Funniest Chat Up Lines EVER!!

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How was heaven when you left it?
If water were beauty, you'd be an ocean.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
You remind me of a compass; because I'd be lost without you.
If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my own garden forever.
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
You must be a **** of a thief because you stole my heart

Iv tried all these before a few times and they guarantee results :)
 
if your left leg was xmas and your right leg was new years could i visit between the holidays:P
 
I used this one when i pulled my girlfriend:

Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
 
Not really a line, BUT...

last night was up Broad Street with some work mates,

9.5/10 girl dancing with us, she took a shine to me ;)

as i was off my face said "am i dreaming"

she said "lets find out"

ill let you fill in the blanks, ^^) happy days

worked for me it may work for you ;) XD
 
I'm easy. Are you?
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm easy. Are you?
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

Personnal Favorite:P
I have only three months to live. ..

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mfage1 said:
Not really a line, BUT...

last night was up Broad Street with some work mates,

9.5/10 girl dancing with us, she took a shine to me ;)

as i was off my face said "am i dreaming"

she said "lets find out"

ill let you fill in the blanks, ^^) happy days

worked for me it may work for you ;) XD
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Soon gonna try it ;)

at least this one worked not like mine :'(
 
I was a victim of this one.

Girl: Are you gay?
Me: No.
Girl: Okay, do you want to dance?
 
Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

Sorry guys, but that's a classic! :P
 
Not sure if these have been posted yet because I havn't had the chance to read them all but

"Do you work in Subway? Because you've given me a foot-long"
"Can you catch? Because you've got a pair of balls coming your way!"
 
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