Technically all of mine would be.
Although would be happy to splash the cash on Elio Smarra from Bari... 'cept since coming on loan he's gone from $750k transfer to $1.1M aaaaand my transfer budget of $45k may not stretch far enough.
I managed to coax Zinedine Zidane out of retirement to come and play in goal for my Dagenham & Redbridge game and he pays me to play, without doubt the bargain of the century!
Mellis on a free in July for Aberdeen and shipped onto Leeds for £1m in the window, best thing was everybody agreed it was a great bit of business as he never really fitted in.