England vs Ghana - Tues 29th March

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Have been singing his praises all season tbf - Said he was a great signing and would be one of the best this season.. I think he has. Burst onto the big stage at the WC and great to have in the PL

I've been saying the same aswell. It's pretty weird that he was struggling at club level though, then he stars for his country at the WC and goes on to do well at a Premiership club...very strange.
 
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Carroll's leg looks very odd
 
I wish I was from Ghana, they seem to be having fun all the time

Good game and fair result.
 
That picture is making it's way around twitter!
 
What were the rules to this drinking game?

Me and my friend have too much time on our hands. We just came up with this:

England vs Ghana drinking game!

What you need:
1 TV (or more)
Some friends (I understand this may be a problem for some of us – Joel’ – but you can cope I’m sure)
A fuckton of alcohol.

Rules:
Simple, really. Just follow the chart below.

Chart:

Take ONE shot if:

Gareth Barry loses the ball
Gareth Barry is outpaced by someone
Gary Cahill tries an ambitious 40 yard pass out of defence
Asamoah Gyan does a dance
Andy Carroll flicks it on to nobody
Glen Johnson makes a horrific mistake
The commentators get the two Mensahs mixed up
The commentators refer to James Milner as “versatile”
The commentators refer to Andy Carroll as “towering”
The commentators say that Ashley Young/Jack Wilshere/Leighton Baines has been in fine form for their club this season
Adrian Chiles pronounces a name incorrectly
Jack Wilshere gets his own segment on the buildup
There is a reference to the missing England players
There is a reference to the captaincy
Fabio Capello has no reaction when England score
Ashley Young blazes a freekick miles over the bar
Sulley Muntari has a strop
You see a Sunderland fan with a Ghanaian and English flag

Take TWO shots if:

Gareth Barry is outpaced by a defender
Gareth Barry tries an ambitious 30 yard effort and misses completely
Gary Cahill and Phil Jagielka accidentally tackle each other
Andy Carroll gets in a fight
Andy Carroll is referred to as “a beast”
The commentators refer to James Milner as a “workhorse”
The commentators attempt a ‘hilarious’ (racist) pun with one of the Ghana players names
Ghana do a synchronised group dance to celebrate a goal
Sulley Muntari has a fight with a teammate

Take THREE shots if:


Gareth Barry gets outpaced by a goalkeeper/the ref
Gareth Barry tries an ambitious 30 yard effort and it goes in
The commentators say that Gareth Barry has been in fine form this season
England do a synchronised group dance to celebrate a goal
Andy Carroll gets in a fight... with himself
The camera pans to a dejected Rio Ferdinand in the crowd
Jack Wilshere is suggested as England captain
Ashley Young demands to play in the centre
Sulley Muntari gets sent off/refuses to play

Down the bottle if:

England and Ghana have a danceoff
Asamoah Gyan handballs it on the line to prevent England winning
Gareth Barry gets subbed off (hey, you gotta celebrate these things)
An England player inevitably gets injured
England play with a 4-4-2 (have to numb the pain somehow)

Just for the sake of posting it again.. (6)
 
cheers! I couldnt find it earlier (although i didnt look to hard as my internet is **** tonight!)
Still need a round of the jeff stelling game 1 saturday!
 
GYAN!!! WOOOP
I hought England were really good and we finally have a formation that seems to work with everyone..
Ghanas credit they played fantastic great passing and movement
and the crowd seemed to be like a party but i am happy for Ghana :)
 
No offence intended, but on the highlights when Gyan scored, the camera went over to the crowd and there was a fat white guy cheering surrounded by black supporters, i thought it was funny, anyone notice that?
 
I thought England played well, considering they were missing certain first team players and the formation and team are playing some decent footy now. Lescott didn't look too good tonight, and his marking is pretty bad.
Final match stats say 60-40% posssession, 85.7% pass rate & 13-10 tackles for England, so there's hope.
Ghana are ranked like 16th in the world, and play really nice football too keeping possession and making sexy passes.

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Carroll's leg looks very odd

Photoshop lol.

Also..Does anybody else notice Carroll's ***** as he shoots (off)?
 
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