Pirates of the Caribbean
September 2026 Update
- Awards / Trophies / Transfers / Fun Facts -
MIDE
Coupe de la Ligue Winner with PSG
PSG Best Eleven Team of the Year
Supporters' Player of the Year
Jamaica Best Eleven Team of the Year
CONCACAF Player of the Year Runner Up
New Contract Signed
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Contract Clause
$2,000,000 after 25 Goals
Wage of $500,000/Week
Odd-***** NOTTHATBRIGHT
BPL 16x Team of the Week
BPL 1x Player of the Month
BPL Golden Boot Runner Up
PFA BPL Team of the Year
McDonalds FA Community Shield Runner Up with Chelsea
UEFA Champions League Winner with Chelsea
UEFA Super Cup Winner with Chelsea
UEFA Champions League Dream Team
UEFA Champions League Golden Boot
UEFA Best Player in Europe Winner
CONCACAF Player of the Year Winner
FIFA Ballon d'Or Winner
FIFA/FIFPro World XI of the Year
World Soccer Magazine World Player of the Year Winner
Chelsea Best Eleven of the Year
Chelsea All Time Best Eleven of the Year
Trinidad & Tobago Best Eleven of the Year
Trinidad & Tobago Record for Most Goals in a Match with 4
Jeremy OUILLET-VAREILLE
Liga BBVA 1x Team of the Week
Liga BBVA Winner with Barcelona
Supercope de Espana Winner with Barcelona
Barcelona Best Eleven of the Year
Barcelona Record with 18 Yellow Cards and 5 Red Cards
New Contract Signed
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Contract Clause
Minimum Fee Release Clause of $158,000,000
Jammy DADGER
Coupe de la Ligue Winner with PSG
PSG Best Eleven of the Year
Jamaica Best Eleven of the Year
MEDMAX
Transferred from HSV to Malaga for $3,700,000 in Winter Transfer Window
Jamaica Best Eleven of the Year
Jamaica All Time Best Eleven
Malaga Best Eleven of the Year
Contract Clause
Minimum Fee Release Clause of $37,500,000
WIKIWIKI
Transferred from Bologna to Malaga for $7,250,00 in Summer Transfer Window
Jamaica Best Eleven of the Year
Bologna Best Eleven of the Year
Serie A TIM 3x Team of the Week
Contract Clause
Minimum Fee Release Clause of $27,500,000
Lewie ROBERTS
Transferred from Huddersfield to Montpellier for $5,250,000 in Winter Transfer Window
Honduras Best Eleven of the Year
Honduras All Time Best Eleven
Coupe de la Ligue Runner Up with Montpellier
Montpellier Best Eleven of the Year
HULKSTER
Transferred from West Ham United to Watford for $4,200,000 in Summer Transfer Window
BPL 1x Team of the Week
The Emirates FA Cup Winner with West Ham United
West Ham Best Eleven of the Year
Trinidad & Tobago Best Eleven of the Year
BOLZY
Trinidad & Tobago Best Eleven of the Year
Broken Leg in February / 5 Months
No TALENT
Transferred from West Ham United to Liverpool for $2,900,000 in Summer Transfer Window
Cuba Record for Most POM in a Year with 4
Twigg MURDOG
Spor Toto Super Lig 1x Team of the Week
Basaksehir Best Eleven of the Year
Trinidad & Tobago Best Eleven of the Year
Hans Christian PEDERSEN
Transferred from Chelsea to Southampton for $1,800,000 in Summer Transfer Window
McDonalds FA Community Shield Runner Up with Chelsea
UEFA Champions League Winner with Chelsea
(benchwarmer)
Captain BLACKBEARD JR.
Serie A TIM 2x Team of the Week
Fiorentina Best Eleven of the Year
Barbados Best Eleven of the Year
New Contract Signed
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Captain BARBOSA
Barbados Best Eleven of the Year
- 2025-2026 Player Overview -
*** Before Summer Transfer Window ***
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- 2026 World Cup -
Group Stages
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World Cup Winner
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- Other Details -
1. Odd-***** Notthatbright took over the world of football last season. After losing the Champions League 2 times in 3 years against the same club, he was on a mission to win it. Did he ever; Chelsea won ever single game during the UCL season, 21 games unbeaten streak going back to the season before (losing Finals on OK). OWN scored 7 goals, 3 Game Winning Goals in the Group Stages, Game Winner in the Semi-Finals vs Bayern Munich and Game Winning Goal in the Finals vs Manchester United. Yes, 3rd time's a charm for Odd-*****. Made sure he scored the one and only goal for Chelsea to help them lift the Trophy, at last.
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2. Jammy Dadger's Strained Knee Ligament in mid-May put him out of football for 7 weeks, ruling him out of International football and missed the World Cup in Canada.
3. Jeremy Ouillet-Vareille has been a revelation since joining Barcelona. Winning 5 Trophies in just 2 years. He needs to have his temper in check though. In the 2nd season, he has broken the club's record for cards received, 18 yellow cards and 5 red cards. He missed 8 games due suspensions. It didnt stop Barcelona from signing him for 5 years and raising his Release Clause to a ridiculous amount.
4. Wikiwiki is starting to his his form as of late. After moving from Bournemouth to Nottingham Forest 2 years ago, he has been a regular 1st team footballer. In just 2 years, his sales value went from $155,000 to $7,250,000. Currently valued at $15,250,000. Wikiwiki is also the second Jamaican player Malaga have added into the squad after Medmax's transfer in the Winter Transfer Window.
5. Hans Christian Pedersen... dont be fooled by the EUFA Europa League and UEFA Champions League trophies in his cabinet. He had made 1 appearance for Manchester City and 0 for Chelsea in both competitions respectively. Yet, he has something that Mide and Jammy Dadger haven't been able to bring to Paris.
***Wow this took longer than expected. Never thought I would see one of the BaP would win that many Trophies and Awards in a season. Never happened before. Just before the Ballon d'Or, the amount of praise OWN was off the charts. There will not be any other update until NEXT MONDAY. Will be out of town Friday to Sunday to attend a wedding. Road Trip + Wedding... what could go wrong?