Huddersfield Town
(Studio) In breaking news, Huddersfield Town, currently 19th in Premier League, has been sold for 361 million pounds to Zlatan Ibrahimovič. We have Alice Wonderland on the ground, where the symbolic exchange of stadium keys is happening. Hit it, Alice!
(Alice) Okay, we are here Kirklees Stadium. We can already see Dean Hoyle up on the podium, but Ibra is nowwhere to be seen. But that is normal. Ibrahimovic has always been an eccentric person. Alright there is a very nice sports car, I can't tell you what model, cause I am not good with cars. It's quite close now and I'm getting info from my cameraman, that the car is actually Mini Cooper with the roof teared off. A HUGE man is coming out, and IT IS IBRAAAAA!!! Oooh, I love him!!!! (
Music I'm so excited starts to play).
(Ibrahimovič) Thank you for the keys. I will be moving here indefinitely and helping the club in future win the Premier League. So in order to win it, the first season I will be playing for the club myself. I have also brought in a good manager. A manaer who deserves a second chance. If he fails I'll kick him in the face with my heel!
Since I am coming in at half season and Dean here crapped the bed, I needed to makes some transfers, so these are all the other transfers I have made! Have a fantastic Ibra day to eveyone!
(Alice) So, the man himself brought in himself, because you know the ego of this man, HUGE but lovely! Second one he brought in was Lorenzo Pellegrini, a WUNDERKIND from AS Roma. He will most likely be the man who Zlatan hopes will give him the most assists.
Third was Carlos Vela. His partner up front. It is good that he brought the mexican also, cause there have been some reports that Ibra might be injured himself.
Fourth was Andriy Lunin, also a WUNDERKIND, first transfer from Ream Madrid, is a goalkeeper from COUGH-chernobyl-COUGH!
Fifth and last is Andriy Lunins teammate Jesus Vallejo, another defensive addition.
Most likely the biggest surprise was that he managed to bring in a big cannon like Jose Mourinho. If anyone is able to help them it is the combo of Ibra and Mourinho. Although they most likely will fall down to Championship, hahhahahahaahaa. But **** is Zlatan fine piece of ***.