Mathieu Flamini - Everton (£2.5M), Francis Coquelin - Fulham (£2.4M), Tomas Rosicky - Free

Other big deals:
Stefan Savic: Fiorentina --> Liverpool (£5.5M)
Salomon Rondon: Zenit --> Tottenham (£9.75M)
Giovani Dos Santos: Villareal --> Tottenham (£9.75M)
Gabriele Angella: Watford --> Newcastle (£7M)
Pione Sisto: FC Midtjylland --> Newcastle (£4.8M)
 
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Season 1: February
Match events:
07/02: Jackson doesn't stop till he gets enough as he wins MoM in a real Thriller against Maidenhead. 1 goal. Rating: 9.00
14/02: Gamgee is continuing his terrific form. Wins MoM with 1 assist. Rating: 8.30
21/02: Balint Boz baffles the opposition once again. Named MoM with 2 assists. Rating: 8.30
21/02: Jackson want's to be starting something as he makes the opponents Scream. MoM for Basingstroke. Rating: 8.50
28/02: Jackson tells everyone else to Beat It, as he is anything but Bad! He wins his 3rd MoM of the month against Concord Rangers. 1 goal. Rating: 9.10.
28/02: Shrute finally lets his boots do the talking. Is named MoM with 1 goal and 1 assist. Rating: 9.00
28/02: The "characters" really had a great month as Gamgee also continues his form. Is named MoM with a rating of 8.60.

Injuries:
04/02: Scott gets a gashed leg. Out 2 weeks.
10/02: Just as he was hitting top form Gilliland suffers the curse of this season, a torn calf muscle. Will miss the rest of the season.
14/02: Bruised head for O'Neill this time, 9 days out!
21/02: This must be some sort of bug! Verstraeten suffers...... a torn calf muscle. Out for the rest of the season.
21/02: Harrison sustains twisted knee. Has to stay on the sideline for 3 weeks.
25/02: A damaged heel puts Webster out of play for 2 weeks.
25/02: Weight has obviously been hitting the Weights! A little too much though, as he is out for 4 weeks with a back strain.
26/02: Illtyd gets a gashed leg and is sidelined for 3 weeks.
26/02: Lenham will have to wait to break his barren streak as he is out for 3 weeks with a thigh strain.
26/02: Mason suffers a "facial injury". His manager elected not to ask him who was responsible for the facial.


Balotelli-moments:
01/02: Heubach and Farrell refuse to sign deals due to clubs with too low ambitions.
10/02: Shrute is still a hothead, gets sent off for Sutton. 1 match ban.
21/02: Struggling Bishop's Stortford are worried about goalless Lenham. He has gone 7 hours without scoring.

Awards:
10/02: Jackson, O'Neill & Gilliland in VCS TotW
10/02: Dynamite in VCN TotW
17/02: Gamgee in VCS TotW
17/02: Harrison and Webster in VCN TotW
24/02: Jackson named in VCS TotW
24/02: Dynamite also makes his 2nd TotW of the month
28/02: Jackson shows the ABC of how it's done as he wins the Vanarama Conference South player of the month.
28/02: Black Dynamite is named 2nd in Vanarama Conference North player of the month.

Most goals: Dickson: 15 goals
Most assists: Charley Mason: 10 assists
Highest distance travelled per 90 minutes: James Hall: 8.4Km per 90 minutes
Most yellow cards: Samwise Gamgee & Matta-Garcia: 9 yellow cards
Most passes completed per 90 minutes: Wahaj Ayoub: 42.21 passes per 90 minutes.
Most aerial duels won per game: Doug Carmichael: 6.45 duels won per game
Most dribbles per game: Matthew Harrison: 4.10 dribbles per game
Conceded per game: Aaron Weight: 1.13 goals conceded per game (1.44 for Masson)
Most tackles won per game: Doug Carmichael: 7.48 tackles per game

Most times offside: Dan Newton: 57
Highest avg rating: Samwise Gamgee 7.60
Lowest avg rating: Adam Verstraeten: 6.51
 
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Season 1: March
Match events:
07/03: Sheahan has recovered from his injury and is back among the goalscorers. Wins MoM with 2 goals. Rating: 8.90
14/03: Matta-Garcia is on form for Bradford PA. Wins MoM. Rating: 8.20
14/03: Neubeuer sets a new record in this BaP as he hammers 4 goals past Websters Hednesford. Rating 10.0 This is also a Vanarama Conference North record!
21/03: Long time no see Tracz! He scores 2 to win MoM for the fantastically named Weston-super-Mare. Rating: 8.20
21/03: Pedersen celebrates his professional status with 1 goal, 1 assist and a MoM performance. Rating: 8.90

Injuries:
07/03: Farrell suffers concussion. Out for 9 days, time for new contract negotiations!
15/03: Matta-Garcia gets an unfortunate early summer holiday with a torn hamstring :(
23/03: Newton, who has played 43 games already this season, finally suffers an injury! Unfortunately for the rest of us, it is only a concussion. 9 days out.
23/03: Chong tried to pick up a 10 pound dumbbell in training. He suffered a dislocated shoulder and will be out for 2 months.
24/03: 30 minutes after refusing a contract offer, Jackson suffers an injury in the weights room... odd that... He will be out for 5 weeks.
27/03: Lenham will miss 3 weeks with a thigh strain.
28/03: And we have yet another facial victim! This time Johnson will be out for 12 days!
29/03: Scott is sidelined for 2 weeks with a damaged heel.

Balotelli-moments:
07/03: Gamgee the collector has managed to collect 10 yellow cards! Gets a 2 match ban.
09/03: Our Danishman Pedersen turns "professional" :)
10/03: O'Neill is still grumpy about getting his wages paid in potatoes last week. Yet again refuses to sign a new deal.
20/03: Weight and Gamgee recieve call-ups to England U19. A big day for Conference teams!
24/03: Jackson doesn't feel that Basingstoke really care about us, and refuses their contract offer.
27/03: Andy Carroll gets called up to the England side, to replace an injured Wayne Rooney :D
27/03: Dickson vows to end goal drought. 9 hours without a goal shouldn't be too bad though, it seems that's what is required to be called up for England!
28/03: Jamie Johnson has gotten Richard Essien as his agent!

Awards:
03/03: Jackson, Gamgee and Shrute named in VCS TotW
10/03: Hall named in VCS TotW
10/03: Great week for our players as Johnson, Keaney, Dynamite and Sheahan are all in VCN TotW
17/03: Masson becomes the first keeper to make the TotW, along with Harrison and Neubauer
24/03: Batheron named in VCS TotW
24/03: Pedersen named in VCN TotW

Most goals: Sheahan: 16 goals
Most assists: Charley Mason: 10 assists
Highest distance travelled per 90 minutes: James Hall: 8.3Km per 90 minutes
Most yellow cards: Samwise Gamgee : 10 yellow cards
Most passes completed per 90 minutes: Black Dynamite: 41.91 passes per 90 minutes.
Most aerial duels won per game: Doug Carmichael: 6.46 duels won per game
Most dribbles per game: Matthew Harrison: 4.09 dribbles per game
Conceded per game: Aaron Weight: 1.13 goals conceded per game (1.34 for Masson)
Most tackles won per game: Doug Carmichael: 7.66 tackles per game

Most times offside: Nick Hilderink: 61
Highest avg rating: Samwise Gamgee 7.57


 
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TOTW, professional contract, 1 goal and 1 assists! Been a good month for Pedersen :)
How many of us have professional contracts?
 
Finally Eddie is starting to stand out and in what a fashion, 4 goals, 10.0 avg.rating and breaking records for both club and league. ^^
By the way, is some of the kids getting some transfer interest by any chance?
 
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Season 1: April

Match events:
04/04: Carmichael is back with a vengeance! Wins MoM for Stockport. Ranking: 8.60.
06/04: Dickson ends goal drought after 11 hours without a goal!
06/04: Pedersen scores 2 for Barrow and wins MoM. Rating: 8.40
11/04: Webster wins MoM with 1 assist. Rating: 8.40
14/04: Burmeister (where have you been all this time?) wins MoM for Bath. Rating: 8.50
18/04: Batheron gets 1 assist and a MoM for Maidenhead. Rating: 9.40
18/04: Burmeister has some catching up to do, as he wins another MoM with 1 assist. Rating: 8.50

Injuries:
04/04: The facial bandit has struck again, this time blinding Black Dynamite, who is out for 10 days. Someone will pay for this!
11/04: Skromov suffers a bruised rib after a hard tackle from James Hall. Out for 10 days.
11/04: Strained knee ligaments for Neubauer. 7 weeks on the sidelines :(
12/04: A bad weekend this. Ayub suffers torn hamstring. Will miss 3 months, thus the rest of the season.
24/04: Tracz suffers pulled hamstring in training. Will miss 4 weeks.
25/04: And just as Burmeister had played 2 games, he gets injured in the 3rd. Misses the rest of the season with a hip injury.
26/04: Damaged heel for Hilderink. 2 weeks on the sidelines.
27/04: Weight suffers strained knee ligaments in training. He'll miss the rest of the season.

Balotelli-moments:
04/04: Dickson vows to end goal drought of 8 matches.
04/04: Heubach becomes second to reach 10 yellow cards. His award? 2 match ban!
06/04: Carmichael celebrates returning from injury with being sent off. 1 match ban.
14/04: Jackson still can't agree a new deal. Refuses to sign a contract once again. This is getting Dangerous!
25/04: Gamgee seems to have gotten hold of the ring, as he gets sent off for violent conduct. Gets an automatic 2 match ban with the possibility of a further ban after a disciplinary hearing.
25/04: Lenham swears he will score soon, having gone 8 hours without scoring.
28/04: Shrute still hates Chris Sutton and won't sign a new deal.

Awards:
05/04: Sheahan is considered one of the main contenders for Vanarama Conference North Player of the Year.
07/04: Heubach named in VCS TotW
14/04: Webster is the only member in the VCN TotW
21/04: Batheron and Farrell named in VCS TotW
21/04: Pedersen in VCN TotW
28/04: Hall named in VCS TotW
30/04: Pedersen named 2nd in VCN Player of the Month

Most goals: Sheahan & Hilderink: 17 goals
Most assists: Charley Mason: 10 assists (after being injured for a long time, Pedersen and Shrute have 8)
Highest distance travelled per 90 minutes: James Hall: 8.3Km per 90 minutes (Keaney is closing in!)
Most yellow cards: Samwise Gamgee : 11 yellow cards
Most passes completed per 90 minutes: Black Dynamite: 41.50 passes per 90 minutes. (Ayub has 41.23)
Most aerial duels won per game: Doug Carmichael: 6.52 duels won per game (Matta-Garcia 2nd on 5.82)
Most dribbles per game: Balint Boz: 3.90 dribbles per game
Conceded per game: Aaron Weight: 1.31 goals conceded per game (1.34 for Masson, it's close now!)
Most tackles won per game: Doug Carmichael: 7.69 tackles per game (Gilliland 2nd on 6.43)

Most times offside: Nick Hilderink: 67 (Newton 2nd on 65)
Highest avg rating: Samwise Gamgee 7.48 (Dynamite 2nd on 7.40, Batheron 3rd on 7.37)
 
TOTW, professional contract, 1 goal and 1 assists! Been a good month for Pedersen :)
How many of us have professional contracts?

Only you! You earn £200/week, the rest of us earn £5/week :P

Finally Eddie is starting to stand out and in what a fashion, 4 goals, 10.0 avg.rating and breaking records for both club and league. ^^
By the way, is some of the kids getting some transfer interest by any chance?

There are a few interests now:

Jay Webster - Apollon L (Cypros)
Alexandre Skromov - Apollon L (Cyprus)
Olof Breitling - Apollon L + APOEL (Cyprus)

Some scout from Cyprus must have dropped by Conference or something :P

Is It Me Or Does Lenham Always Seem To Be Injured This Season

Lenham has been sidelined for a total of 5 months :( Same as Burmeister (my player)
Verstraeten beats us both though, he'll have at least 7 months on the sidelines when the season ends.

I will take a look at injury proneness at the end of the year and make some adjustments if someone has a really high figure.
 
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