Funniest Chat Up Lines EVER!!

[JDY]

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

 

[Jake89]

Do you have any raisins? How about a date?

 

[Dan]

That was lame, Jake

 

[SunderlandDanny1973]

Guy: Want to go **** and have a Pizza?
Girl: What!?!?!
Guy: What? You don't like pizza?

 

[MunchkinCurt]

hey babe.. Im naked under these clothes

 

[Danny]

Did you fart? Cause you blew me away.

Do you have a Band-Aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.

Are you Jamaican? [No, why?] Coz jer-makin-me-crazy.

I bet your last name must be Jacobs? because I think your a real cracker.

Your name must be Gillette? the best a man can get.

Are those trousers made out of Space Shuttle tiles because your *** is out of this world!

Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board

Girl, how long have you been in the oven, cause I know I felt something rising.

 

[TheMjt]

Did you fart? Cause you blew me away.

Do you have a Band-Aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.

Are you Jamaican? [No, why?] Coz jer-makin-me-crazy.

I bet your last name must be Jacobs? because I think your a real cracker.

Your name must be Gillette? the best a man can get.

Are those trousers made out of Space Shuttle tiles because your *** is out of this world!

Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board

Girl, how long have you been in the oven, cause I know I felt something rising.

That could be meant 2 ways

 

[Ride The Walrus]

You have been invited to the pants party

 

[christophermcl]

Can I smelly your flaps?
No? Must be your feet then. (H)

 

[Jake]

**** me if im wrong, but you want me don't you?

Say what if you dont not want to **** me.

Cba looking through the whole thread, sorry if they have already been posted.

 

[Quietus]

bump

your dad's ***** must be a chilli 'cause **** girl, you're extra hot :$

 

[Gaffer]

Your mum was good, so I guess you must be too (K)

 

[Fichado9]

I know why Soloman had 600 wives, because he never found you.

 

[Redrup]

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait until you see my wookie.

 

[r1cky]

"Can ye catch luv?? coz ye got a couple of balls comin' yer way!"

(Max and Paddy lol)

 

[JP Woody]

Ive got a 12 inch tongue and i can breathe through my ears.

 

[Jamees]

Do you love chocolate, pull down your snickers and ill give you a boost

 

[IanC]

This one always works.

Can you smell chloroform on this cloth.

 

[Jasonlfc96]

Best Chat Up Line Ever and the most common: "Hi"

 

[Gaffer]

Hey babe, wanna play lion? You go kneel over there, and I'll throw you my meat

Excuse me, do you wan't to have babies? No? Wanna practice then?