Funniest Chat Up Lines EVER!!

[Ride The Walrus]

Did you fall from heaven? Because I'm totally into Necrophillia.

Are those ******* real? Or are you a trans-sexual

Either that's a gun, or I'm ******* off.

 

[DMF]

Lets play Fire Truck. I'll run my fingers up your leg and when you want me to stop you say red light.

*Run fingers up leg*

Stop.

Fire trucks don't stop at red lights....





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[fm1063]

Are you wearing spacepants, because your **** is totally out of this world!

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Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the **** out of here -- to my place

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I'd call this puppy love but I'm not into all those new positions.

 

[Mike]

fm1063 - you do realise you could have just put all three into one single post? This doesn't up your post count, by the way, it counts as a singular post.

 

[fm1063]

yeah i no mike sorry about that

 

[Jak]

Just saw this on facebook:

"my ***** has stopped breathing..... do you know CPR?"

 

[sammyt]

i swallowed an abacus the other day ............. it's what's inside that counts

 

[Seanmccann]

I lost my teddy bear so can I sleep with you

 

[Bodell]

Are your legs tired? Cos you've been running threw my mind all day!

 

[djchrissy123]

the fresh prince of bel air has the best chat up lines will smith is a leg-end

 

[Joel`]

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

Guarantees results.

 

[Glocken73]

are you from jamaica?? cuz baby your jamaican me crazy!!

do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again??

I may not be Fred Flinstone but i bet i can make your bed rock....

 

[Sam]

Did you fall from heaven?
Ahh
Cos your face is really messed up

 

[Irish Scouse]

Hi I'm gay, reckon you could convert me?

 

[taida]

You've made me so nervous that I've forgotten my standard pick-up line.

Who wants a mustache ride?

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

 

[Irish Scouse]

I'll get your coat, you have pulled.

 

[JonnLydersen]

'I've done some horrible, unspeakable things while drunk, and I'd like to add you to that list.'


We can do this one of two ways;

Rohypnol or necrophilia....Your decision.


this one always works too:

Get your coat love...

...I've got a knife

 

[Unbidden]

"Its my birthday"

Surprisingly this one worked oO)

 

[Grenwald]

"Its my birthday"

Surprisingly this one worked oO)

worked for me aswell! only used it on my bday though! would it work not on your b'day though?

 

[Unbidden]

worked for me aswell! only used it on my bday though! would it work not on your b'day though?

As long as you are not using it on the same person or people who know you it should, but best kept for when it is actually your birthday.

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