Funniest Chat Up Lines EVER!!

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i know milk does a body good but ****!...how much have u been drinking?
 
What the f*ck are you a bull, because you are making me ***** :D
 
bcfc, is this past experience, or are you googling chat up lines?
 
Did it hurt?

Girl replies When? (expecting the "when you fell from the stars line")

When you where brayed with the ugly stick :P
 
that'll come in very handy with all the birds chasin me ;)
 
You look almost stupid enough to date me.

Got any beer at home?

Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?
 
Helloo sexy, quick, snog me, my mates are looking.
 
xD Some of these are getting a bit sick now
 
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. I looked at you and dropped mine.
 
Are we related? Do you want to be?

You look almost stupid enough to date me.

I like your legs so much Im going to name one Christmas and one New Years. Hey, can I see you between the holidays?

Let's take a shower together -- you smell.

---------- Post added at 03:15 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:10 PM ----------

My parents are away for the weekend ;)
 
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