Chelsea sign Fernando Torres

[DMF]

His armband proved he was a red Torres, Torres.
But now he plays in Blue instead, Torres, Torres.
Just ask Wayne Bridge and you will see,
That bad things happen at Chelsea,
Fernando Torres, John Terry will **** your wife!

 

[drezzy86]

Chelsea TV has a transfer Window special which started at 10

 

[Alex]

Cheerslads

 

[Tubpac]

Anyone knows if torres passed the medical test?

 

[namski]

LOL, never thought i will be so happy at seeing Torres leave.

Carroll + Suarez matchmake in heaven <3

 

[DMF]

Anyone knows if torres passed the medical test?

He's only just arrived at Stamford Bridge.. going to have to be a very quick medical if they want everything to go through in time.

 

[drezzy86]

Anyone knows if torres passed the medical test?

Scott Minto on Chelsea TV just said he can confirm Torres is At Stamford Bridge

 

[Danny]

His armband proved he was a red,
Torres, Torres,
we ****** him off and signed Suarez,
Torres, Torres,
now he's playing for the Scum, Where every day he'll swallow ***,
Fernando Torres, Romans bit on the side!

Bye, Torres.

 

[CJACKO11]

He's only just arrived at Stamford Bridge.. going to have to be a very quick medical if they want everything to go through in time.

I may be wrong but i believe at times Chelsea use the hospital to do medicals. So maybe he has done it.

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His armband proved he was a red,
Torres, Torres,
we ****** him off and signed Suarez,
Torres, Torres,
now he's playing for the Scum, Where every day he'll swallow ***,
Fernando Torres, Romans bit on the side!

Bye, Torres.

Ill swallow his *** if he scores goals on a regular basis lol.

 

[saroy94]

Torres joined Chelsea because him and Terry like wife-swapping.

 

[DMF]

I may be wrong but i believe at times Chelsea use the hospital to do medicals. So maybe he has done it.

Ill swallow his *** if he scores goals on a regular basis lol.

Don't think so.. he only left Liverpool a few hours ago and had to get from there to London via helicopter.. so there wouldn't have been much time.

Andy Carroll is still doing his medical and that deal happened before the Torres one. Maybe his medical will be a quick once over and they'll do a full medical at his first training session?

 

[Danny]

I may be wrong but i believe at times Chelsea use the hospital to do medicals. So maybe he has done it.

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Ill swallow his *** if he scores goals on a regular basis lol.

You'll need to buy another Injury Table just for him.

 

[CalumE5]

Ill swallow his *** if he scores goals on a regular basis lol.

Thought you said you weren't going to make promises

 

[CJACKO11]

Torres joined Chelsea because him and Terry like wife-swapping.

Good one oO)

 

[Scott]

His armband proved he was scum
Torres, Torres
Vidic will make you look like a chum
Torres, Torres
You should of come to us
Fernando Torres, your a ******* ****

 

[SamScfc]

Got a feeling it won't happen..

 

[Ramires]

Torres joined Chelsea because him and Terry like wife-swapping.

just like me and your mum swap digits?

 

[DMF]

His armband proved he was scum
Torres, Torres
Vidic will make you look like a chum
Torres, Torres
You should of come to us
Fernando Torres, your a ******* ****

Something tells me you made that up on the spot

 

[oja20]

He can do the medical tomorrow

 

[CJACKO11]

You'll need to buy another Injury Table just for him.

Can we have our one back we gave you in the deal with Joe Cole??

Thought you said you weren't going to make promises

This one is dirty though.

Don't think so.. he only left Liverpool a few hours ago and had to get from there to London via helicopter.. so there wouldn't have been much time.

Andy Carroll is still doing his medical and that deal happened before the Torres one. Maybe his medical will be a quick once over and they'll do a full medical at his first training session?

Yer maybe, the paperwork is the main thing to get done tonight.