I Thought You Said He Eats, Drinks and Sleeps Football? He Does, He Just Can't Play!

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not bad going mate love the pic of all the sexy ladys keep them coming
 
Win or lose I will be resigning my Paraguay post after this tournament, There is no league for me to load up and the national pool is tiny. They are just to erratic for my liking.

This is what it's all about.
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Up first are Venuzuela and we are favourites.
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What us a favourites tag when we play like this? I'd hoped for 3 points so we didn't need a result off Brazil.
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Mexico represent by there U23's up next and this time we aren't favourites.
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An excellent commanding victory, Mexico never got going and ripped them to shreds.
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Brazil massive favourites and we kind of need a result here aswell.
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Unbelievable we ****** won!
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We topped our group in the end.
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Japan in the next round...no really Japan!
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The business end of the tournament now.
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We are favourites against Japan.
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Penalties, but a win is a win and we'll take it.
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Venezuela again in the next round.
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Favourites again, who knew the bookies cared?
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Twice in as many games we have cut it close, Extra time needed but we won!
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I'm thrilled with this, Peru in the final!
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We're favourites for the final.
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The game was done in the first half, 3-1 to Paraguay and another trophy collected.
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A host of awards for the squad aswell.
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Here is how the tournament panned out.
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With that my job in Paraguay is done.
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We bid farewell to Paraguay and all its......charms....
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Europe next :D
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The Paraguay big chested women are underwear models, the main one in most of the pictures is called Larissa Riquelme, AKA 'the World Cup's girlfriend'. They were hired by companies to advertise during the 2010 World Cup (hense the phone between her *****) by basically wearing what they were, and jumping around with plenty of erm...passion.
 
Bigbadtone78 said:
Can we see your biography?
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I'll ss it later tonight

Slimchap said:
The Paraguay big chested women are underwear models, the main one in most of the pictures is called Larissa Riquelme, AKA 'the World Cup's girlfriend'. They were hired by companies to advertise during the 2010 World Cup (hense the phone between her *****) by basically wearing what they were, and jumping around with plenty of erm...passion.
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Ruined it for me, there was me planning a trip to paraguay........
 
My new job only took me a very shortwhile to get, Seems Europe is alot more accepting of me! I applied was offered the job and accepted all with 2 days.
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We are going to Serbia. A country with a very turbulant history so i've taken liberties with what I copied from wikipedia!

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from wikipedia
The Serbia national football team (Serbian: Фудбалска репрезентација Србије, Fudbalska reprezentacija Srbije) represents Serbia in association football and is controlled by the Football Association of Serbia, the governing body for football in Serbia. Serbia's home ground is the Red Star Stadium in Belgrade and their head coach is Siniša Mihajlović. Both FIFA and UEFA consider the Serbian national team as the direct and only successor of the Yugoslavia and Serbia and Montenegro national teams.

[h=3]After the breakup of Serbia and Montenegro (2006–2007) [edit][/h]After Montenegro declared independence, Serbia marked independence with a 3–1 win over the Czech Republic. The Euro 2008 qualification process began not long after in 2007 and ended in disappointment for Serbia. A strong start in qualification was overshadowed by the final hurdle of matches where inconsistency took over the side dropping points against the likes of Finland, Belgium, Armenia and Kazakhstan. They eventually finished third, three points behind runners up Portugal and Group A winners Poland. Serbia's first ever foreign coach Javier Clemente was sacked after the failure.
Serbia replaced Javier Clemente with Miroslav Đukić, who then left the position on 19 August of the following year without having played any official games, due to various disagreements with the Football Association of Serbia.


[h=3]Rebuilding (2012–)[/h]


Dejan Stanković and Nemanja Vidić announced that they are retiring from international football. This meant that Serbia had lost two key players and that a new era had started. Branislav Ivanović became the new captain. Siniša Mihajlović, a former member of the national team, was appointed as the coach on 24 April 2012. He has made it a requirement for the players to know the words of the national anthem because he calls himself a right wing nationalist. Serbia was drawn in Group A in qualification for 2014 FIFA World Cup, together with Croatia, Belgium, Scotland, Macedonia, and Wales. Mihajlović started with three straight defeats in friendly matches againstSpain, France and Sweden. In his fourth game as coach, the team played a draw with Republic of Ireland. The team began the qualification campaign with a goaless draw with Scotland and a 6:1 win over Wales. In the next two games, Serbia suffered two defeats, from Macedonia and Belgium. 2012 ended with a 3:1 victory in a friendly match against Chile. In 2013, Serbia's first game was a friendly match versus Cyprus. It ended 3:1 for Serbia. On 22 March, Serbia played in Zagreb against Croatia. The game was highely anticipated in both countries due their rivalry both on and off the pitch. Croatia won 2:0 and sent Serbia down on the table. This way, Serbia's chances for qualification became very small.
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I really couldn't of picked a better nation to take charge of, They have never won a single thing! Nothing at all! They have a brilliant selection of players to choose from. They are currently ranked 4th in the world and are as good as qualified for the Euros.

Here are the current world rankings, As you can see flying high in 4th.
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The previous manager resigned, not exactly sure why!
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Here are the fixtures and current qualification table before I arrive. As you can see i'm taking charge of a very good side.
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Here is the tactic I will be employing, the attacking talent in Serbia is immense and I aim to take advantage of that.
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Here are in my opinion some of the nations best players.
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I aim to win at a minimum the European Championship.
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Your computer must be exceptional that it allows you to play this fast! Congrats with Paruguay. When you reach Scandanavia can I request you don't play with a Danish team, sorry I've seen it done before and the league is quite lucrative... Although depending on Kobenhavn's dominance it could be interesting the same could be said for Molde, Stockholm and HJK. I would personally love to see Iceland.
 
TurboGav said:
Your computer must be exceptional that it allows you to play this fast! Congrats with Paruguay. When you reach Scandanavia can I request you don't play with a Danish team, sorry I've seen it done before and the league is quite lucrative... Although depending on Kobenhavn's dominance it could be interesting the same could be said for Molde, Stockholm and HJK. I would personally love to see Iceland.
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I've already got a club team now, I can promise you it's not Danish :)
 
Only 4 games were left in Serbias qualification campaign, We don't even need to win them all to qualify.

I was very disapointed with this draw, We were turning the screw before the red card. After that we were lucky to hold onto the draw. Not the start I had planned to life in Serbia. The point was however enough to qualify us with 3 games left.
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This was alot more like it! We simple couldn't miss in the first half as we tore Cyprus to shreds. A new biggest win for Serbia and it all looks rosey from here.
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I was a bit miffed at conceeding 2 against Estonia but we scored 6 so I'll let it slide.
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Armenia were our last victims of this campaign, as my tactic proves lethal, at least against lower teams.
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The Serbian FA are pleased.
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Here is how we finished, Sadly the dropped points were a game I was in charge for.
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We have been drawn with Italy, Slovakia and Turkey for the Euros.
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I also spotted this kid in the U21's, we have a genuine wonderkid for the future. I'll monitor him closely and blood him when he starts playing for his club.
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I have got my first club job in Europe, I applied and was employed in double quick time.
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We are going to Sweden
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So who are Ängelholms FF?

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from wikipedia
Ängelholms FF is a football club based in Ängelholm, Sweden. The club is affiliated to Skånes Fotbollförbund and play their home games at Ängelholms IP. The club was formed in 1976 as a merger between Ängelholms IF and Skörpinge GIF. The club is currently playing in Superettan, the second highest tier of Swedish football.[1]​

Ängelholms IF were founded in 1905 and Skörpinge GIF were founded in 1950. Ängelholms IF had their most successful period in the 1930s when they played in Swedish Division 2 against clubs such as Malmö FF, Halmstads BK and Helsingborgs IF. Ängelholms IF were the most successful club in Ängelholm until Skörpinge GIF were founded and later seriously started to compete for the best talents of the town.
Discussions of a possible merger initiated in 1975 after the two clubs realised the potential in a merger. Both clubs realised that the best opportunity for Ängelholm to have a professional club would be to merge the two clubs. They merged in 1976 and founded Ängelholms FF. However the success that the two clubs had in vision took until the 1990s to aspire. Between 1997 and 2001, Ängelholms FF were promoted from Division 4 to the second highest tier, Superettan. The club was relegated back to Division 2 and played there until they were promoted to the newly created tier three, Division 1. The club was once again promoted in their second season of the league and found themselves in Superettan for the second time in the clubs history. In 2008 the club reached their highest position in the Swedish league system yet, 5th place in Superettan.
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Currently in the Superettan Swedens second flight, Here is how things look when I took over.
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This is the Superettan.
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I have selected mid table for seasons expectations, The budget is much the same regardless so no need for added pressure.
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Here is how I intend us to line up, it may receive some tweaking a bit later on.
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The club has won nothing worth winning in it's entire history, I aim to change that.
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