Chelsea sign Fernando Torres

[Alex]

torres joined chelsea because him and terry like wife-swapping.

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[Ride The Walrus]

Don't think medical needs to be done before deadline?

 

[Blynd1]

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what he said was bad. but that's worse.



His armband proved he was a red, Torres, Torres.
til a Russian wallet turned his head, Torres, Torres.
the scousers cried cos 'nando' lied
he runs with pound signs in his eyes.
Fernando Torres john terrys bit on the side

 

[Scott]

Something tells me you made that up on the spot

How did you know babez..?

 

[Waseyx]

His armband proved he was scum
Torres, Torres
Vidic will make you look like a chum
Torres, Torres
You should of come to us
Fernando Torres, your a ******* ****

Something tells me you didn't watch the game where Torres made Vidic look like a fool when we won 4-1

 

[DMF]

How did you know babez..?

Meh, just a hunch.

 

[Snypar]

Eurosport: Okay the rumours are that Torres is good to go but it's being held back until Carroll goes through. That strikes me as wise.

Wait, what?

 

[Giggles]

26 minutes to go.. Getting fed up of the ***** stood behind the camera waving and thinking their famous etc.

 

[Micky139]

Bit off point now lads, but what happened to chelseas transfer embargo thing?

 

[Giggles]

Bit off point now lads, but what happened to chelseas transfer embargo thing?

They appealed it a long time ago, and it was lifted.

 

[donkarlito]

Arried at stamford bridge

 

[Ride The Walrus]

Arried at stamford bridge

A while ago

 

[Scott]

Something tells me you didn't watch the game where Torres made Vidic look like a fool when we won 4-1

Something tells me, You havent watched football since then..? You know Vidic has gone on to be the best defender in world football and torres has gone on to be a walking sick note...?

 

[Ride The Walrus]

Something tells me, You havent watched football since then..? You know Vidic has gone on to be the best defender in world football and torres has gone on to be a walking sick note...?

Torres hasn't been injured since about September...
Best defender in world football? looooool

 

[DMF]

Something tells me, You havent watched football since then..? You know Vidic has gone on to be the best defender in world football and torres has gone on to be a walking sick note...?

A thread with Liverpool and Chelsea managed to last 40 pages before Scott started an argument.. must be a record!

 

[iluxon4ik]

Sky Sports News have confirmed Fernando Torres is at Stamford Bridge as the clock ticks down.

 

[CJACKO11]

Torres hasn't been injured since about September...
Best defender in world football? looooool

Sorry but Vidic is the best centre half in the world at this current moment.

 

[iamauser]

Something tells me, You havent watched football since then..? You know Vidic has gone on to be the best defender in world football and torres has gone on to be a walking sick note...?

until they play each other, then Vidic becomes Torres' *****

 

[Stu.]

Sorry but Vidic is the best centre half in the world at this current moment.

I would disagree and say Sol Campbell, but some may disagree...
oO)

 

[Ramires]

Will we gt torres?