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BaP Team Mode Story - US Against Them
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Yes, in crayon because we're all thick as **** but decent at football
What is this crayon of which you speak?
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What... You got run over by Optimus Prime? Holy ****!
Get better soon, Salamanca needs its megalomanic football genius after all.
Get better soon, Salamanca needs its megalomanic football genius after all.
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After Jose Telstar had been in coma for a day, the owner, Alan the teenager, visited the complex for the very first time.
Alan was an American, who actually didn't care much of football. All he wanted to do was light up bags of dog **** in different countries. And it was his first time in Espanol.
As he was in the hallway, he asked a security guard where Juan Pedro, AM, was. He said Pedro was in the in-door stadium training the little people.
Alan used a segway to go forward 26 meters, to the door of the stadium. It was a long way actually, for a fat man or in this case boy.
He stood on the segway next to the pitch. He yelled:" Pedro!! My main man. How ya doing? Don't tell me, cause I actually don't care. Anyways, dude, have heard what happened?"
JP (Juan Pedro): What do you mean? Nothing has happened.
A: So you haven't heard? Before I tell you, chack out these new kicks my mom got me. Ain't they ******* cool. They even shine in the dark. I love these shoes. Cost only thousand bucks. Oh, yeah, the incident. Telstar got hit by a car.
JP: A CAR!! How did that happen??
A: It was actually a semi truck.
JP: A ******* semi?!? There aren't any focking semi's here.
A: His in coma. Been a day. Can't believe you didn't know. Duude, look at those shoes. Where did that number 18 get those. I gotta have me some.
JP: Is he going to be okay?
A: Should be. He has broken 8 or something like that bones. I think it was a leg, something in the schest. I don't know. I was playing Angry Birds, when they told me what had happened.
JP: ******* Christ. ****, ****, ****. What happens to the club now? How we gonna win things without him? We gonna go back to Third Division. Why, god, WHY!!?!?!?!
A: I was actually thinking you could take over, while the ****** is out. If you do well you might even get his job. The ****** was a money sucking vampire.
JP: I guess I can give it a try, but I won't take his job while he is still alive..
A: Then it's settled. Get on with whatever you were doing before.
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I will go on a holiday and let my assistant manager Juan Pedro take control until Telstar gets better.
It was one day to the first game Juan Pedro had to manage. Previously Telstar had taken care of everyhing, leaving very little for Pedro to do. Pedro was nervous. He did not know what tactic to use, which players to play. And to make things worse, his first game was against Real Betis.
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It was one day to the first game Juan Pedro had to manage. Previously Telstar had taken care of everyhing, leaving very little for Pedro to do. Pedro was nervous. He did not know what tactic to use, which players to play. And to make things worse, his first game was against Real Betis.
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I just googled it....and nope
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As Pedro was sitting in Telstar's office, he thought "What would Jose Telstar do?"
He decided to go with a 4-4-1-1. A formation Telstar would never use.
Game-day
It was time for Pedro to show, what he could do.
First half finished 0-0
In the second half Keaney got injured and the game finished 0-0
Disappointing first match for Juan. Telstar would have won that.
Keaney is out for 4 months with torn calf muscle.
In next update: Will Telstar live or die? Will he stay in the coma? Will Pedro become First Team Manager?
As Pedro was sitting in Telstar's office, he thought "What would Jose Telstar do?"
He decided to go with a 4-4-1-1. A formation Telstar would never use.
Game-day
It was time for Pedro to show, what he could do.
First half finished 0-0
In the second half Keaney got injured and the game finished 0-0
Disappointing first match for Juan. Telstar would have won that.
Keaney is out for 4 months with torn calf muscle.
In next update: Will Telstar live or die? Will he stay in the coma? Will Pedro become First Team Manager?
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The first thing I saw, when I woke up, was the snow-white ceiling. It had a water smudge on it, that resembled Jamie Carragher. All I could remember about Carragher was that he was an amateur compared to me.
I turned my head left, where, on the table I saw a card. I knew it was Gigante, because he couldn't even spell his name, when I first met him. He was not the brightest person I had met.
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Left arm had a large bruise on it, but otherwise it was fine My right arm was in a cast. I slowly turned my eyes to my right leg, which was also in a cast. I looked at my left leg. I must have been under the blanket, cause there was nothing on it. With my left hand I removed the blanket and to my horrors, nothing was there.It was completely empty. There was only a charpie covering my knee, but know foot, no toes and no leg.
JT (Jose Telstar): Aaahhhhh!!!! Where's my ******* leg?!??!!? What have you done to it!!!!!
N (Nurse): Calm down, sir. It's alright.
JT: What do you mean it's alright!??! My ******* leg is missing. Where is it?
N: We had to cut it off.
JT: Cut it off..
I passed out.
When I woke up again, the doctor was there, waiting, looking at the chart, then at me, again looking at the chart and again at me. He did it repeatedly many times.
"Do you remember about your legs?" he asked
"I do. I only have one," I answered. I had already accepted, that I have only one leg. I think I accepted it quicly thanks to my mental illnesses. Maybe I had a new personality to protect me from shock about losing my leg and being in an accident.
"Well, good then," he mumbled leaving the room
"Wait!" I yelled:"What day is it?"
"7th January, why?" he became curius
"7th? How did the game with Elche finished? How did it finish? Did we win?" I asked
"Right, you're the manager. I like where you've taken this team. It's my new favourite team. Only one in Salamanca" Doctor said, before I interrupted him
"The score, THE SCORE!?!" I frantically asked once again
"Oh yeah, yeah. They haven't played that well as they did with you, you know. With Betis we drew 0-0, I think and with Elche, what was it, what was it. Oh yeah, it finished 1-1. Vermaelen scored. That Pedro there in the club signed him when you were out."
"Good, good. We still have a chance, if I manage. When do I get out?"
"On the ninth. We'll check you for a few days, make sure you don't bleed to death and then you can go on your merry way."
He left the room. I knew I could manage the next game if I recover fast.
I fell asleep.
The first thing I saw, when I woke up, was the snow-white ceiling. It had a water smudge on it, that resembled Jamie Carragher. All I could remember about Carragher was that he was an amateur compared to me.
I turned my head left, where, on the table I saw a card. I knew it was Gigante, because he couldn't even spell his name, when I first met him. He was not the brightest person I had met.
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Left arm had a large bruise on it, but otherwise it was fine My right arm was in a cast. I slowly turned my eyes to my right leg, which was also in a cast. I looked at my left leg. I must have been under the blanket, cause there was nothing on it. With my left hand I removed the blanket and to my horrors, nothing was there.It was completely empty. There was only a charpie covering my knee, but know foot, no toes and no leg.
JT (Jose Telstar): Aaahhhhh!!!! Where's my ******* leg?!??!!? What have you done to it!!!!!
N (Nurse): Calm down, sir. It's alright.
JT: What do you mean it's alright!??! My ******* leg is missing. Where is it?
N: We had to cut it off.
JT: Cut it off..
I passed out.
When I woke up again, the doctor was there, waiting, looking at the chart, then at me, again looking at the chart and again at me. He did it repeatedly many times.
"Do you remember about your legs?" he asked
"I do. I only have one," I answered. I had already accepted, that I have only one leg. I think I accepted it quicly thanks to my mental illnesses. Maybe I had a new personality to protect me from shock about losing my leg and being in an accident.
"Well, good then," he mumbled leaving the room
"Wait!" I yelled:"What day is it?"
"7th January, why?" he became curius
"7th? How did the game with Elche finished? How did it finish? Did we win?" I asked
"Right, you're the manager. I like where you've taken this team. It's my new favourite team. Only one in Salamanca" Doctor said, before I interrupted him
"The score, THE SCORE!?!" I frantically asked once again
"Oh yeah, yeah. They haven't played that well as they did with you, you know. With Betis we drew 0-0, I think and with Elche, what was it, what was it. Oh yeah, it finished 1-1. Vermaelen scored. That Pedro there in the club signed him when you were out."
"Good, good. We still have a chance, if I manage. When do I get out?"
"On the ninth. We'll check you for a few days, make sure you don't bleed to death and then you can go on your merry way."
He left the room. I knew I could manage the next game if I recover fast.
I fell asleep.
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I was up and ready to leave in the morning of the eleventh. It meant that I had missed the Las Palmas game. I couldn't get my revenge after the first game we had with Palmas this season. Luckily we won. 1-0. Goal scored by Palacio. Bought by Pedro. I'm gonna make him tutor someone and the put him in the reserves.
I had gotten an artificial leg and a cane. Not Harry Kane, just an old ordinary cane. It had 4 legs with and old tennis ball on each four ends. I was gonna change it to a better one as soon as I left the hospital.
I left the Hospital at 5 O'clock at morning. I told the taxi driver to go to the nearest supermarket. I bought a cane. An awesome cane.
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Do you like these kind of updates (story or kind of like managers POV) or should I go back to the old updates?
I was up and ready to leave in the morning of the eleventh. It meant that I had missed the Las Palmas game. I couldn't get my revenge after the first game we had with Palmas this season. Luckily we won. 1-0. Goal scored by Palacio. Bought by Pedro. I'm gonna make him tutor someone and the put him in the reserves.
I had gotten an artificial leg and a cane. Not Harry Kane, just an old ordinary cane. It had 4 legs with and old tennis ball on each four ends. I was gonna change it to a better one as soon as I left the hospital.
I left the Hospital at 5 O'clock at morning. I told the taxi driver to go to the nearest supermarket. I bought a cane. An awesome cane.
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I love them but can I call you pegleg
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Dang that Pedro... Bringing players as if the club was his to command.
How big is the mess he caused? How many players brought over?
I guess they could make decent tutors though... In Vermaelen case if he ever gets to leave the infirmary first that is (that guy is a walking injury magnet).
Welcome home, get in the bench now as it's time to make miracles again ^^
How big is the mess he caused? How many players brought over?
I guess they could make decent tutors though... In Vermaelen case if he ever gets to leave the infirmary first that is (that guy is a walking injury magnet).
Welcome home, get in the bench now as it's time to make miracles again ^^
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It was the thirteenth. Time to beat Elche. I decided to go with 4-2-3-1 Wide. We needed win or a high-scoring draw to go to the Quarter Final. To be honest, I thought I had gone quite far with a bunch of youngsters.
I was tired. Mostly because I wasn't used to walking with a peg leg. I had requested a wooden one, just because I always wanted to be a pirate. Now I only had to lose an eye and say aye.
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It started off as a normal possession based game. We tried to dominate midfield, then they tried to dominate the midfield.
Breakthrough came, when Adrian put a well placed shot behind Dalle on the 24th minute. It was very well placed. Dalle didn't have chance.
In the second half it all started again - possession play.
We still hadn't made an impact by the 65th minute.
I decided to go more attacking on the 69th minute. Wingers turned into Inside Forwards and Attacking Midfielder moved to striker position. I told Dickson, as he readied himself to go onto the field, to tell his teammates to get the ball up no matter what. Only attack.
And then, on the 71st minute, it happened. Garcia with the cross after a corner and Lewie "Offside" Roberts equalized with a header.
However our joy didn't get to stay for long. Just a minute later oppositions Jonathas scored a header, just like Roberts.
On the 74th minute they almost would have gone into the lead with 2 goals. Luckily they failed to capitalize on Massinaldo's mistake
We still needed a goal to qualify for Quarter Final.
Messinaldo decided to make up for his mistake by scoring from close-range on 81st minute.
Only 12 more minutes to go. 5 minutes. 1 minute...
And WE'RE THROUGH!!!!!
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Our next opponent is Valencia. I'm afraid it could be the last games for us this season in the cup.
I was tired. Mostly because I wasn't used to walking with a peg leg. I had requested a wooden one, just because I always wanted to be a pirate. Now I only had to lose an eye and say aye.
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It started off as a normal possession based game. We tried to dominate midfield, then they tried to dominate the midfield.
Breakthrough came, when Adrian put a well placed shot behind Dalle on the 24th minute. It was very well placed. Dalle didn't have chance.
In the second half it all started again - possession play.
We still hadn't made an impact by the 65th minute.
I decided to go more attacking on the 69th minute. Wingers turned into Inside Forwards and Attacking Midfielder moved to striker position. I told Dickson, as he readied himself to go onto the field, to tell his teammates to get the ball up no matter what. Only attack.
And then, on the 71st minute, it happened. Garcia with the cross after a corner and Lewie "Offside" Roberts equalized with a header.
However our joy didn't get to stay for long. Just a minute later oppositions Jonathas scored a header, just like Roberts.
On the 74th minute they almost would have gone into the lead with 2 goals. Luckily they failed to capitalize on Massinaldo's mistake
We still needed a goal to qualify for Quarter Final.
Messinaldo decided to make up for his mistake by scoring from close-range on 81st minute.
Only 12 more minutes to go. 5 minutes. 1 minute...
And WE'RE THROUGH!!!!!
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Our next opponent is Valencia. I'm afraid it could be the last games for us this season in the cup.
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Dream Team at work again
Are we still the two highest avg ratings in the league?If you were to come in like that everyday, I think we'd be motivated by fear to win the league