BaP Team Mode Story - US Against Them

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Because the kid.. players (they hate, when I call them kids) had benn playing so well, I decided to reward them.

The first present wasasking the board to make the stadium bigger. They always tell me, how they would like to play in front of a larger crowd.

The second gift will be new kits. I ordered the graphics from a dude I know, bornexplorer88. I know, a weird name. But it's a catchy one. I like it. I only had them make 23 home, away and alternative kits. For the fans I had them make a bit different kits, because I want my players to feel special. They have the only 69, hihi, most unique kits ever made.

And for the third and last present I gave all of them Rolex wathes. They were all so very happy. The only thing they don't know is that the watches are fake. I couldn't possibly afford 23 Rolex watches on my salary.


 
How could you give us fake watches!!! XD
I thought your earn a lot of money
 
I thought them watches smelled funny! You thought you'd seen Angry Burrito up until now, but wait until Burrito contacts his cousin, who is an expert at ehm... modified watches! Better keep playing Burrito to keep him from bursting into complete Tabasco-mode!
 
Gigante can't tell the time anyway so he is probably just happy you gave him something shiny :)
 

I was in my home. I was famished. I went to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator door and took a bucket of strawberries out. It wasn't a small bucket. This bucket could hold seven kilograms of strawberries and it was full. I had cleaned and washed the berries last night after the Atletico match. It was a relaxing activity.

I took a bowl and put strawberries in it with a spoon. 3..6..9..12..15..18..21.. I counted in my mind. 21 was enough. I put the bucket back into the refrigerator. I made all the straawberries into two pieces by putting my spoon thgrough them. I made them into halves because they were quite large strawberries and by doing this the juice of them comes out.

I went to my second refrigerator, which was on the opposing side of the first one. I took aut milk started pouring it on the berries. Milk started to **** pinkish from the strawberries juice. The carton was empty and I threw it out. I looked into my refrigerator. I was out of milk. I didn't want to go outside, so I accepted that half of my strawberries weren't going to get milk.


I went to my living room with strawberries and started to play Football Manager 14 on my desktop. The only reason I played it was because I could put my mind to use, not to good use, but to use.


Playing that game, I always turned into a madman. I tried to win Real Madrid or Milan with ridiculous tactics. This way I wouldn't want to play with ridiculous tacticsin real life, cause I'd get my satisfaction from the game.


 
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It had been a hard six months. For these 6 months I had gotten about only 360 hours of sleep, averaging 2 hours a day. My eyes were red, bags under them and I was drinking coffee every few hours and eating caffeine pills like candy. I was out of control. Liga BBVA was too exciting for me. Too much different kind of teams, different styles of play, different tactics to use against them and I liked it. I enjoyed it. I relished it. It was, what I had been looking for my whole life, the Ultimate Challenge.


I think I had quite well. Only yhing I regret is the defeat against Granada. I was supid in that game. STUPID!
Overall, I had done well. Fans, Players and Board loved me, I didn't love them.


League had gone really well, actually. I was in the position, where I could get to participate in EURO Cup or Champions League. I was satisfied.


The players even gave me a present. All of them had contributed some amount of money to the gift. They had given me a house, a huge house, a villa.

They thought I was poor, but it was a lie. I never actually told them I was rich or poor. I just always drove a Lada to training and matches. Sometimes I would even come earlier to the complex, stay in my car and pretend to be sleeping. It was a long con but it paid off. They have started to give me stuff.

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LEAGUE AND EVERYTHING ELSE

RESULTS

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TABLE

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PLAYER STATS

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CUP

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We're all only 18 and we bought you a villa?

What kind of wages are we on? :P
 
Gigante loving it, morale: Supoiiib.

Highest pass completion ratio, keeping it simple from the middle :)

Hope Telstar can get a decent night sleep before something el terrible happens to him again


*Fans, Players and Board loved me, I didn't love them.*

(and don't pretend you haven't got a soft spot for that giant oaf! ;) )
 
You made Burrito angry with the watches, and he's taken it out on the opposition! He's on fire! It could be a good plan to keep making him angry it seems! :D
 
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