now then boozemonster! hows the station? ill be seeing you soon in there as me and jade aint gonna sort our relationship out if shes working behind the bar while im sat at it drinking to excess and trying my best to remove anyone-who-tries-it-on-with-her's legs from the general vacinity of thier person......anyhow, back on topic as its would be rather contradictory.
1. nice thread, i think man city are getting to be equally as annoying on this site as they are in real life. suppose its another triumph in fm's quest to be as real to life a manager sim as you can buy!!
2. my "manchester city guide" will appear at the bottom of this post.
3. i thought of maybe a few threads which were private and you can only get into them if you prove yourself not to be a spammer, spaff, idiot, man city noob manager, or general annoyance.
4. please help me on my problem thread in general discussion, im at my wits end, really. off topic i know, but relevant in the sense that sensible people are posting on this thread and sensible answers are what i need.......
i thought this man city guide might be helpful......quote it and sticky it if you like it.....
"man city guide.......
Tactics: Download one, dont bother making one as you'll only double post a triple thread with spelling mistakes telling us all about it and to top it all off the download link will take us all to a picture of me nana's piles.....
Players: Go to "search"---->"players" and then click "filters". after arriving here, pat yourself on the back and throw yourself a fish. then customise the filter as so......select "value"----->"at least"------>"£30million". Then blindfold youself, spin around ten times whilst balancing a broom shaft on your head, move the mouse in a big circle on the screen and click at random. whichever player you have chosen, selct "make offer", then buy him. repeat this as desired followed by another fish.
USEFULL TIPS: if your manchester city team is not performing to required standards, follow my simple tip.......simply click on "quit game"---->"yes"------>when met with your desktop select "my computer"------>right click on "C: drive"------>"format hard drive"....then remove football manager from your disk drive, place the cd back in the box and follow these simple instructions.......go to "fat chris"----->"gamestation"----->"trade please"----->
hope this helps! dont forget the fish now!"