I Thought You Said He Eats, Drinks and Sleeps Football? He Does, He Just Can't Play!

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We have again had more than the measure of this contest winning all 3 games, 5-0, 7-0 and 6-1.
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Top of the group with maximum points.
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We had special pay back for Benfica in the semi final, 9-1 that will teach them to ruin my unbeaten season before it even started!
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Just enough to get the job done in the final, Beating Sporting 1-0. Very workman like but it got the job done.
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Here are our full results
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One cup won.​
 
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Well it doesn't get much better than that does it? 14-0 against poor Estarreja, i'll let the picture do the talking.
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"Manita" apparantly against Vit. Guimarães!
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Manita plus 3 minus 1, 5+3-1 maybe? No thought not Rio Ave soundly beaten 8-1.
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Porto may well of beaten us 3-2 in Porto, But that was inconsequential as we tonked them 9-1 in the first leg! ooo yeah!
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easy as you like in the final 6-0 and job done.
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Here are our full results.
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Two cups won.​
 
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This is the one I covet above all others, We need to make more headway this year. Ideally I want to win the thing!

A very strong showing against Shakhtar saw us run out 5-0 and 8-1 winners collecting all 6 points enroute.
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Red Bull Salzburg are the weakest team in the group on paper, So two wins 3-0 and 6-2 came as no surprise to me.
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Manchester United destroyed us 4 times in one season when last we met, This time they had a taste of there own medicine 4-1 at Old Trafford and 5-0 in Portugal!
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We top the group on maximum points and Man Utd join us in the kncok out rounds.
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Fiorentina in the last 16 and we beat them rather easily, 3-0 and 5-1 for a massive 8-1 aggregate victory.
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When Porto came out of the hat for the quarter finals I was overjoyed, So going out on away goals after how much dominance we have shown over them did not make me happy one bit! 4-4 on aggregate but they go through.
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Here are our results in full
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Manchester United won the contest in the end, Which served only to annoy me since we outclassed them twice.....
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I'm fast running out of ideas for this contest, I've never struggled to win it like this before! Here are the player stats, as you can see it's not like we are playing badly...
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I'll re-evaluate at the end of the season..​
 
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Benfica again ruining all the fun, I suppose they took exception to 9-1 in the cup XD
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The best two results from this period were our 12-0 annihilation of Nacional da Madeira and out 9-0 beating of Vit. Guimarães
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The march however goes on as we claim our third consecutive title.
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Here are player stats for the year, as you can see our front two really worked rather well this year!
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For thos interested here are the strike pair that managed to score so many goals. Djalò is also a youth product produced at the club, I highlighted him a feww years ago, My how he has grown :D
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Well 9 players isn't half bad is it?
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This will only take us to just over 3000 seats and is the first expansion since I took over. I keep asking for a new stadium but no dice.
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Flattering but no thanks.
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It has to be our year for the champions league next year, it just has to be....
 
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Take that, another defeat. The 9-1 is an obvious photoshop make out!!!

The ECL is hard, or Porto don't let you pass the quarters?? You should buy all their players!!
 
Take that, another defeat. The 9-1 is an obvious photoshop make out!!!

The ECL is hard, or Porto don't let you pass the quarters?? You should buy all their players!!
Its frightening, we maul them domestically, call it a European match and they are a different team!
 
And Porto knock you out again, I never saw it coming. Just sign an African keeper and you should win it
 
But then again you did go out on the cheapest rules ever. (I legit detest the Away Goals Rule because it doesn't promote football it promotes killing the game.)
 
And Porto knock you out again, I never saw it coming. Just sign an African keeper and you should win it
I must be missing something here, How would an African GK help? lol
But then again you did go out on the cheapest rules ever. (I legit detest the Away Goals Rule because it doesn't promote football it promotes killing the game.)
I can't think of a fairer way, any extra time benifits the home team in second leg. Penalties are worse IMO.
 
I must be missing something here, How would an African GK help? lol

I think he means because your African front line is insane, so buy an African GK and your sorted lol or a full african team perhaps??

Hurry up and get the next season done, want you to get Portugal out the way is boring ;) haha
 
I reckon the problem could be that you've not got a Prince in your team.
 
Interesting... having spent a morning reading your story. Inspires me to start my own!

Interestingly enough, your first club Titikaveka FC offered me a post too. But I chose Arorangi...
 
Porto Porto Porto!!! Thats sick how they keep teasing you!
Porto are going down this season....big time!
I think he means because your African front line is insane, so buy an African GK and your sorted lol or a full african team perhaps??

Hurry up and get the next season done, want you to get Portugal out the way is boring ;) haha
Only one of my front line is african lol! But yes I get it now I was to tired to understand last night.....that's my excuse and i'm sticking with it!

I reckon the problem could be that you've not got a Prince in your team.
And I sold the Prince I had aswell! ****** ****!

Interesting... having spent a morning reading your story. Inspires me to start my own!

Interestingly enough, your first club Titikaveka FC offered me a post too. But I chose Arorangi...
Excellent stuff, I got my first season in the cook islands done in about an hour and a half! Mental how quick it went when all I had loaded was tiny Oceanic leagues. Have you managed to get New Zealand working or not?
 
I have come to the conclusion that, My 4-5 new players each season isn't letting my squad gel propely. This is fine against lesser Portuguese opposition, but European big guns and Porto exploit this. So this means I have signed just 1 player for the first team the rest are youth prospects.
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Miguel Abreu
A real gem for the future, he fits into our system and after a season on loan I expect great great things.
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Ismael Jardim
Another gem who fits beautifully into our system, a year on loan then into the first team.
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Silvino Miranda
Signed from Real Madrid for a quiet costly compensation fee of 1.1m. I'm happy tp pay that howver as he does appear to be on his way to beingg an excellent player.
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Fábio Jorge Ribeiro
Signed by the HOYD, not the best player signed but after a loan year he should do a job.
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Oscar Bogado
Looks absolute quality, give him a few years and we will have a gem of a centre back.
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Bruno González
The only first team player signed this year, even he is purely backup. He looks ok and a full Argentina international to boot, He will start on the bench with a view to starting if he shapes himself.
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Here is the champions league group we have drawn, Nothing to worry about here, we should easily win this group.
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