Funniest Chat Up Lines EVER!!

[JP Woody]

Catch a Goat you've pulled!

 

[bcfc]

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long!

 

[Louis H]

^^^^^^^what he said

 

[Max]

So, you're a girl huh?

 

[milla020]

"do you have a name, or can i call you mine?"

 

[bcfc]

Are you a parking ticket?
What?
You got fine written all over

 

[milla020]

Hey babe, how about you and me going clubbing; and I dont mean baby seals

 

[Louis H]

Are you wearing spacepants, because your behind is totally out of this world!

 

[Luke]

"if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put I and U together"

 

[Max]

Are you legal?

 

[bcfc]

"if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put I and U together"

Luke's taking it old school

Is your dad a thief?
because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes

 

[Jamie F]

"if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put I and U together"

If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put F and U together. Now get away from me

 

[JP Woody]

Would you like to dance? or are you a Lesbian?

 

[necas12]

Do you work for Royal Mail? No? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

 

[Luke]

Do you work for Parcelforce, because i swear i saw you checking out my package

 

[Louis H]

luket coppied

 

[bcfc]

There is something wrong with my mobile phone.
It doesn't have your number in it

 

[milla020]

i like maths. you want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

 

[Max]

i like maths. you want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

6 year old material

 

[bcfc]

Did you hear about the overweight Polar Bear??

No

Well it broke the ice didn't it!!