Here's the database, face pack and some spare faces
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Following our club's dominance over FIFA Online Clubs, our next conquest would naturally be Football Manager itself. Seeing this opportunity I put out a rallying call to my colleagues to gather forces for our assault on the footballing world, the results of which shall be chronicled below.
Only eight brave warriors heeded the call for troops, so I had to draft in an unwilling inanimate object to bring our numbers to nine, more than enough for such a mission.
The first of these fearsome heroes is the confrontational yet media-friendly, black yet ginger Ronan 'BlingSingh' Pike-Burke. This volatile 6'1" genetic freak begins his quest with the terriers; Huddersfield Town, a key strategic position.
Next up we have the resilient and evasive Cal Sear, who was too lazy to leave his hometown and as such starts at Newcastle United. The only interesting thing about this combatant is his ability to grow a brown moustache despite otherwise having black hair.
Dunc Greenwood is so uncouth that despite being born in Newcastle he was refused citizenship and forced to seek asylum in Belgium, where he befriended the one and only Romelu Lukaku. On the eve of Greenwood's 16th birthday Lukaku obliterated all in his path as his guided the young Dunc to Devon, where he lay low and binged on cider until the summer when he joined Plymouth.
In Blackpool we have stationed the outcome of a freaky encounter between Emile Heskey and Shola Ameobi. As they both tried to perform stepovers on the same ball something incredible and indescribable happened which resulted in Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey Junior, who has been imbued with such power that he has been touted as the next Allie McNab!
Here we have a creature which defies all known races; another black ginger, Jake Miller. Miller has been drafted into the Peterborough Under 18s.
The first of two foreign based players, Jay 'Jao Pricey' Price was initially sent to Rochdale, but unimpressed at his innate inability to pass the ball they kindly told him to **** off, he's now at Ajax and has been labeled the next Gazza, which I can't tell whether is a good or a bad thing.
Joe Williams has also been stationed abroad, choosing to start his conquest con la Città di Palermo. Despite being a Milan fan he couldn't resist the lure of the Pink-Blacks.
The last of our human contingent is the quadruple-chinned Nathan Burbidge, who has already achieved a lot by managing to break Wenger's love of French prepubescent teens by earning a place amongst the Arsenal Under 18s.
The most aggressive of our group, despite being largely inanimate and serving a completely different purpose, Tie Rack needs no introduction.
Wish us luck on this epic journey through the footballing world championing our cause in the face of evil.
I will make the database and facepack available once I've done at least a few of seasons of this. I intend to keep this going for a good while, since I've made it so that most if not all of us will go into management, there will be no set times for updates, they will come when they come, but since I'm unemployed and most likely won't get so much as a look-in for a job before moving in July this should live a long, healthy life.
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Following our club's dominance over FIFA Online Clubs, our next conquest would naturally be Football Manager itself. Seeing this opportunity I put out a rallying call to my colleagues to gather forces for our assault on the footballing world, the results of which shall be chronicled below.
Only eight brave warriors heeded the call for troops, so I had to draft in an unwilling inanimate object to bring our numbers to nine, more than enough for such a mission.
The first of these fearsome heroes is the confrontational yet media-friendly, black yet ginger Ronan 'BlingSingh' Pike-Burke. This volatile 6'1" genetic freak begins his quest with the terriers; Huddersfield Town, a key strategic position.
Next up we have the resilient and evasive Cal Sear, who was too lazy to leave his hometown and as such starts at Newcastle United. The only interesting thing about this combatant is his ability to grow a brown moustache despite otherwise having black hair.
Dunc Greenwood is so uncouth that despite being born in Newcastle he was refused citizenship and forced to seek asylum in Belgium, where he befriended the one and only Romelu Lukaku. On the eve of Greenwood's 16th birthday Lukaku obliterated all in his path as his guided the young Dunc to Devon, where he lay low and binged on cider until the summer when he joined Plymouth.
In Blackpool we have stationed the outcome of a freaky encounter between Emile Heskey and Shola Ameobi. As they both tried to perform stepovers on the same ball something incredible and indescribable happened which resulted in Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey Junior, who has been imbued with such power that he has been touted as the next Allie McNab!
Here we have a creature which defies all known races; another black ginger, Jake Miller. Miller has been drafted into the Peterborough Under 18s.
The first of two foreign based players, Jay 'Jao Pricey' Price was initially sent to Rochdale, but unimpressed at his innate inability to pass the ball they kindly told him to **** off, he's now at Ajax and has been labeled the next Gazza, which I can't tell whether is a good or a bad thing.
Joe Williams has also been stationed abroad, choosing to start his conquest con la Città di Palermo. Despite being a Milan fan he couldn't resist the lure of the Pink-Blacks.
The last of our human contingent is the quadruple-chinned Nathan Burbidge, who has already achieved a lot by managing to break Wenger's love of French prepubescent teens by earning a place amongst the Arsenal Under 18s.
The most aggressive of our group, despite being largely inanimate and serving a completely different purpose, Tie Rack needs no introduction.
Wish us luck on this epic journey through the footballing world championing our cause in the face of evil.
I will make the database and facepack available once I've done at least a few of seasons of this. I intend to keep this going for a good while, since I've made it so that most if not all of us will go into management, there will be no set times for updates, they will come when they come, but since I'm unemployed and most likely won't get so much as a look-in for a job before moving in July this should live a long, healthy life.
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