BaP: From Non-League to- uh, well, wherever the game takes you, I guess...
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09/08: The following players make their professional debuts: Mason, O'Neill, Dickson, Newton, Pedersen, Sheahan, Olujawon, Neubauer, Harrison, Hall, Heubach, Chong, Dynamite, Southgate, Scott, Hilderink.
09/08: Sheahan named MoM in his debut, scoring 2 and assisting 1. His first goal came after 10 seconds, and is the fastest in Vanarama Conference North history. Rating: 10.0
09/08: Chong on form in his debut as well. Named MoM, scoring 2. Rating: 9.40
09/08: Southgate named MoM. Scores 1. Rating: 8.80
09/08: Scott scores 24 seconds into his debut. The fastest goal in Vanarama Conference South history. Goes on to score 2. Rating: 7.70
09/08: Balint Boz becomes the youngest ever Hates & Yeading player.
09/08: Dan Newton becomes the youngest ever Boston Utd player.
12/08: The following players make their debuts: Illtyd, Robbo, Jackson, Batheron, Neubauer
12/08: Neubauer on form. 2 assists. Rating: 8.90
12/08: O'Neill on form. 1 goal. Rating 8.30
12/08: Scott on fire. 1 goal 1 assist. Rating 8.40
12/08: Batheron in good form. 1 assist: Rating 9.70
12/08: Newton scores an incredible hat-trick for Boston. Rating: 10.0
12/08: Dickson scores 2. Rating: 9.10
24/08: Oper becomes youngest ever Ebbsfleet goalscorer
25/08: Burmeister makes his professional debut!!
Injuries:
02/08: Eric Batheron out for 9 days with a bruised shin.
06/08: Shane Lenham slips on a piece of soap in the shower and is out for 6 weeks with a sprained ankle.
09/08: Kelenna Olujawon injured in match. Out 4 weeks with a pulled hamstring.
10/08: Jeroen Heubach out for 2 weeks with a virus infection.
12/08: Aoson out for 3 weeks with a damaged foot.
13/08: Illtyd out for 3 weeks with a calf strain
13/08: Carmichael suffers broken cheekbone in training (wonder who he got slapped by)
13/08: Matta-Garcia out for 4 weeks with broken ribs.
16/08: Dynamite out for 2 months with a hip injury.
18/08: Chong out with a twisted knee. (3 weeks)
25/08: Johnson suffers broken leg against Matta-Garcia's Bradford. Unfortunately, we can't blame Matta-Garcia as he is also injured. Johnson will be out for 4 months
30/08: Gilliland suffers torn calf muscle and is out for 2 months.
30/08: Michael Jackson strangely also suffers an injury only days after refusing to sign a contract. Even more strangely the injury is a dislocated jaw.... We can always blame it on a singing accident. (4 weeks)
Balotelli-moments:
23/08: O'Neill first booked, then shown a straight red card against Boreham Wood. Is suspended for 1 game.
23/08: Batheron turns down new deal, after playing 2 good games!
24/08: England boss faces selection headache, but recieves good news in that James Wilson is deemed fit.....
27/08: Jackson and O'Neill both reject new deals. Jackson because of some dodgy clauses he didn't get in the contract.
28/08: Mason also rejects new deal. What is it with youngsters nowadays? Spoiled brats!
30/01: North Ireland u21's devastated by Gilliland's injury.
Awards:
09/08: Cian Farrell wins "worst BaP-player of the week award", with his 6.10 rating.
12/08: Heubach named in VCS TotW
12/08: Chong and Sheahan named in VCN TotW
19/08: Gamgee, Gilliland, Batheron and Scott named in VCS TotW
19/08: Neubeuer named in VCN TotW (along with 41 year old Steve Dickinson)
Most goals: Sheahan & Scott: 5 goals
Most assists: Charley Mason: 3 assists
Longest distance covered: Sean Keaney: 48.7km
Most dribbles completed: Sean Keaney: 19
Most aerial duels won: Dan Newton: 32
Most mistakes: Aaron Weight & Jean-Michel Masson: 1
Most tackles won: Stephen Gilliland: 35
Most times offside: Aidan Dickson: 9
Conference South Player of the Month: Charley Mason
Conference North Player of the Month: Daniel Sheahan (Dickson 2nd, Newton 3rd)
Season 1: August
Match events: 09/08: The following players make their professional debuts: Mason, O'Neill, Dickson, Newton, Pedersen, Sheahan, Olujawon, Neubauer, Harrison, Hall, Heubach, Chong, Dynamite, Southgate, Scott, Hilderink.
09/08: Sheahan named MoM in his debut, scoring 2 and assisting 1. His first goal came after 10 seconds, and is the fastest in Vanarama Conference North history. Rating: 10.0
09/08: Chong on form in his debut as well. Named MoM, scoring 2. Rating: 9.40
09/08: Southgate named MoM. Scores 1. Rating: 8.80
09/08: Scott scores 24 seconds into his debut. The fastest goal in Vanarama Conference South history. Goes on to score 2. Rating: 7.70
09/08: Balint Boz becomes the youngest ever Hates & Yeading player.
09/08: Dan Newton becomes the youngest ever Boston Utd player.
12/08: The following players make their debuts: Illtyd, Robbo, Jackson, Batheron, Neubauer
12/08: Neubauer on form. 2 assists. Rating: 8.90
12/08: O'Neill on form. 1 goal. Rating 8.30
12/08: Scott on fire. 1 goal 1 assist. Rating 8.40
12/08: Batheron in good form. 1 assist: Rating 9.70
12/08: Newton scores an incredible hat-trick for Boston. Rating: 10.0
12/08: Dickson scores 2. Rating: 9.10
24/08: Oper becomes youngest ever Ebbsfleet goalscorer
25/08: Burmeister makes his professional debut!!
Injuries:
02/08: Eric Batheron out for 9 days with a bruised shin.
06/08: Shane Lenham slips on a piece of soap in the shower and is out for 6 weeks with a sprained ankle.
09/08: Kelenna Olujawon injured in match. Out 4 weeks with a pulled hamstring.
10/08: Jeroen Heubach out for 2 weeks with a virus infection.
12/08: Aoson out for 3 weeks with a damaged foot.
13/08: Illtyd out for 3 weeks with a calf strain
13/08: Carmichael suffers broken cheekbone in training (wonder who he got slapped by)
13/08: Matta-Garcia out for 4 weeks with broken ribs.
16/08: Dynamite out for 2 months with a hip injury.
18/08: Chong out with a twisted knee. (3 weeks)
25/08: Johnson suffers broken leg against Matta-Garcia's Bradford. Unfortunately, we can't blame Matta-Garcia as he is also injured. Johnson will be out for 4 months
30/08: Gilliland suffers torn calf muscle and is out for 2 months.
30/08: Michael Jackson strangely also suffers an injury only days after refusing to sign a contract. Even more strangely the injury is a dislocated jaw.... We can always blame it on a singing accident. (4 weeks)
Balotelli-moments:
23/08: O'Neill first booked, then shown a straight red card against Boreham Wood. Is suspended for 1 game.
23/08: Batheron turns down new deal, after playing 2 good games!
24/08: England boss faces selection headache, but recieves good news in that James Wilson is deemed fit.....
27/08: Jackson and O'Neill both reject new deals. Jackson because of some dodgy clauses he didn't get in the contract.
28/08: Mason also rejects new deal. What is it with youngsters nowadays? Spoiled brats!
30/01: North Ireland u21's devastated by Gilliland's injury.
Awards:
09/08: Cian Farrell wins "worst BaP-player of the week award", with his 6.10 rating.
12/08: Heubach named in VCS TotW
12/08: Chong and Sheahan named in VCN TotW
19/08: Gamgee, Gilliland, Batheron and Scott named in VCS TotW
19/08: Neubeuer named in VCN TotW (along with 41 year old Steve Dickinson)
Most goals: Sheahan & Scott: 5 goals
Most assists: Charley Mason: 3 assists
Longest distance covered: Sean Keaney: 48.7km
Most dribbles completed: Sean Keaney: 19
Most aerial duels won: Dan Newton: 32
Most mistakes: Aaron Weight & Jean-Michel Masson: 1
Most tackles won: Stephen Gilliland: 35
Most times offside: Aidan Dickson: 9
Conference South Player of the Month: Charley Mason
Conference North Player of the Month: Daniel Sheahan (Dickson 2nd, Newton 3rd)
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Good update. Commitment is what is required
Also, I like seeing the Attribute Analysis graph, but never mind.
Not until the end of the season!!
Great news, now you can also find out that you've made the most mistakes!
CavanisJawline
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First day back, out for two months. Of course.
Actually I did not. The "great" attributes were edited to 15, and the "good" ones were at 10. I didn't change that from the database I got, I just put everything else to 0, to randomise it. In hindsight, perhaps upping those figures when I raised the CA would have been smart, but you've all got the stats "secured" that you wished for.You did my stats wrong
Average Joe
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Man that cat looks mean. Meaner than two fat ************* wrestling over pork chops and green. Can you dig it?
(why John Terry though? Haha)
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Season 1: September
Match events: Season 1: September
06/09: Verstraeten makes his professional debut.
09/09: Southgate named MoM. 1 goal. Rating: 8.60
13/09: Shrute makes his professional debut.
13/09: Aoson impressing for Solihull Moors. Named MoM, 1 goal 1 assist. Rating: 8.80
20/09: Lenham makes his debut to a rapterous ovation.
20/09: Carmichael leaves fans purring. Named MoM with 1 goal. Rating: 9.00
20/09: Pedersen on form. Named MoM with 1 goal and 1 assist. Rating: 8.40
20/09: Matta-Garcia named MoM. 1 assist. Rating 9.00. He is grateful for the faith shown in him after his injury.
21/09: Carmichael and Vaughan become youngest ever goalscorers for their clubs.
27/09: Newton MoM for Boston. 1 goal. Rating: 8.70
27/09: Sheahan named MoM for Oxford. 1 goal. Rating 8.90
Injuries:
03/09: Batheron out for 2 months with fractured ribs.
04/09: Conneally out for 12 days with a bruised thigh.
05/09: Webster out for 2 weeks with a strained neck. (Australia u20's are disappointed)
08/09: Robbo tears his hamstring in a match against Eastbourne Boro, is out for 3 months
13/09: In his debut, Shrute twists his ankle. Is out for 5 weeks.
13/09: Olujawon suffers the exact same fate. Out for 5 weeks.
14/09: Dickson out for 3 weeks with a groin strain.
15/09: Verstraeten out for 3 weeks with a chest injury.
18/09: Oper gets into a fight, is out for 9 days with a bruised jaw.
20/09: Bruised shin for Harrison. Out for 9 days.
27/09: Southgate ends up fighting whoever knocked out Oper. Ends up with a bruised jaw himself. Out for 10 days.
29/09: Oper out with bruised thigh, only 9 days.
30/09: Pedersen suffers strained ankle ligaments just as he hit form. Out for 5 weeks.
30/09: The first we hear from Keaney this month is that he tears his hamstring and is out for 3 months. Tough luck
Balotelli-moments:
09/09: 7 games in, Tracz is still struggling to get his first goal, the press claims he's losing confidence.
13/09: James Hall sent off, gets 1 match ban.
Awards:
02/09: Burmeister named in VCS TotW
02/09: Webster named in VCN TotW
16/09: Chong named in VCN TotW
23/09:: Matta-Garcia, Chong and Pedersen named in VCN TotW
Most goals: Sheahan, Dickson & Scott: 6 goals
Most assists: Charley Mason: 5 assists
Longest distance covered: Sean Keaney: 95.9km (almost 20 km ahead of #2)
Most dribbles completed: Sean Keaney: 38 (11 more than #2)
Most aerial duels won: Dan Newton: 60 (23 more than #2)
Most mistakes: Aaron Weight & Jean-Michel Masson: 2
Most tackles won: Douglas Carmichael: 39
Most times offside: Dan Newton: 16
Highest avg rating: Eric Batheron: 8.04
Lowest avg rating: Alexandre Skromov: 6.46
Conference South Player of the Month: Tom O'Neill comes 3rd.
SpuddyTheCouchPotato
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You're doing a better job than I could, Znik!
JamesScott2908
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Love the updates, This is brilliant, Will you be posting the screenshots at the end of each season as I appreciate 42 is a lot of work! Fastest goal in VCS and joint top scorer on 6 hoorahh!! Als plaing for staines just reminds me of Ali G - Big up the Staines Massive!
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No news on Dynamite though is he playing?
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Season 1: October
Match events: Season 1: October
04/10: Jackson on form! 1 goal for the full back who wins MoM. Rating: 8.30
10/10: Neubeuer on form for WALES U19's! (against San Marino mind you) MoM, 1 assist. Rating: 8.00.
18/10: Ayub makes his professional debut.
18/10: Farrell scores 2 and wins MoM. Rating: 8.50
25/10: The coach has finally found Olujawon's position and plays him as a striker. He scores 2 and sends Wealdstone through in the cup. Named MoM. Rating: 8.20
28/10: Sheahan keeps scoring. Scores 1 and wins MoM. Rating: 9.00
Injuries:
01/10: Carmichael out for 11 days with a gashed head.
04/10: Illtyd out with a fractured arm, 4 weeks.
04/10: Vaughan out for 3 weeks with a gashed leg.
07/10: Matta-Garcia out for 3 weeks with a groin strain.
07/10: Heubach suffers concussion after running into Burmeister in the game between the two. Out for 10 days.
13/10: Webster suffers injury playing for Australia u20's. Is out for 3 weeks.
24/10: Hall out for 2 months with a hip injury after some hip-related past time activities.
31/10: Scott out for 3 weeks with a groin strain.
Balotelli-moments:
04/10: Breitling sent off for violent conduct. A disciplinary hearing will determine if he gets more than a 1 match ban.
04/10: Matta-Garcia becomes first to get 5 yellow cards. 1 match ban.
11/10: Breitling only gets a 1 match ban. Turns out violent conduct is pretty normal in Conference.
Awards:
07/10: Jackson named in VCS TotW
07/10: Matta-Garcia named in VCN TotW
21/10: Farrell named in VCS TotW
Most goals: Hilderink & Sheahan: 8 goals
Most assists: Charley Mason: 6 assists
Longest distance covered: Dan Newton: 117.4km (Keany is still 3rd)
Most dribbles completed: Sheahan & Hilderink: 39
Most aerial duels won: Dan Newton: 93 (36 more than #2)
Most mistakes: Aaron Weight & Jean-Michel Masson: 2
Most tackles won: Douglas Carmichael: 62
Most times offside: Shane Tracz: 24
Highest avg rating: Eric Batheron: 8.04 (only 5 games)
Lowest avg rating: Alexandre Skromov: 6.61
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Most goals and most completed dribbles, very good start Hilderink !
I will post screens at the end of the season (possibly in September, after all transfers have gone through, in order to see new wages and such!)
I will also post a screen of the stats halfway through the season (just a overview of the shortlist) so let me know what stats you want included. And yes 42 players is a lot of work
No news on Dynamite though
Dynamite has started 5 games, and come on as a sub in 6. He is often tired though, and needs a rest! Possibly because of off-the-pitch activities at other players houses during day-time.