Funniest Chat Up Lines EVER!!

[milla020]

6 year old material

haha

 

[Lewis]

nice legs, what time they open?

 

[milla020]

i know milk does a body good but ****!...how much have u been drinking?

 

[bcfc]

What the f*ck are you a bull, because you are making me *****

 

[Lewis]

bcfc, is this past experience, or are you googling chat up lines?

 

[bcfc]

Mixed i found two on google!!

 

[Luke]

bcfc, is this past experience, or are you googling chat up lines?

i think he is just a pimp

 

[Max]

bcfc, is this past experience, or are you googling chat up lines?

Most people are anyway, including me ^^)

 

[cuddles]

You must be Jamaican, cause baby Jamaican me crazy.

 

[JP Woody]

Did it hurt?

Girl replies When? (expecting the "when you fell from the stars line")

When you where brayed with the ugly stick

 

[Lewis]

that'll come in very handy with all the birds chasin me

 

[taida]

You look almost stupid enough to date me.

Got any beer at home?

Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?

 

[Jamie F]

Helloo sexy, quick, snog me, my mates are looking.

 

[taida]

... You'll do.

 

[Anlaby7Hull]

If I and you were squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole

 

[Max]

xD Some of these are getting a bit sick now

 

[taida]

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. I looked at you and dropped mine.

 

[Danny]

Are we related? Do you want to be?

You look almost stupid enough to date me.

I like your legs so much Im going to name one Christmas and one New Years. Hey, can I see you between the holidays?

Let's take a shower together -- you smell.

---------- Post added at 03:15 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:10 PM ----------

My parents are away for the weekend

 

[Max]

Nice site there Danny - http://www.drdating.com/funny/pick-up-lines/funny-chat-up-lines.php

 

[Danny]

Nice site there Danny - http://www.drdating.com/funny/pick-up-lines/funny-chat-up-lines.php

Haha. Just doing what the rest do