Funniest Chat Up Lines EVER!!

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Today, I heard the best chat up line EVER and thought I'd share it with you...

Are you retarded? Because you look soooo special ;)

Thought it was hilarious.
Anyone got any other funny ones. :)
 
2 girls stood at the bar,one was stunning the other looked like Pat Butcher.I went up to them and said to Pat Butchers twin "would you like to dance?" Her face lit up and she replied " Yes off course" so i replied "well sod off and dance then while i chat your mate up"
 
I have been sent here by the president on an expedition

Girl replies "What expedition"

My expedition to find your G spot :D
 
Hello, here's 20 quid. Drink until i'm really good looking and then come talk to me.
 
a girl says "has it started raining since you walked in, because i'm pretty wet"
 
"Youre eyes are like spanners cause every time i look at them my nuts tighten"

"I aint fred flinstone but i can make your bedrock"
 
Just give me a minute while I deck your boyfriend, then we can talk
 
I want you to have my children...They're in the car outside.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
 
How would you like your Eggs in the morning? Fertilised or unfertilised?
 
I like your legs so much I'm going to name one Christmas and one New Years. Hey, can I see you between the holidays?

I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.
 
What a lovely Dress,it would look even better on my bedroom floor.
 
Haha Max, you're on fire

Nice legs, What time do they open? CLASSIC
 
"I got the F, the C and the K all i need is U"

"The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word."
 
boy says to girl : your legs must be tired because you been running thru my mind all day
 
I always thought paradise was further away than here!!
 
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
 
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