Average Joe
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Haha
"pft....didn't wana win anyway"
"pft....didn't wana win anyway"
We were travelling to Ponferrada for our next game with Ponferradini by bus. I was sitting in front of the bus and the youths at the back of the bus. Typical young people, sitting in the back listening to music and talking stupid things.
We had 46 kilometers to go when I heard Anderson say something about my leg. I sat up, started walking to the back of the bus. I saw, how they stopped laughing and saying to Marcus to calm down.
I stood in front of Marcus and his teammates. I looked good at them to put the fear of gods in them. It worked. Marcus started nervously biting his lower lip. He was sweating.
"What's so funny?" I asked. I could see they were all too scared of me to speak. I liked it.
"What is so funny?" I repeated, saying one word at a time.
"No-no-nothing, sir," Michel told me.
I looked at Dalle and said: "I wasn't asking you. I was asking Anderson. Now, Marcus, tell me, what's so funny?"
Marcus: "Like Michel said, nothing, sir."
"Was it my leg you were making fun of? I mean, my no-leg is funny, eh?"
I took off my peg leg and showed it to him, aggressively.
"This is so funny, yeah? Do you want one too? I can cut your leg off if you want to wear a peg leg. Oh yeah, peg legs are so cool and funny. Look at me, I got a peg leg. I must be awesome now, You ******."
Then I hit him with my leg right in the face and walked away. They were all shocked. They feared me more than ever. Marcus wasn't gonna play next game. He will maybe get a game against Valencia, but only if he acts good the following days.
Second highest average rating in the league? A RB...Guess the game rates attacking numbers more
Second highest average rating in the league? A RB...
I'm really happy with the team's performance, but why do you have my picture as the backdrop? xD
That's a little too much, don't ya think? I mean, I will get kicked out soon anyway